经典双语笑话 第1期:向你的烦恼说再见
Where Do You keep Yours ? 你的东西放到哪儿去了? The famous but rather aged, doctor was making his rounds, followed by a young intern. 一位上了年纪的著名医生正在各病房做例行巡视，一位年轻的实习医生跟着他。
经典双语笑话 第2期:黑人英语
Unit2 Black English 第二节 黑人英语 The black couple already had eight children, 一对黑人夫妇已有八个小孩， and Lula May was pregnant with her ninth. 而鲁拉梅又怀了第九个小孩, Finally she convinced her husband to get a
经典双语笑话 第3期:财政学的一课
Unit3 A lessons in finance 第三节 财政学的一课 Smith was the manager of a construction company and was taking bids on a new project. 史密斯是一家建设公司的经理，他正负责一个新工程的招标案。 The first bidder was a
经典双语笑话 第4期:听到那样真令人难过
Unit4 Sorry to hear that 第四节听到那样真令人难过 A foreign visitor touring the great American West came across an Indian with his ear pressed to the ground. 一位外国游客到美国大西部游览，碰到一个印第安人把耳朵紧贴
经典双语笑话 第5期:一个真正热爱国家的人
Unit5 A True Patriot 第五节 一个真正热爱国家的人 The airplane was obviously in trouble. 飞机显然出了问题。 One engine was on fire, another was sputtering, 一个引擎着火，另一个嘎嘎作响， and the machine was slowly,
经典双语笑话 第6期:安瓜拉瓜拉
Unit6 Umgwalagwala 第六节 安瓜拉瓜拉 A politician was out on the Indian reservation displaying his sympathy for the oppressed Native Americans. He addressed a gathering of the people. 一位政客抵达一处印第安人居留地向居住在该
经典双语笑话 第7期:爱护动物
Be kind to animals 爱护动物 The owner of the hamburger stand was rather surprised to see a man walk in with three iguanas, 有个人牵了三只大蜥蜴走进一家汉堡店，老板吓了一跳。 but when the man ordered four hamburgers with f
经典双语笑话 第8期:当然,凡事总有例外
Of course，there are limitations 当然，凡事总有例外 A musician had taken to heart the old saying, Music hath charms to soothe the savage beast. 一位音乐家牢记一句格言在心： 音乐有安抚野兽心灵的魅力。 and traveled
经典双语笑话 第9期:哦，我懂了
Oh, I see 哦，我懂了 Mr. Beans had always wanted to travel to the African jungle to hunt, and, to his mind,the greatest prey was beyond doubt the mighty gorilla. 奔驰先生总想到非洲打猎，在他看来，壮硕的大猩猩无疑是最佳的
经典双语笑话 第10期:古老的中国智慧
Ancient Chinese Wisdom 古老的中国智慧 Once upon a time, in ancient China, the emperor was seriously ill. 很久很久以前在古老的中国，皇帝病重。 None of his esteemed physicians could find a cure, until an ancient sage revealed t
经典双语笑话 第11期:另一则寓言笑话
And the Same Vein 另一则寓言笑话 The Ndele tribesmen of Africa were'a poor but proud people. 非洲的恩德拉部落是个贫穷但骄傲的民族。 Living as they did in the savannah regions south of the Sahara, they had only grass with whi
经典双语笑话 第12期:用脸去敲钟
Face it 用脸去敲钟 Quasimodo had just died, so the rector was looking for a new hunchback to ring the great bell of Notre Dame cathedral. 钟楼怪人刚去世，因此教区的神父正在找一位驼背的人来敲巴黎圣母院的大钟。 B
经典双语笑话 第13期:介词问题
Troubles with prepositions 介词问题 A new student was just finding his way around Harvard University. 一位哈佛大学新生正在熟悉校园环境。 Excuse me, he aske an upperclassman, can you tell me where the library's at? 对不起，他问
经典双语笑话 第14期:一次特别的伤风感冒
And uncalling cold 一次特别的伤风感冒 On a rainy, miserable day, the funeral procession was climbing the steep hill to the cemetery, when suddenly the rear doors of the hearse broke open and the coffin slid out. 一个阴雨、悲惨的日子，
经典双语笑话 第15期:我没有把药吃下去
I didn't take that in 我没有把药吃下去 A fellow who was rather slow on the uptake had been suffering from constipation, so the doctor provided him with some suppositories. 有位理解能力相当迟缓的老兄一直为便秘所苦，因此医
