第635期:想过好愚人节? 诚意奉上5大英文聊天套路

 今天是愚人节，有没有想好怎么捉弄你的朋友们了吗？首先我们还是先了解下愚人节的起源吧！

愚人节的起源：

April 1 is named FOOL'S DAY after Steve April. He was born on 1st April 1579. He did 105 businesses in his lifetime. He lost all his father's assets¹, and so everyone started calling him father of the fools. At 19, he married a 61-year-old woman who divorced him after a year because of his foolishness. He used to read all kinds of fake² stories like you are doing now.
It's great idea fooling you ..Happy April Fool's day！

4月1日是以史蒂夫·阿普里尔命名的愚人节。他出生于1579年4月1日。他一生做了105件生意。他失去了父亲所有的财产，于是大家都开始叫他傻瓜之父。19岁时，他娶了一位61岁的老太太，婚后一年，因为他太蠢了，老太太和他离了婚。他以前读过各种各样的假故事，就像你现在读的一样。

-Do u think I'm ugly? :(
-NO! Why would u say that?!
-Wait? What did I text?
-Do u think I'm ugly?
-Yes :D
-I hate u……
你觉得我丑吗？：
不，你为什么这么说？！
等等？我发了什么短信？
“你觉得我丑吗？”
是的:D
…..我恨你…..

-Hey, wanna no to the mall? Maybe go shopping a bit?
-YES. It's been forever.
-Cool, while you're gone, I'll invite the boys over for the game.
-嘿，想不想去商场？或者就逛逛？
-好！感觉已经很久没有逛街了
-好，你走后我就能叫那群男孩子过来玩游戏啦！

1 assets   

n.财产；资产

参考例句：

• We capitalized our assets to avoid bankruptcy.我们把资产转作资金以避免破产。

2 fake   

vt.伪造，造假，假装；n.假货，赝品

参考例句：

• He can tell a fake from the original.他能分辨出赝品和真品。
• You can easily fake up an excuse to avoid going out with him.你可以很容易地编造一个借口而不与他一同外出。