看老友记学英语 没有最差只有更差

Here we go people!

各位，剧评来了

Boxing Day! The Lucille Lortel Theatre, blah-la-la-la... Ah-ha! Joey Tribianni, gives an uneven¹ performance, but Mr. Tribianni is not the worst thing in this production.

“送礼日”“露西儿洛泰尔剧院”乔伊崔此亚尼的表现参差不齐，不过崔此亚尼还不是这出戏最差的一环

Yes!!! Ha-ha-ha!

帅！

Kate Miller's awkward and mannered portrayal² is laughable. (Kate walks away depressed³.) Badda-badda-badda. Ah-ha! Here it is! The direction by Marshal Talmant is... (stops, reads it again, and throws down the paper in disgust)

凯特米勒差劲做作的诠释实在可笑，来了!导演部份，马歇尔汤恩导演…

Thank you, boys and girls, you've ruined my life. Please, stuff your talentless faces with my Mother's crab⁴ cakes! Excuse me!!

谢谢各位！你们毁了我的一生，请用我妈做的蟹饼填满你们没有才华的肚子，借过

Anyone mind if I save this?

我可以留着吧?

1 uneven   

adj.不平坦的，不规则的，不均匀的

参考例句：

• The sidewalk is very uneven—be careful where you walk.这人行道凹凸不平—走路时请小心。
• The country was noted for its uneven distribution of land resources.这个国家以土地资源分布不均匀出名。

2 portrayal   

n.饰演；描画

参考例句：

• His novel is a vivid portrayal of life in a mining community.他的小说生动地描绘了矿区的生活。
• The portrayal of the characters in the novel is lifelike.该书中的人物写得有血有肉。

3 depressed   

adj.沮丧的，抑郁的，不景气的，萧条的

参考例句：

• When he was depressed,he felt utterly divorced from reality.他心情沮丧时就感到完全脱离了现实。
• His mother was depressed by the sad news.这个坏消息使他的母亲意志消沉。

4 crab   

n.螃蟹，偏航，脾气乖戾的人，酸苹果；vi.捕蟹，偏航，发牢骚；vt.使偏航，发脾气

参考例句：

• I can't remember when I last had crab.我不记得上次吃蟹是什么时候了。
• The skin on my face felt as hard as a crab's back.我脸上的皮仿佛僵硬了，就象螃蟹的壳似的。