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What should I wear to a Knicks game?

我该穿什么去看尼克队比赛？

A T-shirt that says, "l Don't Belong Here"?

上面印有 “我不看篮球”的衣服？

You have tickets?

你们有票？

Mom got Dad's season tickets in the divorce,so she gave them to me.

妈离婚时分到爸的季票 就送给我了

Apparently,they're good seats.

位子显然很好

Oh,my God! Those are almost on the floor!

天哪，几乎就在场边

I could slip Woody Allen my resume¹.

我可以把履历表塞给伍迪艾伦

Do you guys want these?

你们想要吗？

Yeah,we do!

废话

Well,you got them!

那就给你们 谢谢

Just give us our apartment back.

只要把这里还给我们

Oh,I didn't see that coming.

想不到有这一招

Are you serious?

你是说真的？

Come on. We know what these are worth.

我们知道你们哈死这些票了

Do you think we're stupid?

你们以为我们是白痴吗？

Not stupid. You're meaner than I thought.

不是白痴，是很恶劣

What do you say?

如何？

Forget it. I'm not giving up my bachelor pad² for basketball seats.

想都别想，我才不会为了球票 放弃我的单身公寓

Your "bachelor pad"?

你的单身公寓？

Have you even had a girl here?

你带女生回来过吗？

No.

没有

But Joey has,and I usually talk to them in the morning.

但是乔伊有 我早上都会跟她们聊天

Yeah,you do!

1 resume   

v.（中断后）继续，恢复；n.摘要，简历

参考例句：

• We'll stop now and resume at two o 'clock.我们现在停下来，到两点再干。
• My resume shows that I have the right qualifications for the job.我的简历表明我正符合这项工作的条件。

2 pad   

n.垫，衬垫；便签本，印色盒

参考例句：

• She made a brief note on the telephone pad.她在电话通讯簿上记下简短的话。
• Each student should have a pencil and pad.每个学生应该有一支铅笔和一个便签本。