英语笑话：Two hunters 两个猎人

Two hunters

Two hunters met a giant bear in the forest, and one put his sneakers¹ on right away. The other hunter said，"That's no use because you'll never outrun this bear." The other replied, "All I have to do is outrun you! "

Notes:
1. Two hunters met a giant bear in the forest, and one put his sneakers on right away.
两个猎人在森林里遇到一只大熊，其中一个马上穿上球鞋。

穿衣裤鞋子、戴眼镜和化妆等，都可以用put on,穿戴的物品放在on的前面或后面均可，如：put on some eye shadow = put some eye shadow on(擦一些眼影）。

2. The other hunter said，"That's no use because you'll never outrun this bear."
另一个猎人说：“那没有用，因为你不可能跑得比这只熊快。”

3. The other replied, "All I have to do is outrun you! "
另一个猎人回答说：“我只要跑得比你快就行了。”

“all”在这里当代名词，表示“全部；一切”的意思。这句话省略了两个词:All (that) I have to do is (to) outrun you!

1 sneakers   

运动鞋(复数)

参考例句：

• He wore old jeans and a pair of sneakers. 他穿一条旧牛仔裤，脚蹬运动鞋。
• He wore an outlandish outfit of pink pants and green sneakers. 他穿了一套稀奇古怪的衣装，粉红色裤子、绿色旅游鞋。