英语俚语天天说 第248期:"奇葩的爸妈毁三观"

 　　介绍:

　　Today, while I was at home watching Netflix, my parents drunkenly stumbled¹ through the door making out the whole time. I thought that the situation couldn't get worse. But then my dad asked me if I had a condom they could use.

　　今天，当我正在看netflix的时候，我爸妈醉醺醺，跌跌撞撞地进了门，全程都在亲热…这有点过了吧！但是，紧接着，我老爸问我有没有避孕套可以借他去用…真是够了！

　　Today，my 3-year-old missed the toilet. In the time it took me to get paper towel to clean it up, my one-year-old decided² it was the perfect puddle³ to play in.

　　今天，我三岁的小孩没找着厕所。我正准备找纸巾去清理干净，我一岁的小孩就在那个完美的“水坑”里玩耍起来…真是够了！

　　Today, my mother-in-law texted to wish me a happy birthday. She spelled my name wrong and it's not my birthday.

　　今天，我的岳母给我发短信，祝我生日快乐。她拼错了我的名字，而且, 今天并不是我的生日。真是够了！

1 stumbled   

v.（不顺畅地）说( stumble的过去式和过去分词 )；跌跌撞撞地走；绊脚；（说话、演奏等）出错

参考例句：

• I stumbled and sprained my ankle. 我摔了一跤，把脚脖子扭了。
• The child stumbled and fell. 孩子绊了一下，摔倒了。

2 decided   

adj.决定了的，坚决的；明显的，明确的

参考例句：

• This gave them a decided advantage over their opponents.这使他们比对手具有明显的优势。
• There is a decided difference between British and Chinese way of greeting.英国人和中国人打招呼的方式有很明显的区别。

3 puddle   

n.(雨)水坑，泥潭

参考例句：

• The boy hopped the mud puddle and ran down the walk.这个男孩跳过泥坑，沿着人行道跑了。
• She tripped over and landed in a puddle.她绊了一下，跌在水坑里。