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Hi! Hey, Pete you're back! Hey, check this out.

彼特，你回来了!你看

Wow! Skates!

溜冰鞋

Wow! You're a lot sturdier that Chandler. He crumpled¹ like a piece of paper. So how was you're trip?

你比钱德结实，他一撞就倒。旅途顺利吗?

Oh, what'd ya bring me?! Awww, hotel toiletries from Japan. Oh, these are gonna go in my permanent collection. You want some coffee?

你送什么给我?日本饭店的化妆品，我要永远保留下来。要喝咖啡吗？

Yeah, sure, that'd be great.

好啊

Regular or decaf?

普通还是低咖啡因?

Ah, which ever is closest.

最近的就行了

So ask me what I did today.

问我今天做了什么

So what did you do today Pete?

你今天做了什么?

I bought a restaurant and I would like you to be the head chef.

我买下一家餐厅，想请你当主厨

What?! Oh.

什么？

Can you believe he just offered me a restaurant?

他居然要送我一家餐厅

What a jerk! You want me to kick his ass²?

那个混蛋，你要我踹他吗?

I mean this has been like my dream since I got my first Easy Bake Oven and opened Easy Monica's Bakery.

从我拥有好烘烤箱开了好吃糕饼店起就在梦想这一天。

I mean I would kill for this job. I mean I can totally do this job, and God knows I paid my dues.But Pete's just doing this because he has a crush on me.

我死也甘愿，我绝对能胜任。我吃的苦头也够多了，但彼特这么做是因为他喜欢我

And you're still not attracted to him at all?

你对他还是没兴趣?

Hmm, no. I mean how can I accept a restaurant from hi-? I-I-I-I can't. I couldn't even accept a necklace from Stu Vincent in the seventh grade.

我怎么能接下这个餐厅?我不能。七年级时史都文森送我项链，我也没收

Yeah, but Mon that's totally different. He was you're health teacher.

这是两回事，他是你的健康教育老师

1 crumpled   

adj. 弯扭的, 变皱的 动词crumple的过去式和过去分词形式

参考例句：

• She crumpled the letter up into a ball and threw it on the fire. 她把那封信揉成一团扔进了火里。
• She flattened out the crumpled letter on the desk. 她在写字台上把皱巴巴的信展平。

2 ass   

n.驴；傻瓜，蠢笨的人

参考例句：

• He is not an ass as they make him.他不象大家猜想的那样笨。
• An ass endures his burden but not more than his burden.驴能负重但不能超过它能力所负担的。