看老友记学英语 重回情场也是有原则的

And y'know what, I just realised, in the last year I've only gone out with two guys, Richard and Julio. You gotta help me out here, you gotta set me up, you gotta get me back in the game.

你知道吗?我发现去年我只和李察、胡立欧交往过。你得帮我牵线，让我重回情场

Well, that shouldn't be a problem. I mean I work in fashion and all I meet are eligible¹ straight men.

没问题，我在时装界工作，身边全是异性恋好男人

Pete, can I get you something else?

你还要什么?

Yeah, a slice of cheesecake and-and a date if you're given' 'em out.

起司蛋糕和一次约会，如果有的话

Haven't you and I covered that topic?

我们不是谈过了吗?

Hmm, come on, you just said to her that you....

你刚才对她说…

Aww, the only reason you want to go out with me because my blond wig², and the big boobs, and the fact that I serve you food.

你想跟我约会是因为我是金发、波霸，还端吃的给你

Well, if that were true, I'd dating my Aunt Ruth. And the two times we went out were just plain awkward. Come on, you think she should go out with me, don't you?

那我找我姑姑就行了。我们一起出门两次，都蛮惨的。你觉得她应该和我约会吧?

Well, I mean, are you sure you want to go out with her? I mean that ain't a pretty picture in the morning, y'know what I mean. That wig all in disarray³, and boobs flung over the night stand, y'know.

你真的想跟她约会?早上会惨不忍睹喔。假发乱成一团，义乳扔在床头柜上

I mean really, think about it.

你考虑一下

Ho-ho, I will.

我会的

1 eligible   

adj.有条件被选中的；(尤指婚姻等)合适(意)的

参考例句：

• He is an eligible young man.他是一个合格的年轻人。
• Helen married an eligible bachelor.海伦嫁给了一个中意的单身汉。

2 wig   

n.假发

参考例句：

• The actress wore a black wig over her blond hair.那个女演员戴一顶黑色假发罩住自己的金黄色头发。
• He disguised himself with a wig and false beard.他用假发和假胡须来乔装。

3 disarray   

n.混乱，紊乱，凌乱

参考例句：

• His personal life fell into disarray when his wife left him.妻子离去后，他的个人生活一片混乱。
• Our plans were thrown into disarray by the rail strike.铁路罢工打乱了我们的计划。