看老友记学英语 无法说“不”的健身卡

My God! Is this a gym card?

老天! 这是健身卡吗?

Oh yeah, gym member.

哦没错，健身房会员。

I try to go four times a week, but I’ve missed the last 1200 times.

我原打算每周去四次，但我已经错过了1200次。

So why don’t you quit?

为什么不退出？

You don’t think I’ve tried?

你以为我没试过吗？

You think I like having 50 dollars taken out of my bank account¹ every month?

你以为他们每月从我帐户上扣掉50块我很开心？

No, they make you go all the way down there!

不, 他们让你到他们那里!

Then they use all of these phrases² and peppiness to try and confuse you!

然后就运用所有的词语和表情来迷惑你。

Then they bring out Maria.

然后他们带来Maria。

Who is Maria?

Maria是谁?

Oh Maria. You can’t say no to her, she’s like this lycra spandex covered gym…treat.

你没有能力拒绝她，她就像是用合成弹力纤维包装的健身房的……礼品。

You need me to go down there with you and hold your hand?

要我和你一道去帮你打气吗?

No!

不!

So you’re strong enough to face her on your own?

那你有勇气单独面对她吗?

Oh no, you’ll have to come.

哦不，你还是来吧。

1 account   

n.叙述；帐目；帐户

参考例句：

• She left out an important item in her account.她的账目漏掉了一个重要的项目。
• He has made several withdrawals from his bank account.他从银行账户上提了几次款。

2 phrases   

n.短语( phrase的名词复数 )；成语；说法；乐句

参考例句：

• Sports commentators repeat the same phrases ad nauseam. 体育解说员翻来覆去说着同样的词语，真叫人腻烦。
• Television sports commentators repeat the same phrases ad nauseam. 电视体育解说员说来说去就是那么几句话，令人厌烦。 来自《简明英汉词典》