经典双语笑话 第36期:哲学课一则

 A Lesson in Philosophy 哲学课一则

Why worry? 何必忧虑呢?

Really, you have only two things to worry about-either you are sick or you are well. 真的，你只有两件事要担心，你不是会生病就是身体健康。

If you are well, you have nothing to worry about, 如果你身体健康，那么就没什么好担心的。

and if you are sick, you have only two things to worry about-either you get well or you die. 如果生病的话，只要担忧两件事，你不是康复就是死亡。

And if you get well, you have nothing to worry about, 如果你康复的话，什么也不必担心。

and if you die, you have only two things to worry about-either you go to heaven or you go to hell¹. 如果不幸死亡的话，你只要担心两件事，你不是上天堂就是下地狱。

If you go to heaven, you have nothing to worry about. 如果上天堂，什么也不需要你担忧。

and if you go to hell,you'll be so busy shaking hands with old friends, you won't have time to worry ! 要是下地狱的话，你会忙着和老朋友握手寒暄，连担忧事情的时间都没有!

1 hell   

n.地狱，阴间；用以咒骂或表示愤怒，不满

参考例句：

• It's a hell of a hike from Sydney to Perth.从悉尼到珀斯的徒步旅行简直苦死了。
• The boss really gave me hell today.老板今天着实数落了我一通。