老友记精校版第1季 第22期:参加助产培训班(10)

 　　Carol: Hello? It's not gonna be Helen Geller

　　喂？不会是海伦盖勒的。

　　Ross: Thank you!

　　谢谢。

　　Carol: No, I mean it's not Geller.

　　不，我是说她不姓盖勒。

　　Ross: What, it's gonna be Helen Willick?

　　难道是叫海伦威利克？

　　Carol: No, actually, um, we talked about Helen WillickBunch.

　　不，事实上，呃，我们考虑用海伦威利克班奇。

　　Ross: Well, wait a minute, why why is she in the title?

　　等等，为何有她的份？

　　Susan: Because It's my baby too.

　　因为这也是我的宝宝。

　　Ross: Oh, really? Um, I don't remember you making any sperm¹.

　　哦，真的？我不记得你有制造精子。

　　Susan: Yeah, and we all know what a challenge that is!

　　好吧，我们都知道那是个极大的挑战。

　　Carol: All right, you two, stop it!

　　够了，你们两个，打住！

　　Ross: No no no, she gets a credit, hey, I'm in there too.

　　不，不，不，功劳全让她抢了，嘿，我也在场。

　　Carol: Ross. You're not actually suggesting Helen WillickBunchGeller? Because I think that borders on child abuse.

　　你该不会想用海伦威利克班奇盖勒吧？因为我觉得这有虐待儿童之嫌。

　　Ross: Of course not, I'm...suggesting GellerWillickBunch.

　　当然没有，我建议用盖勒威利克班奇。

　　Susan: Oh, no, nonononono, you see what he's doing? He knows noone's gonna say all those names, so they'll wind up calling her Geller, then he gets his way!

　　哦，不不不不，你看他这是想干什么，他知道没人会叫全名的，别人只会叫她盖勒，这样他就得逞了。

　　Ross: My way? ! You you think this is my way?

　　我得逞？你认为这样算我得逞？

　　Believe me, of all the ways I ever imagined this moment in my life being, this is not my way.

　　相信我，在所有我能想到的我的人生此刻的样子，这个绝对不是我想要的。

　　You know what? Uh, um, this is too hard. I'm not, I can't do. Dr. Oberman: (entering) Knock knock! How are we today? Any nausea²?

　　你们知道吗，呃，这个太难接受了。有人在吗？今天如何，想呕吐吗？

　　Ross: A little. Susan: Yeah. Just a little.

　　一点点。是。只是一点点。

　　Dr. Oberman: Well, I was just wondering about the mothertobe, but. Thanks for sharing. (To Carol) Uh, lie back...

　　我只是问准妈妈，很感谢你们的分享，躺好。

　　Ross: You uh you know what, I'm gonna go. I don't I don't think I can be involved in this particular family thing right now.

　　知道吗？我走了，我不，我现在不想参与这种特殊的家庭事件。

　　Ross: Oh my God.

　　我的天呐。

　　Susan: Look at that.

　　瞧瞧那个。

　　Carol: I know.

　　我知道。

　　Ross: Well? Isn't that amazing?

　　是不是很神奇啊？

　　Joey: What are we supposed to be seeing here?

　　我们要看的是什么？

　　Chandler: I don't know, but...I think it's about to attack the Enterprise.

　　我不知道，但是我想是要准备攻击企业号(星舰迷航记)。

　　Phoebe: If you tilt³ your head to the left, and relax your eyes, it kinda looks like an old potato.

　　如果你们把头稍微向左偏，两眼放轻松，它样子就像是一个颗老马铃薯。

1 sperm   

n.精子，精液

参考例句：

• Only one sperm fertilises an egg.只有一个精子使卵子受精。
• In human reproduction,one female egg is usually fertilized by one sperm.在人体生殖过程中，一个精子使一个卵子受精。

2 nausea   

n.作呕，恶心；极端的憎恶(或厌恶)

参考例句：

• Early pregnancy is often accompanied by nausea.怀孕期常有恶心的现象。
• He experienced nausea after eating octopus.吃了章鱼后他感到恶心。

3 tilt   

v.(使)倾侧；(使)倾斜；n.倾侧；倾斜

参考例句：

• She wore her hat at a tilt over her left eye.她歪戴着帽子遮住左眼。
• The table is at a slight tilt.这张桌子没放平，有点儿歪.