第614期:小酌怡情大酌你就变身段子手, 盘点国外网友喝醉后那些糗事

 俗话说，小酌怡情大酌伤身。平时喝点小酒有助于身心的愉悦，但是喝醉后，很容易闹出笑话，今天我们看下外国网友在喝醉时闹得笑话。

New Words:

deny v.否定，否认；拒绝;

literally¹ adv.差不多；简直；

dude n. 男人，小伙子

prom n. 毕业舞会（通常在高中学年即将结束时举的行正式舞会或聚会）

obese² adj. 肥胖的，过胖的

penguin³ n. 企鹅；

I wasn't that drunk. I drove myself home.

Dude. don't even try denying it

I drove you home while you drove with a paper plate..

Oh. I thought that was a dream

Idiot.

我没那么醉。我开车回家。

伙计。别想否认

我开车送你回家的时候你开着一个纸盘…

哦。我以为那是个梦。

白痴。

LUKE! I've lost my PHONE!!

Babe?

I can't find it anywhere, I literally had it a second ago, now it's gone!!!

What are you doing right now??

Texting you???

I'm dating an idiot

Hey!!!

卢克！我的手机丢了！！

宝贝？

我在哪都找不到，我前一秒还有，现在它不见了！！！！

你现在在做什么？？

发短信给你？？？？

我在和一个白痴约会

Why did u try to kiss me at prom?

I kinda was a lttle drunk...did I do anything else weird⁴???

You called me an obese penguin.

That actually sounds like me.

你为什么要在舞会上吻我？

我喝得有点醉…我还做什么糗事吗？？？？

你叫我胖企鹅。

听起来真像我。

1 literally   

adv.照字面意义，逐字地；确实

参考例句：

• He translated the passage literally.他逐字逐句地翻译这段文字。
• Sometimes she would not sit down till she was literally faint.有时候，她不走到真正要昏厥了，决不肯坐下来。

2 obese   

adj.过度肥胖的，肥大的

参考例句：

• The old man is really obese,it can't be healthy.那位老人确实过于肥胖了，不能算是健康。
• Being obese and lazy is dangerous to health.又胖又懒危害健康。

3 penguin   

n.企鹅

参考例句：

• The penguin is a flightless bird.企鹅是一种不会飞的鸟。
• He walked with an awkward gait like a penguin.他走路的步子难看得就像企鹅。

4 weird   

adj.古怪的，离奇的；怪诞的，神秘而可怕的

参考例句：

• From his weird behaviour,he seems a bit of an oddity.从他不寻常的行为看来，他好像有点怪。
• His weird clothes really gas me.他的怪衣裳简直笑死人。