看老友记学英语 全礼堂的人都看到我的内裤了

SUSIE: Uh, is your name Chandler?

你叫钱德吗?

CHANDLER: Uh, yes, yes it is.

对，没错。

SUSIE: Chandler Bing?

钱德宾?

CHANDLER: Do you know me or are you just really good at this game?

你认识我?还是你很会钓男人?

SUSIE: I'm Susie Moss¹. Fourth grade, glasses, I used to carry around a box of animal crackers² like a purse.

我是莫苏西。四年级呀，戴眼镜。我常常像拿手提包一样拿一包动物饼干。

CHANDLER: Susie Moss, right, yeah, wow, you look. . . great job growing up.

莫苏西。对呀，是呀。你真是…女大十八变。

SUSIE: It's nice to see you're not still wearing that denim³ cap with all the little mirrors on it.

很高兴看到你不再戴那顶缀满小镜子的牛仔帽。

CHANDLER: Oh, right, well yeah, I graduated fourth grade and realized I wasn't a pimp.

升上五年级之后我发现我不是个拉皮条的。

SUSIE: Remember the class play? You, you pulled up my skirt and the entire auditorium⁴ saw my underpants.

记得班上的话剧吗?你掀我的裙子全礼堂的人都看到我的内裤了。

CHANDLER: Yes, back then I, uh, used humor as a defense⁵ mechanism⁶. Thank God I don't do that anymore.

对，那个时候我用我的幽默感来保护自己。谢天谢地，我现在不用那样了

MONICA: Oh my God, oh my God, oh my God.

天啊。。。

RACHEL: What what what what?

怎么了?

MONICA: Jean-Claude Van Damme. I didn't know he was in this movie, he is so hot.

是尚克劳范达美。我不知道他在这部电影里面他好帅啊。

RACHEL: Ya think?

真的吗?

MONICA: The muscles from Brussels, wham bam Van Damme, did you see Time Cop?

"此利时大汉"啊"悍将范达美"。你看过"时空特警"吗?

RACHEL: No, was he any good in it?

没有啊，他演得很好吗?

MONICA: Rachel, he like, totally changed time.

瑞秋，他完全改变了时空。

RACHEL: Wow, so why don't you go talk to him?

那你过去跟他讲话嘛

MONICA: Oh, yeah.

好啊。。。

RACHEL: What, so you go over there, you tell him you think he's cute, what's the worst that could happen?

你过去告诉他，他很可爱，最糟能怎样呢?

MONICA: He could hear me.

他会听到的。

1 moss   

n.苔，藓，地衣

参考例句：

• Moss grows on a rock.苔藓生在石头上。
• He was found asleep on a pillow of leaves and moss.有人看见他枕着树叶和苔藓睡着了。

2 crackers   

adj.精神错乱的，癫狂的n.爆竹( cracker的名词复数 )；薄脆饼干；（认为）十分愉快的事；迷人的姑娘

参考例句：

• That noise is driving me crackers. 那噪声闹得我简直要疯了。
• We served some crackers and cheese as an appetiser. 我们上了些饼干和奶酪作为开胃品。 来自《简明英汉词典》

3 denim   

n.斜纹棉布；斜纹棉布裤，牛仔裤

参考例句：

• She wore pale blue denim shorts and a white denim work shirt.她穿着一条淡蓝色的斜纹粗棉布短裤，一件白粗布工作服上衣。
• Dennis was dressed in denim jeans.丹尼斯穿了一条牛仔裤。

4 auditorium   

n.观众席，听众席；会堂，礼堂

参考例句：

• The teacher gathered all the pupils in the auditorium.老师把全体同学集合在礼堂内。
• The stage is thrust forward into the auditorium.舞台向前突出，伸入观众席。

5 defense   

n.防御，保卫；[pl.]防务工事；辩护，答辩

参考例句：

• The accused has the right to defense.被告人有权获得辩护。
• The war has impacted the area with military and defense workers.战争使那个地区挤满了军队和防御工程人员。

6 mechanism   

n.机械装置；机构，结构

参考例句：

• The bones and muscles are parts of the mechanism of the body.骨骼和肌肉是人体的组成部件。
• The mechanism of the machine is very complicated.这台机器的结构是非常复杂的。