看老友记学英语 我吻了大教主,但他有厨师

Ross: Well I, I don't know. Why?

我不知道，干嘛问？

Dr. Baldhara: Uh, how is he at handling small objects?

它掌控小东西的能力如何？

Ross: He can hold a banana, if that's what you mean.

它会拿香蕉，如果这是你的意思的话。

Dr. Baldhara: How about a hammer, or a small blade¹?

铁槌或小刀呢？

Ross: Why why why would he need a blade?

为什么？为何要小刀？

Dr. Baldhara: Well, if he's up against a jungle cat or an animal with horns, you've got to give the little guy something. Otherwise it's just cruel.

面对狮虎或有角的动物,你得拿些东西给它自我防卫，否则就太残忍了。

Chandler and Joey: He he he got in, he he got in to San Diego.

它能去San Diego了。

Ross: What?

什么？

Joey: We, we come back from our walk and the the phone was ringing.

我们散步回来声见电话铃响。

Chandler: He's in.

然后它就录取了。

Ross: He's in! Oh, did you hear that, Marcel? San Diego. San Diego!

听见没，Marcel？是San Diego，San Diego！

Dr. Baldhara: You're making a big mistake here. I mean, San Diego's all well and good, but if you give him to me, I'll start him off against a blind rabbit and give you twenty percent of the gains.

你大错特错了。San Diego环境良好没错，如果你把它交给我，我就能训练它对抗瞎眼的兔子，而且我还可以给你百分之二十的门票收入。

Monica: Yo hooo!

喔！

Rachel: Where the hell² have you been?

你到底跑哪儿去了？

Monica: Monica and I just crashed an embassy³ party. I think I kissed an archbishop.But,of course,it could have been a chef.

我和Monica刚跑去参加大使馆舞会。我想我吻了大教主。当然也可能是一个厨师。

Rachel: Are you drunk⁴?!

你是不是喝醉了？

Monica: Noooo! I'm lying. I am so drunk.

没有！骗你的，我醉醺醺的。

Rachel: Oh God, oh. Great, Monica, you know what, you could've called, I have been up here, I've been worried.

天啊。Monica，你该打通电话回来的，我一直在家里担心你。

Rachel: Monica? Monica!

Monica？Monica。

Monica: Water rules!

真过瘾！

Rachel: Yes, yes, it does. Okay, look, the restaurant called, they wanna know if you're gonna be showing up for work.

没错。餐厅今天又来电话了，他们想知道你还要不要去上班。

Monica: Nope. Going to the Big Apple Circus today.

不去，我今天要去大苹果马戏团。

Rachel: Okay Monica, what are you doing? You're gonna lose your job! This is not you!

Monica，你在干什么？你快丢掉工作了，你变了。

Monica: No, it is me! Y'know, I'm not just the person who needs to fluff the pillows and pay the bills as soon as they come in! Y'know, when I'm with her, I am so much more than that. I'm I'm Monana!

不，这正是我！我不只是那种必须拍松枕头，帐单一来立刻去缴款的人。和她在一起，我就超越了那种人，我是Monana。

1 blade   

n.刀刃，刀片；叶片

参考例句：

• Blade and handle are the component parts of a knife.刀身和刀柄是一把刀的组成部分。
• He is a good blade.他剑术高明。

2 hell   

n.地狱，阴间；用以咒骂或表示愤怒，不满

参考例句：

• It's a hell of a hike from Sydney to Perth.从悉尼到珀斯的徒步旅行简直苦死了。
• The boss really gave me hell today.老板今天着实数落了我一通。

3 embassy   

n.大使馆，大使及其随员

参考例句：

• Large crowd demonstrated outside the British Embassy.很多群众在英国大使馆外面示威。
• He's a U.S. diplomat assigned to the embassy in London.他是美国驻伦敦大使馆的一名外交官。

4 drunk   

adj.醉酒的；(喻)陶醉的；n.酗酒者，醉汉

参考例句：

• People who drives when they are drunk should be heavily penalised.醉酒驾车的人应受重罚。
• She found him drunk when she came home at night.她晚上回家时，经常发现他醉醺醺的。