看老友记学英语 拿Ross开涮

Oh,my God!

天哪

We don't make enough fun of you already?

我们笑你笑得还不够吗？

Oh,yeah. Emily convinced¹ me to do it.

艾蜜莉说服我去穿的

You do know that Wham broke up?

你知道“轰”解散了吧？ （乔治麦可出身之二人团体）

I like it. Emily likes it. That's what counts.

我喜欢，艾蜜莉喜欢 这样最重要

So,how are you guys doing?

你们好吗？

Don't try and talk all normal with that thing in your ear.

别戴了耳环还装正常

Where's Emily?

艾蜜莉呢？

She's saying goodbye to her uncle.

去跟她舅舅道别

Didn't she,like,just get here?

她不是才刚来？ 就是嘛

Easy,tiger.

别激动，大哥

I just hate this so much.

我好讨厌这样

Every time I go pick her up at the airport,it's so great.

每次去机场接她，我都好开心

But I'm thinking,"I'll be right back in a couple of days,dropping her off."

但是我又会想 “过两天又要送她来机场了”

So what'll you do? -There's nothing to do.

那你要怎么办？ 不怎么办

She lives there. I live here.

她住在那里，我住在这里

She'd have to move here.

她得搬来这里

She should move here.

她应该搬来这里

What?

什么？

I can ask her to live with me. -Are you serious?

我可以叫她跟我住 你说真的吗？

I mean,why not? -You've only known² her six weeks!

为什么不行？ 你才认识她6星期

I've got a carton of milk in my fridge I've had a longer relationship with.

我冰箱里有盒牛奶放得还更久

Look,guys,when I'm with her, it's like....

我跟她在一起时

She brings out this great side of me.

她会激发出我好的一面

I mean,I love her,you know?

我爱她

And I love the milk!

我也爱那盒牛奶

But I won't ask some British girl to move in with me.

但我不会要一个英国女生 跟我同居

Joey,you say things now.

乔伊，该你说了

Look,Ross. He's right. Emily's great.

罗斯，他说得对，艾蜜莉很棒

She's great!

她很棒

But this is too soon. You'll only scare³ her.

但这样太快了，你只会吓到她

I don't want to do that.

我不想吓到她

You don't want to wreck⁴ it. Don't go too fast.

没错，别坏了好事，别太心急

No. You're right. I know,you're right.

你们说得对

I'm not going to do it.

我不会这样

Thanks guys. -No problem.

谢了，两位

Just remember to wake us up before you go-go.

记得要走时摇它两下 （“轰”所唱的歌词）

1 convinced   

adj.确信的；深信的；有坚定信仰的v.使确信(convince的过去分词)；说服

参考例句：

• I am convinced of her innocence. 我坚信她是清白无辜的。
• I'm convinced there's a jinx on this car. 我看这辆汽车是灾星。

2 known   

adj.大家知道的；知名的，已知的

参考例句：

• He is a known artist.他是一个知名的艺术家。
• He is known both as a painter and as a statesman.他是知名的画家及政治家。

3 scare   

vt.恐吓；vi.受惊吓

参考例句：

• I like reading scare stories.我喜欢读恐怖故事。
• The sound of the explosion gave me quite a scare.爆炸声把我吓了一跳。

4 wreck   

n.失事，遇难；沉船；vt.(船等)失事，遇难

参考例句：

• Weather may have been a factor in the wreck.天气可能是造成这次失事的原因之一。
• No one can wreck the friendship between us.没有人能够破坏我们之间的友谊。