爆笑英语口语 第139期:高能生活技能

 　　Language Points

　　1.Makeup¹ brushes are too expensive so I go to the art supply store and buy paint brushes.They work just the same.

　　2.I use my boobs like a stress ball whenever I get anxious. It actually helps calm me down because it's also a turn on.

　　3. I ran out of cotton pads while doing my makeup so I use tampons.

　　4.When I run out of clean underwear and don't have time for laundry I wear old pairs with a new panty liner each day.

　　5.I make sex tapes with my boyfriend so we don't have to pay for porn.

　　6.I broke my vibrator so now I use my electric toothbrush.

　　7.I use butter to wash my face when I run out of money because it makes my face just as soft as the expensive stuff.

　　8.My life was changed when I realized my eyelash curler could open a beer bottle.

　　9.I use my cat as a heating pad during my period.

1 makeup   

n.组织；性格；化装品

参考例句：

• Those who failed the exam take a makeup exam.这次考试不及格的人必须参加补考。
• Do you think her beauty could makeup for her stupidity?你认为她的美丽能弥补她的愚蠢吗？