老友记精校版第1季 第1期:莫妮卡的新室友(1)

 　　Monica: There's nothing to tell. It's just some guy I work with.

　　没什么可说的。只不过是我的同事而已。

　　Joey: C'mon, you're going out with the guy. There's gotta be something wrong with him!

　　少来了，你和那个人出去约会，他一定是有什么问题！

　　Chandler: All right, Joey. Be nice. So does he have a hump? A hump behind a hairpiece?

　　好啦，乔伊，嘴下留德。他驼背吗？假发后面的肿块？

　　Phoebe: Wait, does he eat chalk? 'cause I don't want her to go through what I went through with Carl oh!

　　慢着，他吃粉笔吗？我只是不想她重蹈我和卡尔的覆辙。喔！

　　Monica: Okay, everybody relax. Relax. This is not even a date. It's just two people going out to dinner and not having sex.

　　好吧，大家淡定。淡定。这甚至都不算是约会，我们只不过是出去吃晚餐，也不做爱。

　　Chandler: Sounds like a date to me.

　　听起来好像是说我的约会。

　　Chandler: Alright, so I'm back in high school, I'm standing¹ in the middle of the cafeteria, and I realize I am totally naked.

　　好啦，回到中学那个时候，我站在自助餐厅中央，突然发现自己全身赤裸。

　　All: Oh, yeah. I've had that dream.

　　哦，耶，做过那样的梦。

　　Chandler: Then I look down and I realize there is a phone...there.

　　然后我低头一看，发现有一支电话在那儿。

　　Joey: Instead of. Chandler: That's right!

　　而不是？ 没错！

　　Joey: Never had that dream.Good night!

　　从没做过那样的梦。

　　Chandler: All of a sudden, the phone starts to ring.

　　突然，那个电话响起来了。

　　Chandler: Now I don't know what to do? Everybody starts looking at me.

　　然后我不知道该怎么办，大家都开始看着我。

　　Monica: They weren't looking at you before?

　　之前他们就没看着你？

　　Chandler: Finally, I figure I'd better answer it.

　　最后，我觉得应该接这个电话。

　　Chandler: And it turns out it's my mother. Which is very, very weird² because she never calls me.

　　结果是我妈妈（打来的）。这十分十分的奇怪，因为她从来不给我打电话。

　　Ross: Hi.

　　嗨。

　　Joey: This guy says, "Hello, " I wanna kill myself.

　　这家伙说句"你好"，我都想自杀。

　　Monica: You okay? sweetie!

　　亲爱的你还好吧？

　　Ross: I just feel like someone reached down my throat, grabbed my small intestine³ pulled it out of my mouth, and tied it around my neck.

　　我就感觉好像有人将手伸进我的喉咙，抓住我的小肠，从我的嘴里拉出来再缠在我的脖子上。

　　Chandler: Cookie?

　　要饼干吗？

　　Monica: Carol moved her stuff out today.

　　卡箩今天搬走了她的东西。

　　Monica: Let me get you some coffee. Thanks.

　　我给你弄杯咖啡。 谢谢

　　Ross: No, Oh! No don't! Stop cleansing⁴ my aura. Just leave my aura alone, okay? Fine, be murky⁵.

　　不，喔！不，不要！不要清理我的气息！离我的气息远点，好吗？好吧！继续抑郁吧！

　　Ross: I'll be fine, alright? Really, everyone. I hope she'll be happy.

　　我会没事的，好不好？真的，各位，我希望她会幸福。

　　Monica: No, you don't.

　　不，你并不希望。

　　Ross: No I don't, to hell with her, she left me!

　　不，我不会的，让她见鬼去吧，是她抛弃了我！

　　Joey: You never knew she was a lesbian?

　　你从来都不知道她是女同性恋？

　　Ross: No! Okay? Why does everyone keep fixating on that?

　　不知道！行了吧？为什么每个人总是揪着这点不放？

　　Ross: She didn't know. How should I know?

　　她都不知道，我又怎么会知道？

　　Chandler: Sometimes I wish I was a lesbian. Did I say that out loud?

　　有时候我希望我是女同性恋。我大声说出来啦？

　　Ross: I told Mom and Dad last night. They seemed to take it pretty well.

　　我昨晚告诉爸爸妈妈了，他们似乎很好地接受了。

　　Monica: Oh, really? So that hysterical⁶ phone call I got from a woman sobbing⁷ at 3:00 A.M. , "I'll never have grandchildren, I'll never have grandchildren." was what? A wrong number?

　　噢，真的吗？那我凌晨三点接到一个歇斯底里的女人打来的电话，她在电话中抽泣说"我不会有孙子了，我不会有孙子了 " 那是怎么回事？打错电话啦？

　　Ross: Sorry.

　　对不起。

　　Joey: Alright Ross, Look, you're feeling a lot of pain right now. You're angry. You're hurting.

　　没事的，罗斯。听着，你现在感到很痛苦，你很生气，你感到很受伤。

　　Joey: Can I tell you what the answer is? Strip joints⁸!

　　我能告诉你答案是什么吗？脱衣舞俱乐部！

　　Joey: C'mon, you're single! Have some hormones⁹.

　　拜托，你单身了，找点乐子吧！

　　Ross:Single, I don't want to be single, okay?

　　可我不想单身，好不好？

　　Ross: I just...I justI just want to be married again.

　　我只是我只是，我只是想再婚。

1 standing   

n.持续，地位；adj.永久的，不动的，直立的，不流动的

参考例句：

• After the earthquake only a few houses were left standing.地震过后只有几幢房屋还立着。
• They're standing out against any change in the law.他们坚决反对对法律做任何修改。

2 weird   

adj.古怪的，离奇的；怪诞的，神秘而可怕的

参考例句：

• From his weird behaviour,he seems a bit of an oddity.从他不寻常的行为看来，他好像有点怪。
• His weird clothes really gas me.他的怪衣裳简直笑死人。

3 intestine   

adj.内部的；国内的；n.肠

参考例句：

• This vitamin is absorbed through the walls of the small intestine.这种维生素通过小肠壁被吸收。
• The service productivity is the function,including external efficiency,intestine efficiency and capacity efficiency.服务业的生产率是一个包含有外部效率、内部效率和能力效率的函数。

4 cleansing   

n. 净化(垃圾) adj. 清洁用的 动词cleanse的现在分词

参考例句：

• medicated cleansing pads for sensitive skin 敏感皮肤药物清洗棉
• Soap is not the only cleansing agent. 肥皂并不是唯一的清洁剂。

5 murky   

adj.黑暗的，朦胧的；adv.阴暗地，混浊地；n.阴暗；昏暗

参考例句：

• She threw it into the river's murky depths.她把它扔进了混浊的河水深处。
• She had a decidedly murky past.她的历史背景令人捉摸不透。

6 hysterical   

adj.情绪异常激动的，歇斯底里般的

参考例句：

• He is hysterical at the sight of the photo.他一看到那张照片就异常激动。
• His hysterical laughter made everybody stunned.他那歇斯底里的笑声使所有的人不知所措。

7 sobbing   

<主方>Ⅰ adj.湿透的

参考例句：

• I heard a child sobbing loudly. 我听见有个孩子在呜呜地哭。
• Her eyes were red with recent sobbing. 她的眼睛因刚哭过而发红。

8 joints   

接头( joint的名词复数 )； 关节； 公共场所（尤指价格低廉的饮食和娱乐场所） （非正式）； 一块烤肉 （英式英语）

参考例句：

• Expansion joints of various kinds are fitted on gas mains. 各种各样的伸缩接头被安装在煤气的总管道上了。
• Expansion joints of various kinds are fitted on steam pipes. 各种各样的伸缩接头被安装在蒸气管道上了。

9 hormones   

n. 荷尔蒙，激素 名词hormone的复数形式

参考例句：

• This hormone interacts closely with other hormones in the body. 这种荷尔蒙与体內其他荷尔蒙紧密地相互作用。
• The adrenals produce a large per cent of a man's sex hormones. 肾上腺分泌人体的大部分性激素。