打工姐妹花第一季 第240期:苏菲被骗来

 　　Are you all right, Max? I got here as fast as I could.

　　麦克斯，你没事吧？我尽快赶来了

　　Caroline texted me to hurry over

　　卡洛琳发短信叫我快来

　　because you didn't know you were pregnant, and you were giving birth over toilet.

　　说你不知道自己怀孕，还准备要在厕所生孩子

　　So I grabbed my plunger and ran!

　　我抓着马桶吸就冲来了

　　That is insane. I never texted that.

　　太夸张了吧，我没发过这短信啊

　　No, I did, when I stole your phone. I needed a reason to get Sophie over here.

　　我发的，我刚偷用了你的手机。我要拐苏菲过来得有理由嘛

　　I can't believe she believed it.

　　我不敢相信她会信你的屁话

　　Oh, come on, Max. Giving birth over toilet? That is very you.

　　麦克斯，在厕所里生娃。十足你的风格

　　Now that you are here, Sophie, sit. I want to tell you something important.

　　苏菲，既然你都来了，坐吧。我想跟你说一件重要的事

　　Well, you can forget that. There's no way I'm going to stay.

　　你就算了吧。我才不会留下来呢

　　A cupcake party? Oh, look, and this one even has a pretzel in it.

　　有小蛋糕派对啊？这一个上面还有椒盐卷饼呢

　　Yup, that's our "salty n' spice" for our more adventurous¹ customers.

　　那是我们的"咸配香料"口味给喜爱新奇口味的顾客

　　Also for the uptight² white people,

　　而保守的白人顾客呢

　　we have the very, very vanilla³ which is... big surprise... my favorite.

　　我们也做了非常传统的香草口味。毫无意外...这也是我最爱的口味

　　And this is our beer-batter maple⁴ bacon spring break cupcake.

　　这是酒混面粉加枫蜜培根的特制春假小蛋糕

　　That's for stoners, and big surprise, my favorite.

　　给瘾君子的，比如我的最爱啦

　　We can only take four flavors to represent our cupcake business.

　　我们只能选四个口味带去代表我们的小蛋糕店

　　See? Not one word ever about anyone else. I have a pet ferret, if anyone gives a damn.

　　你看，说话向来只提自己的事。有人在乎我有养只小雪貂吗。

1 adventurous   

adj.爱冒险的；惊心动魄的，惊险的，刺激的　

参考例句：

• I was filled with envy at their adventurous lifestyle.我很羨慕他们敢于冒险的生活方式。
• He was predestined to lead an adventurous life.他注定要过冒险的生活。

2 uptight   

adj.焦虑不安的，紧张的

参考例句：

• He's feeling a bit uptight about his exam tomorrow.他因明天的考试而感到有点紧张。
• Try to laugh at it instead of getting uptight.试着一笑了之，不要紧张。

3 vanilla   

n.香子兰，香草

参考例句：

• He used to love milk flavoured with vanilla.他过去常爱喝带香草味的牛奶。
• I added a dollop of vanilla ice-cream to the pie.我在馅饼里加了一块香草冰激凌。

4 maple   

n.槭树，枫树，槭木

参考例句：

• Maple sugar is made from the sap of maple trees.枫糖是由枫树的树液制成的。
• The maple leaves are tinge with autumn red.枫叶染上了秋天的红色。