艾伦脱口秀第369期:香蕉吊床

 　　But I mean,come on,for if you're a girl,are you kidding me 我的意思 所有女孩都懂吧

　　And so Nicole,your first time working with Simon and how are you feeling working with Simon Nicole 你第一次与Simon合作 有什么感想

　　How am I feeling working with Simon.Enamored,cause I know you two are already.Enamored,is that what you just said,enamored.we have history,we have history 有什么感想 迷恋 我知道你们俩已经 迷恋 是吗 你刚才说的是迷恋吗 我们之间有一段过去 我们有一段过去

　　we are kindred spirits because we're innocent,and you know there's Simon and umm 我们志趣相投 因为当年都很傻很天真 然后你知道 Simon来了

　　I know.I wonder if there's pre-show ritual¹ that Simon does that you were gonna.There is a pre-show ritual.what is that,what does Simon do 我懂 我很好奇 Simon有没有一些秀前习惯让你觉得 是的 他有 是什么 Simon做了什么

　　He blow-dries his hair,he just does this and then it comes up and looks as exactly the same as before he started 他把头发吹干 像是这样 然后他抬起头来 看起来就像电视上大家看到的那样

　　It's true,so true.we're way long.Before we go to the break though 是真的 真的 我们已经聊了太久了 但是在休息之前

　　The guy that was,was he naked² the guy that look his pants down,that was insane³ 脱裤子那哥们 最后裸了吗 那太疯狂了

　　It wasn't a full banana hammock,it was a banana hammock.what,Banana what 他的“香蕉吊床”不是全包裹的 他是穿着“香蕉吊床” 什么 “香蕉”什么

　　Banana hammock.what's banana hammock.well figure it out.Oh,oh there it is,there it is “香蕉吊床” 什么是“香蕉吊床” 问度娘去吧 喔 就是这个 就是这个

　　Did you see it,yes of course.See he had a banana hammock.But the good thing is Paula didn't over-react at all 你们看到了吗 是的 当然 看到了吧 他穿着“香蕉吊床” 不过 还好Paula没有反应过度 完全没有

　　You asked his telephone number after all.I didn't Simon.we have to take a break,we'll be right back after this 你最后还要了人家电话号码呢 我没有 Simon 让我们休息一下 广告后马上回来

1 ritual   

adj.例行的，老规矩的，惯常的

参考例句：

• This was the monthly ritual.这是每月一次的例规。
• I realized that here the conventions required me to make the ritual noises.我意识到此时按照惯例我应该说些客套话。

2 naked   

adj.裸露的；赤裸裸的，无遮蔽的

参考例句：

• To the east of our school,there's a naked hillside.我们学校东边有片光秃秃的山坡。
• The children stripped off their clothes and swam naked in the river.孩子们脱得光溜溜的在河里游泳。

3 insane   

adj.蠢极的，荒唐的，精神错乱的，疯狂的

参考例句：

• Insane people are sometimes dangerous.精神病人有时非常危险。
• The letter made her insane with jealousy.那封信使她妒忌得发疯。