Hello! You wanna tell us anything? Ah, not yet. Now, I got something to tell you. We found this in our bed. Now what was it that you wanted to tell us? I just wanted to say, happy birthday, mom! The other one is on layaway. Nothing happened between m...
What's the matter? Nothing's the matter. Yeah, you got your full-length flannel armor on there. This happens to be very comfortable. Hum, hum. Oh you're looking positively Amish. Alan, tomorrow I have three bus loads of these garden club ladies come...
So we find in Fielding's novel the character Tom Jones is absolutely irresistible to women. Isn't that right, Matthews? Ah, yeah, that's right. What's right? What you just said. What I just said? You weren't listening either? Matthews, keep your head...
Don't go, Rebecca. Sorry, I really don't feel like being here anymore. You haven't seen the whole house, I mean, let me take you to the roof. Actually, Eric, I think it's nice we didn't go any further than we did. Thank you. No problem. Why don't we...
Hi, mom. This is Rebecca. Now, uh, it's kind of a new relationship. So don't say anything too embarrassing, OK? Oh, hi, Rebecca. He wet his bed till he was twelve. Oh, Oops. Come sit. Hey, weasel, you wanna move your stuff off the table, we gotta cra...
Michael and Lisa Marie? Looks like it. Since when? Just now. That was it. What? That? Yeah, you saw it happen. I can't believe it! I saw it happen and I still don't know how it happens. Stop obsessing, man, you're gonna pop a lobe. You're right. I sh...
Oh, Duben's out sick again? Health teacher's sick again? Not a lot of credibility. Wonder what kind of creepy substitute we got today? Wow. That is no substitute. That is the real thing. Good afternoon class, I'm Miss Kelly and I will be filling in f...
Richard and Cindy. Very deeply in love. Since when? Lunch. Ah, Mr. Heckle and Mr. Jeckle . Don't we have classes to attend? Mr. Feeny, shouldn't you break them up or hose them down or something? Oh, I wouldn't interrupt their tryst, Mr. Mathews. They...
Three O'clock, guys! It's time to go home. We gotta hose the place down. Who the heck are you? Oh, I'm your worst nightmare. I am a teacher. Oh, a teacher. No wonder I don't recognize you. What do you teach? Oh, English lit. and kickboxing. What seem...
Hey, Matthews, we survived Day One, huh? The day is young, sir. And so was I. I'll see you tomorrow. Yeah, I'll be the one faceup in the suit. Are you OK, Matthews? You know Mr. Turner, You know that book you gave us, the Odyssey? Yeah. Did the guy i...
