艾伦脱口秀15 Robert Pattinson on His Dog Bear

 　　And you have a dog that you rescued from a pound in Louisiana,right?

　　你有只狗 手从路易斯安那州的一个收留所里救出来的 对吧

　　And what's the name of your dog? He's called Bear. Bear. It's a good name for dog.

　　你的狗叫什么名字 它叫熊 熊 真是个好狗名

　　That's kind of dog you are looking for,Taylor,right? i'm obcessed.

　　这就是你想要的狗 对吧 对吧 对 就是这样的

　　He was supposed to be a big man's dog.But he just kind of got stumted.

　　它是个大狗胚子 但却有点营养不良

　　He is a big man's dog,he looks de-size to the picture.

　　不管怎么说 它有只大狗 照片有点失真而已

　　Is just the head or something? Or what?

　　是因为只拍了头吗 还是什么别的原因

　　Yeah,he kind of...I don't know why he looks so big in the picture,

　　对 他有点 我不知道为什么他在照片显得那么大

　　I want to see no man we are. he looks cute.

　　他真的还是只小狗 它看着好萌

　　Well his tongue certainly looks big anyway.For his mouth or something?

　　不管怎么说 他舌头真够大的 还是有别的原因

　　It looks like a Gene¹ simmons dog or something.

　　他看起来就像是GENE SIMMONS的狗

　　It looks like a curtain.Was it a, hum it is like a curtain.

　　看着像个帘子 是啊 是像个帘子

　　Was it the puppy when you got it from the pound?Yeah,he was like 5 weeks old.

　　你在收留所发现它的时候它是幼犬么 对 他才五周大

　　And it was kind of like tour to end of their time,right?

　　但是他的生命即将结束 对吗

　　Is that what I read? yeah,he was. Yeah,he was in the 5-day-kill shelter.

　　我从哪里读到的 是的 它五天没人领养就会被杀掉

　　And it was his forth² day.Lucky dog.

　　那天是他的第四天 幸运的狗

　　And you walked in that day.And a couple of days later,

　　那天你走了进去 然后几天之后

　　just by coincidence,i had to go back to L.A.

　　我偶然要回到洛杉矶

　　And this is not my usual way of travelling,but we had like a private plane.

　　这不是我平时的旅行方式 但那天我们有架私人的飞机

　　So I took him from the worst pound in Monroe,Louisiana and he was sitting on

　　所以我就把大熊从路易斯安那州门罗市 最糟糕的收留所带回来 所以第二天她就坐在了

　　a little private jet the next day. on a private jet. It's hilarious³. it's awesome⁴.

　　私人小喷气飞机里 私人喷气飞机 太搞了 真棒

　　Having a cocktail⁵ looking forward out of the window,so long, suckers.

　　喝着鸡尾酒 还看着窗外 永别了 倒霉蛋们

　　We were staying at the Four Seasons afterwards.

　　之后我们呆在四季酒店的房间里

　　They didn't have and dog food so i got him a little plate of prosciutto.

　　他们没有狗粮 所以我给了他一小盘火腿

1 gene   

n.遗传因子，基因

参考例句：

• A single gene may have many effects.单一基因可能具有很多种效应。
• The targeting of gene therapy has been paid close attention.其中基因治疗的靶向性是值得密切关注的问题之一。

2 forth   

adv.向前；向外，往外

参考例句：

• The wind moved the trees gently back and forth.风吹得树轻轻地来回摇晃。
• He gave forth a series of works in rapid succession.他很快连续发表了一系列的作品。

3 hilarious   

adj.充满笑声的，欢闹的；[反]depressed

参考例句：

• The party got quite hilarious after they brought more wine.在他们又拿来更多的酒之后，派对变得更加热闹起来。
• We stop laughing because the show was so hilarious.我们笑个不停，因为那个节目太搞笑了。

4 awesome   

adj.令人惊叹的，难得吓人的，很好的

参考例句：

• The church in Ireland has always exercised an awesome power.爱尔兰的教堂一直掌握着令人敬畏的权力。
• That new white convertible is totally awesome.那辆新的白色折篷汽车简直棒极了.

5 cocktail   

n.鸡尾酒；餐前开胃小吃；混合物

参考例句：

• We invited some foreign friends for a cocktail party.我们邀请了一些外国朋友参加鸡尾酒会。
• At a cocktail party in Hollywood,I was introduced to Charlie Chaplin.在好莱坞的一次鸡尾酒会上，人家把我介绍给查理·卓别林。