艾伦脱口秀第357期:胜利之光

 　　And tell me who you're talking about.At my chiropractor and in the waiting room 然后要告诉我你在说谁 在按摩师的等候室里

　　I found the perfect man,he is seriously many different kinds of yummy 我看见了这个完美的男人 他真的各种性感

　　If anyone konws where I can find a single version of this man,you just let me know.God did good with that one 要是谁知道哪有这样的单身男子 请务必告诉我 老天待他不薄啊

　　I found out he was married,so I can't stalk¹ him now 我后来知道他结婚了 所以我就不能再花痴他了

　　He's hot.he was on the Friday Night Lights,I just heard he's won 他超性感 他还演过《胜利之光》 我刚听说他得奖了

　　That he won the Emmy.I didn't konw that.I just would like him to know that I loved you before you had an Emmy 他得了艾美奖 我之前还不知道 我希望他明白 我在你得奖之前就看上你了

　　So,that's true love.I got it is.Isn't he cute.He is very cute 这是真爱 我懂了 难道他不可爱么 他确实很可爱

　　So you want that kind of guy.They don't make me like that anymore I feel.Really 所以你喜欢这种类型的么 我感觉没有以前那么喜欢了 真的么

　　Yeah,I konw they all wear skinny jeans and earn a ban and don't wash the hair.It's like a new thing,yeah 嗯 有些人穿着紧身牛仔裤 被发限制令 又不洗头 这是种新类型 是吧

　　Or everybody ever get to meet a very much sexual² can on my quote.Alright,so if there's any filthy³ dirty man who don't bathe 如果谁认识这种类型的 可以联系我 好吧 如果观众里有谁下流无耻又不洗澡的

　　Any truckers,any truckers out there.please get touch with us,we'll help you find kelly 所有卡车司机 还有所有卡车司机们 请联系我们 我们会帮你联络上Kelly

　　Kelly's new CD "Stronger" comes out Oct 24th,thank you so much Kelly Clarkson for being here,thanks to Chris Pratt Kelly的新专辑《Stronger》将于10月24日发行 非常感谢Kelly来到我们节目 谢谢Chris Pratt

　　I got to say a very very special thank you to Brad pitt,I know you don't like doing a lot of talk shows,but I'm happy you decided⁴ to do me. 我还要特别感谢Brad Pitt 我知道你不是很喜欢上脱口秀节目 不过我非常开心你能来我这

　　You know what I mean,you know that mean.Do the show.I'll see you tomorrow.Be kind to one another.Bye,do the show 你知道我的意思 你懂的 来上我的节目 明天见 记得善待他人 再见 谢谢来到这期节目

1 stalk   

n.茎，追踪，高视阔步；v.悄悄靠近，蔓延，高视阔步

参考例句：

• It's no better than a hollow stalk.那比根空麦秆子好不了多少。
• It was not a stalk，it was an ambush.这不是暗暗跟踪而是伏袭。

2 sexual   

adj.性的，两性的，性别的

参考例句：

• He was a person of gross sexual appetites.他是个性欲旺盛的人。
• It is socially irresponsible to refuse young people advice on sexual matters.拒绝向年轻人提供性方面的建议是对社会不负责任。

3 filthy   

adj.卑劣的；恶劣的，肮脏的

参考例句：

• The whole river has been fouled up with filthy waste from factories.整条河都被工厂的污秽废物污染了。
• You really should throw out that filthy old sofa and get a new one.你真的应该扔掉那张肮脏的旧沙发，然后再去买张新的。

4 decided   

adj.决定了的，坚决的；明显的，明确的

参考例句：

• This gave them a decided advantage over their opponents.这使他们比对手具有明显的优势。
• There is a decided difference between British and Chinese way of greeting.英国人和中国人打招呼的方式有很明显的区别。