《摩登家庭》第1季第9集 第7期:人类庆祝生日的方式

 Cam, I thought we discussed this. 小卡  我觉得我们已经说过这事儿了

We did. But I- I started thinking. 是的  但我后来一想

And this isn't about you or me. 这事的重点不在你我

This is about a little boy who deserves some happiness. 而是一个小男孩  该享受快乐一刻

And he's gonna get that from his weird¹ gay clown uncle? 他能从他古怪的同性恋舅夫那儿得到快乐吗

Fizbo is not gay. He's asexual. 菲茨宝才不是同性恋  他是无性的

He's an innocent whose only drive... 他是个纯情大男孩  唯一的目标

is to bring people joy and laughter 就是给人们带去喜庆  欢笑

and balloon animals. 和气球扎成的动物

He's- He's the least sexual being on earth. 他  他是地球上最与性无关的东西

Oh, okay. Well, at least we agree on something. 好吧  至少我们都认为你这装扮让人性趣全无

If this tape is found in the future, 如果未来有人发现这盘带子

this is how we humans celebrated² birthdays. - Hey, Dad! 这就是我们人类庆祝生日的方式  -老爸

Yeah, there's my boy. Zip-line extreme- 瞧  那是我的乖儿子  高空滑索

I'm okay. I'm good. I'm good. 我没事  我没事  我很好

Lesson learned. Don't stand- Don't stand there. 吃一撞长一智  千万别站在这儿

Let's go ahead and rope this area off. 把这一块儿用绳子圈起来禁止入内

Excellent. Thank you. 很好  谢谢你们

Hey, buddy³, you having fun? 嘿  小老弟  玩得开心吗

Yeah. And I love my new belt. 是啊  而且我爱我的新皮带

 

1 weird   

adj.古怪的，离奇的；怪诞的，神秘而可怕的

参考例句：

• From his weird behaviour,he seems a bit of an oddity.从他不寻常的行为看来，他好像有点怪。
• His weird clothes really gas me.他的怪衣裳简直笑死人。

2 celebrated   

adj.有名的，声誉卓著的

参考例句：

• He was soon one of the most celebrated young painters in England.不久他就成了英格兰最负盛名的年轻画家之一。
• The celebrated violinist was mobbed by the audience.观众团团围住了这位著名的小提琴演奏家。

3 buddy   

n.（美口）密友，伙伴

参考例句：

• Calm down,buddy.What's the trouble?压压气，老兄。有什么麻烦吗？
• Get out of my way,buddy!别挡道了，你这家伙！