Mr. Matthews, who's the new teacher? Carron. Carron? Yeah. We are on a first-name basis. Cozy. And we are not taking that geography test either. In fact, we've done away with geography. No one needs it. You must think you've died and got to heaven. Y...
Yesterday we were absolutely enthralled by the first 1600 exciting lines of Beowulf. Can anyone recap for us? Hrothgar, king of the Danes, on the island of Zealand has built the mead hall Heorot for feasting his warriors, but they abandoned it becaus...
Free barbel, love Arny? Feel better, love, Amy. Oh, that's what you think you wrote. Cory, read this. Fried baloney, love Elvin. Just sign it. What is it? It's a get-well card for Mr. Feeny. Here, you sign it too. I don't think so, Mom. Suit yourself...
I can't believe Mr. Feeny actually missed a day of school. Well, you know who you can thank for that, don't you? Zeus? Me! I wished for him to get sick, and he did. You didn't wish for him to get sick. Sure I did, yesterday when we weren't studying....
There is a look. Don't tell me. You've died and come back as a bat with a perm . This Hindu Yoga position increases blood flow to the brain, thus maximizing concentration and cognitive performance. It's also quite a rush. I am so nervous. You? My pal...
You've got your milk. You've got your peanut butter. How about a banana? What about a raw egg? Hey! Why's that have to be raw? Why can't we scramble it and put it in? Stallone drinks raw eggs. Stallone's like 5 foot 2. And you're like 2 foot 5. Go wi...
Hey, guys. Here he is, young me. How's your second date? Went on another date? Yeah, my last one. Oh, second date's slump. I have seen it happen 1000 times. Not to me. You know, you know, I'm thinking it's deeper than that. See, each one of us was bo...
May I ask you a personal question? Sure. Why are there socks all over your floor? Oh, I was just practising. I envy your flexibility. Oh, this is not so hard. Come on, I'll give you some pointers. All right, first, you got some ammo. Ninja turtles? A...
Hi, is Topanga there? Yeah, I did mean physically. Hi, Topanga, it's me, Cory Matthews. You probably remember me from school? Well, listen, when I made this date, I didn't know it at that time, but now I just found out. Topanga, I gotta be totally ho...
Ok, what do you know that I don't know? Nothing. Which kid is it? Cory. Oh, I knew it. Ok, Ok. Let's see. He's too old to steal candy, but too young to wreck a car. Oh, no, it's a girl. It is. Cory is going on his first date, isn't that sweet? Yeah,...
