趣味英语第243期:如何让别人在Instagram取消对我的屏蔽

Sylvia Nana asks:

Sylvia Nana问道：

"How do I get someone to unblock me on Instagram?"

“如何让别人在Instagram取消对我的屏蔽？”

I have no idea what Instagram is. I'm computer illiterate¹.

我不知道Instagram是什么。我是电脑白痴。

I don't know a lot about Instagram, so maybe you oughta just call them on the phone and see how they're doing and ask if they'll unblock you.

我对Instagram了解不多，也许你应该给他们打电话，看看他们怎么样了，问他们是否能取消对你的屏蔽。

Take it and be like, "I don't really wanna look at your pictures anyways." They're probably not that great.

接受，你可以说“反正我也不想看你的照片。”他们可能没有那么好。

Take back what you said or something on there.

收回你的话或者在Instagram上面发的消息。

I think that's the best question I ever heard. Do stuff cool to his friends and they'll tell the guy how cool you are. He'll unblock you. You guys can be friends again.

我想这是我目前听过的最好的问题。对他的朋友做些非常酷的事情，这样他们就会告诉那个人你有多酷。他就会取消对你的屏蔽。你们就能继续做朋友了。

I would ask them why they blocked you, maybe have a conversation about it.

我会问他们为什么屏蔽你，也许你们可以谈谈。

Be really super nice to them and hopefully, you know, just say, "Hey, unblock me."

对他们超级友好，希望……你可以直接说，“嘿，取消对我的屏蔽。”

Perhaps you have a mutual² friend and your mutual friend could ask that person to unblock you.

也许你们有共同的朋友，那个朋友可以让对方取消对你的屏蔽。

You could try making an alternate account and following them on that.

你可以尝试换个账号，用那个账号关注他们。

Steal their phone and then go on their Instagram and unblock yourself. Then they'll be really confused.

把他们的手机偷出来，然后登陆Instagram取消对你自已的屏蔽。之后他们会感到非常困惑。

Thanks for watching another episode of Advice.

谢谢大家收听本期建议栏目。

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订阅吧！每周都有新节目。

We love answering your questions, so keep 'em coming.

我们喜欢回答大家的问题，请继续提问吧。

Goodbye!

再见！

Bye, may the odds⁴ be ever in your favor.

再见，祝大家好运。

1 illiterate   

adj.文盲的；无知的；n.文盲

参考例句：

• There are still many illiterate people in our country.在我国还有许多文盲。
• I was an illiterate in the old society,but now I can read.我这个旧社会的文盲，今天也认字了。

2 mutual   

adj.相互的，彼此的；共同的，共有的

参考例句：

• We must pull together for mutual interest.我们必须为相互的利益而通力合作。
• Mutual interests tied us together.相互的利害关系把我们联系在一起。

3 subscribe   

vi.(to)订阅，订购；同意；vt.捐助，赞助

参考例句：

• I heartily subscribe to that sentiment.我十分赞同那个观点。
• The magazine is trying to get more readers to subscribe.该杂志正大力发展新订户。

4 odds   

n.让步，机率，可能性，比率；胜败优劣之别

参考例句：

• The odds are 5 to 1 that she will win.她获胜的机会是五比一。
• Do you know the odds of winning the lottery once?你知道赢得一次彩票的几率多大吗？