艾伦脱口秀第401期:非常喜爱巧克力

 Very cute,that's so cute.Don't worry she will lose that accent.We will be work it out for her. 非常可爱 真是太可爱了 别担心她的那个口音会没有的 我们会努力帮她的

My god daughter just turn the year old,my cousin make for his daughter. 我的干女儿刚刚一岁 我表兄为她的女儿

We have a big birthday party,for her and I have,there she is,wow. 我们开了一个大的生日会庆祝 给她  这个是她 哇哦

I gave her first chocolate chess cookie this weekend which her parents really appreciated it. 这个周末我给了她人生中的第一块巧克力起司饼 她 的父母还挺高兴

She's like a cookie smasher,she smash¹ most of them on her face. 她就像一个饼干碾碎机一样 把大部分都抹脸上了

But turn out she really loves chocolate chess cookies,Just like her god father. 事实证明她非常喜爱巧克力饼干 跟他的干爹很像

She's precious,she's a year?She's a year old. 她真是个可爱的小宝贝 她有一岁了 她有一岁了

And,she's in a like a hundred and ten percent tall,weightwise.we feed her nothing but chocolate. 长得那可是又高又壮 我们只喂她巧克力

I wanna to for your birthday,get your close friends and follow covergirl Sofia Vergara to shot² something,but unfortunatly, 我本想为你庆生 让你的一些朋友还有下一任的封面女郎Sofia Vergara为你录些东西 但不幸的是

There's restraining³ that currently⁴ she has against me,so, 有很多不可抗的因素 她又和我作对

But I was able to get a couple of your other friends from Modern Family to put together something for you,We have that here.Okay. 但是还有一些别的来自《摩登家庭》的朋友 他们录了一些东西给你 我带过来了 好的

Today is Ellen's birthday,We love Ellen so much. 今天是Ellen的生日 我们爱死Ellen了

It's like a national holiday on our house,So naturally we'll gonna keep Lily from school today.Wait what,are we? 今天对我们家来说就像是一个节日一样 所以今天我们不会带Lily去上学 等等 什么

Did we like her to go to school on Cher's birthday?Lady Gaga's?No wonder she can't wait. 我们会让她在雪儿生日那天上学么 Lady Gaga呢 怪不得她那么迫不及待呢

Happy birthday Ellen,yeah happy birthday.Come teach our daughter primary colors,and reading. 生日快乐 Ellen 嗯呐 生日快乐 快来教我们女儿三原色吧 还有阅读

That's very sweet Jesse and Eric,thanks so much.Thank you so much. 真好 Jesse和Eric谢谢你们 非常感谢

1 smash   

v.粉碎，打碎；n.轰动的演出，巨大的成功

参考例句：

• We heard the smash of plates breaking in the kitchen.我们听到厨房里盘子破碎的声音。
• The gifted author wrote one smash after another.这个天才作家创作了一篇又一篇轰动一时的作品。

2 shot   

n.炮弹，射击，射手；v.射击，发出，发芽；vbl.射击，发出，发芽

参考例句：

• He shot a wild duck.他射中一只野鸭。
• All the children shot out their hands for the money.所有的孩子突然伸出手来要钱。

3 restraining   

adj.抑制的，遏制的，控制的v.抑制( restrain的现在分词 )；管制；制止；控制

参考例句：

• Mrs. Wang half pushed aside his restraining arm and said, \"Nonsense! 汪太太半推开他拦着的手道：“胡说！ 来自汉英文学 - 围城
• \"That would never do!\" Her companion put out a restraining hand. 老太婆连忙摆摆手，教训地说：“这样不对呀！ 来自汉英文学 - 中国现代小说

4 currently   

adv.通常地，普遍地，当前

参考例句：

• Currently it is not possible to reconcile this conflicting evidence.当前还未有可能去解释这一矛盾的例证。
• Our contracts are currently under review.我们的合同正在复查。