Cameron: This is first-child syndrome. It's where the first child is happy, and then the second child comes along, and the first child gets jealous of the second child and starts acting out. Mitchell: Yes, that's brilliant, except Sal's not our chil...
Elena: How can you ask me that? Stefan:Because you knowing this is dangerous for so many reasons.You can hate me, but I need you to trust me. Elena: Just go. Just go, please. Go. If you mean me no harm, then you go. Stefan: I never wanted this....
R: Im sure you must be thinking a hundred thoughts right now......but Lily, you cannot blame yourself. L: Why not? He was on his way to see me. I was... I was gonna end our marriage. R: Hey, it's okay.You hear me? L: He left me a voice mail. R: Oh. W...
Ross: (to Monica) Well, you were right. How can they do this to us, huh? It's Thanksgiving. Monica: Ok, I'll tell you what. How about I cook dinner at my place?I'll make it just like mom's. Ross: Will you make the mashed potatoes with the lumps? Moni...
文本: Are you all right, Max? Oh. I got here as fast as I could. Caroline texted me to hurry over... ...because you didn't know you were pregnant and were giving birth over toilet. So I grabbed my plunger and ran. That is insane. I never texted t...
文本: M: Why would mom go along with this? S: It wasn't easy for her. She's angry too. She feels betrayed. M: Don't protect her. She lied to us. S: Mom's had to watch Jason every day since he was a little kid....
Phil: Every year, Luke's birthday falls right around Thanksgiving, and so it gets lost in the holiday shuffle. Claire: Yeah, one year we forgot completely, and we had to improvise a cake out of stuffing. Phil: Which, by the way, he was fine with. He...
Elena: You said you would explain everything.That's why I asked you to meet me here. When you google vampire, you get a world of fiction. What's the reality? Stefan: I can tell you whatever you wanna know. Elena: I know you eat garlic. Stefan: Yes. E...
woman1:And her mother married Bart Bass. The man was all new money and modles. woman2:If you ask me, that car hitting him was a mercy killing. woman1:I hear Bass junior is a piece of work.You wouldnt have anything to dowith him. would you? B:Well, I...
Monica: Phoebe, you're gonna be with your grandma? Phoebe: Yes, and her boyfriend. But we're celebrating Thanksgiving in December 'cause he is lunar. Monica: So you're free Thursday, then. Phoebe: Yeah. Oh, can I come? Monica: Yeah. Rach, are you th...
I can't believe you guys are still staring over there. Some mothers tend to breast-feed for a lot longer these days. It's called attachment parenting. When the kid is that big, it's called dating. I mean, he's gotta come up for air at some point. No...
文本: A: Didn't Dad tell you to start by shaving with the grain? M: I'm still trying to find the grain. I just thought I'd try while he was away, making a... A: And taking pictures. Yeah, no event too small to commemorate. M: Are you still going...
文本: Jay: Well, I'm... a little thrown. I mean, you don't usually come to me for advice. Manny: Well, this is one area in which you've done pretty well. Gloria: He has a point. Manny: I've tried everything to get her attention... Opening doors,...
文本: Waitress: Hi! Here's your drinks. Elena: Thank you. Stefan: We have rings that protect us. Elena: Crucifixes? Stefan: Decorative. Elena: Holy water? Stefan: Drinkable. Elena: Mirrors? Stefan: Myth. Elena: You said you don't kill to survive....
文本: B: (No. I'll read it.) Dear son, I know I've always been hard on you. C: True. B:But my goal was always to prepare you for this day. To help you go from being a boy to a man. C: The ltalian au pair took care of that. B: Chuck, please.Sadly,...