生活大爆炸 第五季:第10集 Amy上位成Sheldon正牌女友(下)

 Wild Bill Witchcock. 荒野女巫柯克

A tribe of Abra Comanches. 阿布拉 科曼切部落

Flaming Spittoon. 燃烧的痰盂

And for the record, I'm very disappointed in you cowpokes. 强调一下 我对你们这些牛仔很失望

We're playing our inaugural¹ round of Wild West and Witches , and I'm the only one who bothered to dress for the occasion. 这是咱们第一次玩狂野西部女巫 居然只有我一个人 费尽苦心地穿了应景的服装

Patooie. 我呸

We're not wearing cowboy hats, Sheldon. It looks ridiculous. 我们才不要戴牛仔帽呢  谢尔顿 看起来好白痴

And I suppose my boots and spurs are ridiculous, too? 这么说我的靴子和马刺也很白痴咯

Yeah.    Very.    Incredibly so. 是的   非常白痴   超级白痴

Did it look ridiculous when we got the Satanimals pack and I dressed up as a Beelzebobcat? 那咱们上次玩撒旦动物时 我装扮成恶魔猫也很白痴吗

Yeah.    Very.    Incredibly so. 是的   非常白痴   超级白痴

All right, fine. Let's just play. 好吧  算了  咱就纯玩吧

We should go easy on him.Amy's out with Stuart tonight. 咱们今天晚上就饶了他吧 艾米今晚跟斯图尔特出去了

Wait a minute. 等会

Cluck, cluck, cluck. What are we, ladies at a quilting bee? 傻笑  傻笑  傻笑 咱是聚在一起缝棉被的家庭妇女吗

Or are we men playing a fantasy card game set in a magical frontier town? 还是正在玩一个背景设在魔幻边境的 魔幻桌游的一群男人

Sorry. Creepy Tepee. 抱歉 诡异帐篷

Annie Ogly. 奇丑安妮

Hocus Pocus Pocahontas. 魔幻波卡洪塔斯

And may I point out it is the three of you who are obsessed² with Stuart and Amy, not me. I think you need to ask yourselves who's really being ridiculous here. 容我说一句  你们仨 真是皇帝不急  太监急 你们才该扪心自问一下 究竟谁才是白痴

It's you.    You are.    Totally you. 你   是你   绝对是你

Hey, guys, check it out.The deluxe³ limited edition Wild West and Witches expansion pack in the signed and numbered collector's tin. 伙计们  看呀 这是装在金属盒里  附上签名的 豪华限量版的狂野西部女巫

Come on, no! We just bought the regular pack. 不是吧 我们刚买了平装版

Ooh, a sheriff's badge. 是警徽

Yeah, it's also a wand. 没错  还是根魔杖

With a hologram? Nice! 还有全息图呢  真漂亮

Hey, do you see this? 你看见没

I'm in the matrix, Leonard; I see everything. 我在矩阵里  莱纳德  我什么都看得见

You got to be kidding me. You friended Stuart on Facebook? 你搞什么 你在Facebook加了斯图尔特为好友

I thought you didn't like Facebook anymore. 你不是不喜欢玩Facebook了嘛

Don't be silly. I'm a fan of anything that tries to replace actual human contact. 别傻了 我喜欢一切试图取代 人类面对面接触的东西

Please. You're looking at Facebook to find out how their date went. 拜托 你上Facebook就为看他们约会得如何

Really? You think I care if a man, what,shared a pumpkin⁴ latte with a dynamite⁵ lady? 真的吗 我觉得我会关心一个大男人 跟一位绝世美女分享一杯南瓜拿铁吗

You're so full of it. 你真是醋劲十足

You are free to believe whatever you like. 随便你怎么想

And unfriend Rajesh Koothrappali. 取消和拉杰什·库萨帕里的好友关系

You unfriended me? Seriously? 你取消了和我的好友关系  真的吗

Oh, yeah. Now he's gonna miss all those great updates like, I can't believe I waited this long to make my own potpourri⁶ 这下坏了 他这下就要错过你的精彩更新了  像是 我真不敢相信我居然等了这么久 才整理出我的个人文集“

Sheldon, why don't you just acknowledge that you have feelings for Amy and you don't want her going out with other men? 谢尔顿  你何不直接承认 你喜欢艾米 而且你不想她跟其他男人约会呢

And unfriend Leonard Hofstadter. 解除和莱纳德·霍夫斯塔德的好友关系

Here's a radical⁸ thought.Go old school, challenge Stuart to a fight. I mean, nothing makes the ladies hotter than two skinny white guys swatting at each other with their eyes closed. 我有个激进点的主意 你干脆采取老一套  跟斯图尔特决斗吧 没有什么能比两个瘦骨嶙峋的白人男子闭着眼猛敲对方 更能让一个女人热血沸腾的了

And unfriend Howard Wolowitz. 解除与霍华德·沃罗威茨的好友关系

That's all of us. Can I use the laptop? 咱们都被删了 电脑借我用一下吧

Why? 干嘛

I have to buy that stupid collector's tin. 我要买那个傻逼收集版的游戏

Who do we love?    Penny. 我们大家都爱谁   佩妮

Who do we love?    Penny. 我们大家都爱谁   佩妮

Who do we love?    Penny. 我们大家都爱谁   佩妮

Hello, Sheldon.Come on in. 你好呀  谢尔顿 进来吧

Thank you. 谢谢

What's up? 怎么了

I came to ask if you would like to go on a date with me. 我是来问你  愿不愿意跟我约会的

I'm sorry, what? 抱歉  你说什么

A date.You and me.Dining, dancing,perhaps you'd like to take in a prizefight. 约会 你跟我 共进晚餐  跳舞 没准你会有兴趣参加个职业拳击赛什么的

God, are you trying to make Amy jealous? 天啊  你是想让艾米吃醋吗

No. Why is everyone so obsessed with Amy and Stuart? 不是 为何大家这么关心艾米和斯图尔特呢

Whether or not they may be having more pumpkin lattes or intercourse⁹ tonight. 讨论他们今晚是否会继续喝南瓜拿铁 或今晚是否会发生关系

Okay, listen to me. Playing games is not gonna help get Amy back. 好吧  听我说 耍把戏是不会帮你把艾米抢回来的

I am not trying to get her back. 我没准备把她抢回来

But, out of curiosity, what is a way? 不过  纯属好奇  怎么才能把她抢回来呢

All right, honey, let me tell you a story. 好吧  亲爱的  我给你讲个故事吧

There was a guy I liked, and I never told him how I felt.Eventually, he started going out with someone else,and I always regretted it. 我喜欢过一个男人  但从未对他表白过 最终他开始跟别人约会 于是我一直很后悔

Do you see where I'm going with this? 你明白我的意思了吗

I believe I do. 我想是的

I'm the guy. 我就是你暗恋的那个人

You're not the guy. 不是你

Are you sure?That would explain so much. Your constant presence in my apartment, that baffling dalliance with Leonard just to be near me,the way you call me sweetie all the time. 你确定吗 这就解释了一切 你总是赖在我家不走 你和莱纳德厮混也只是为了靠近我 还有你一直叫我亲爱的

I call everyone sweetie. 我见谁都叫亲爱的

You tramp. 你个荡妇

Look, Sheldon, all I'm saying is strap¹⁰ on a pair and go talk to Amy. 谢尔顿  我的意思是 带点种  去找艾米谈谈吧

Strap on a pair? 带什么

Of what, skates? 系鞋带吗

Oh, sweetie, you are so not the guy. 亲爱的  绝对不是你

If you're bored, you can go.I understand. 无聊的话  你可以先走 我完全理解

No, I'm having a nice time. 不  我看得很开心

Don't patronize me. 别屈尊安慰我了

Excuse me. Excuse me. Pardon me.Pardon me. Excuse me. 抱歉  借过 不好意思 不好意思  借过

Hi, Stuart. 嗨  斯图尔特

Hi, Sheldon. 嗨  谢尔顿

Pardon me... Excuse me... 借过一下  不好意思

Sheldon, what are you doing here? 谢尔顿  你来干嘛

The thought of you sitting in a darkened theater with a character like Stuart is repellent. 我只要一想到你跟斯图尔特那厮 坐在漆黑的影院中  一股厌恶之情就油然而生

No offense¹¹, Stuart. 无意冒犯  斯图尔特

None taken. 我没在意

Although repellent is kind of a... kind of a strong word. 虽然厌恶这词儿...有点重了

I'm sorry this causes you discomfort¹², but based on the currently established parameters¹³ of our relationship,I can put myself in any repellent situation I want. 抱歉让你不快了 但基于我们关系目前的既定参数 只要我乐意  我可以做任何让你厌恶的事情

Um, again... 我再说一遍...

Stuart, please. You're being rude. 拜托  斯图尔特  你这样很无礼

Anything else? 还有什么话要说吗

I believe I would like to alter the paradigm¹⁴ of our relationship. 我想改变我俩的关系模式

I'm listening. 我洗耳恭听

With the understanding that nothing changes whatsoever,physical or otherwise, 基于无论如何都维持原状的共识 包括身体或其他方面

I would not object to us no longer characterizing you as not my girlfriend. 我将不会不同意 也不再把你定位为不是我女朋友

Interesting. Now try it without the quadruple negative. 有意思 现在把不字去掉再给我说一遍

You're being impossible. 你别得寸进尺

Hi, Stuart. 嗨  斯图尔特

Fine. 好吧

Amy... 艾米

will you be my girlfriend? 你愿意做我女朋友吗

Yes. 

 Well, that's enough of that.Sorry to interrupt.You two enjoy your date. 愿意   好  这样就够了 抱歉打扰你们了 祝两位约会愉快

Here's a dollar for your troubles.Get yourself some Sour Patch Kids. 给你一块钱  就当我给你添麻烦了 自己去买点酸软糖吃吧

Excuse me... Excuse me... Pardon me... 不好意思  借过一下  抱歉

So, other than you taking your relationship to the next level with another guy, this was nice. 除了让你和另一个家伙的关系 更近一步之外  今晚还是很美好的

Yes, well, thanks for seeing me to my door. 是啊  谢谢送我到家门口

Oh, you're welcome. 不客气

Amy. Amy. Amy. 艾米  艾米  艾米

Let's wrap things up out there. 外面解决好再进门

Um, good night, Stuart. 晚安  斯图尔特

Good night. 晚安

Take the hint, Stuart.The lady said Good night 别装傻了  斯图尔特 人家都说晚安了

How did you get into my apartment? 你怎么进来我家的

Is that the kind of nagging¹⁵ I can expect now that you're my girlfriend? 是不是你成了我女朋友 从今往后我就要听这种唠叨呀

Good thing I drew this up. 幸好我起草好合同了

What's that? 那是什么

I present to you the relationship agreement. 我给你拿来了《恋爱合同》

A binding¹⁶ covenant¹⁷ that, in its 31 pages,enumerates, iterates and codifies¹⁸ the rights and responsibilities of Sheldon Lee Cooper,here and after known as the boyfriend, 这是份有约束力的契约书  在这31页里 列举  重申并整理出 谢尔顿·李·库珀的权利与义务 以下简称男友

and Amy Farrah Fowler,here and after known as the girlfriend 艾米·菲拉·福勒的权利义务 以下简称女友

It's so romantic. 这真是太浪漫了

Mutual¹⁹ indemnification always is. 你我一向都是相补的

Why don't you start perusing²⁰ while I set up my notary²¹ stamp. 在我准备公证人印章时  你可以开始阅读条款了

Section 5: Hand holding. 第五条  牵手

Hand holding is only allowed under the following circumstances. 牵手仅允许在 以下情况中发生:

A: Either party is in danger of falling off a cliff,precipice or ledge⁷; A  任何一方身处坠落悬崖 绝壁或暗礁的危险时

B: Either party is deserving of a hearty²² handshake after winning a Nobel Prize; B  在任何一方赢得诺贝尔奖时 必须衷心握手庆贺

C: Moral support during flu shots C  感冒时给予精神支持时

Seems a bit restrictive. 这条条框框也太多了吧

Feel free to retain a lawyer. 尽管去找律师好了

Penny, I said right hand red. 佩妮  我说的是右手红色

Yeah, I heard you.I got red. 对  我听到了 我碰到红

Bernadette, left foot yellow. 伯纳黛特  左脚黄色

We should play limbo²³ next.No one beats me at limbo. 接下来我们该玩《地狱边境》 (《地狱边境》  2D水墨风格解迷游戏)没人玩得过我

Penny. Amy. Bernadette. 佩妮  艾米  伯纳黛特

That's my boyfriend. 是我男朋友

It's open! 门没关

I got a splinter. 我手指破了

What do you want me to do about it? 你想让我做什么

Relationship agreement Section 4: Boo boos and Ouchies.You have to take care of it. 《恋爱合同》第四条  小伤小痛 你得照顾它

I should've gotten a lawyer. 我真该找个律师的

Looks like it's just us playing. 看来就剩咱俩玩了

Penny? 佩妮

Penny, we're out of wine! 佩妮  酒都喝光啦

You should probably drive. 你赶紧开车去买吧

 

1 inaugural   

adj.就职的；n.就职典礼

参考例句：

• We listened to the President's inaugural speech on the radio yesterday.昨天我们通过无线电听了总统的就职演说。
• Professor Pearson gave the inaugural lecture in the new lecture theatre.皮尔逊教授在新的阶梯讲堂发表了启用演说。

2 obsessed   

adj.心神不宁的,鬼迷心窍的,沉迷的

参考例句：

• He's obsessed by computers. 他迷上了电脑。
• The fear of death obsessed him throughout his old life. 他晚年一直受着死亡恐惧的困扰。

3 deluxe   

adj.华美的，豪华的，高级的

参考例句：

• This system puts the top hotels in a special deluxe category.这种分类法把最高级的旅馆列为特殊豪华级。
• I liked the deluxe edition,but I could afford only a second best.我喜欢精装版，但我只买得起一本稍差一点的。

4 pumpkin   

n.南瓜

参考例句：

• They ate turkey and pumpkin pie.他们吃了火鸡和南瓜馅饼。
• It looks like there is a person looking out of the pumpkin!看起来就像南瓜里有人在看着你！

5 dynamite   

n./vt.(用)炸药(爆破)

参考例句：

• The workmen detonated the dynamite.工人们把炸药引爆了。
• The philosopher was still political dynamite.那位哲学家仍旧是政治上的爆炸性人物。

6 potpourri   

n.混合之事物；百花香

参考例句：

• As tobacco cigarette burns,a potpourri of 4000 chemicals is released,including carbon monoxide and hydrocyanic acid.当烟被点燃时，融合了四千种化学品的气体被释放出来，其中包括一氧化碳和氢氰酸。
• Even so,there is a slight odour of potpourri emanating from Longfellow.纵然如此，也还是可以闻到来自朗费罗的一种轻微的杂烩的味道。

7 ledge   

n.壁架，架状突出物；岩架，岩礁

参考例句：

• They paid out the line to lower him to the ledge.他们放出绳子使他降到那块岩石的突出部分。
• Suddenly he struck his toe on a rocky ledge and fell.突然他的脚趾绊在一块突出的岩石上，摔倒了。

8 radical   

n.激进份子，原子团，根号；adj.根本的，激进的，彻底的

参考例句：

• The patient got a radical cure in the hospital.病人在医院得到了根治。
• She is radical in her demands.她的要求十分偏激。

9 intercourse   

n.性交；交流，交往，交际

参考例句：

• The magazine becomes a cultural medium of intercourse between the two peoples.该杂志成为两民族间文化交流的媒介。
• There was close intercourse between them.他们过往很密。

10 strap   

n.皮带，带子；v.用带扣住，束牢；用绷带包扎

参考例句：

• She held onto a strap to steady herself.她抓住拉手吊带以便站稳。
• The nurse will strap up your wound.护士会绑扎你的伤口。

11 offense   

n.犯规，违法行为；冒犯，得罪

参考例句：

• I hope you will not take any offense at my words. 对我讲的话请别见怪。
• His words gave great offense to everybody present.他的发言冲犯了在场的所有人。

12 discomfort   

n.不舒服，不安，难过，困难，不方便

参考例句：

• One has to bear a little discomfort while travelling.旅行中总要忍受一点不便。
• She turned red with discomfort when the teacher spoke.老师讲话时她不好意思地红着脸。

13 parameters   

因素，特征； 界限； （限定性的）因素( parameter的名词复数 )； 参量； 参项； 决定因素

参考例句：

• We have to work within the parameters of time. 我们的工作受时间所限。
• See parameters.cpp for a compilable example. This is part of the Spirit distribution. 可编译例子见parameters.cpp.这是Spirit分发包的组成部分。

14 paradigm   

n.例子，模范，词形变化表

参考例句：

• He had become the paradigm of the successful man. 他已经成为成功人士的典范。
• Moreover,the results of this research can be the new learning paradigm for digital design studios.除此之外，本研究的研究成果也可以为数位设计课程建立一个新的学习范例。

15 nagging   

adj.唠叨的，挑剔的；使人不得安宁的v.不断地挑剔或批评（某人）( nag的现在分词 )；不断地烦扰或伤害（某人）；无休止地抱怨；不断指责

参考例句：

• Stop nagging—I'll do it as soon as I can. 别唠叨了—我会尽快做的。
• I've got a nagging pain in my lower back. 我后背下方老是疼。 来自《简明英汉词典》

16 binding   

有约束力的，有效的，应遵守的

参考例句：

• The contract was not signed and has no binding force. 合同没有签署因而没有约束力。
• Both sides have agreed that the arbitration will be binding. 双方都赞同仲裁具有约束力。

17 covenant   

n.盟约，契约；v.订盟约

参考例句：

• They refused to covenant with my father for the property.他们不愿与我父亲订立财产契约。
• The money was given to us by deed of covenant.这笔钱是根据契约书付给我们的。

18 codifies   

n.把（法律）编成法典( codify的名词复数 )v.把（法律）编成法典( codify的第三人称单数 )

参考例句：

• The latest draft of the agreement codifies the panel's decision. 最新的协议草案把专家小组的决定加以整理，形成了条文。 来自辞典例句
• The law that codifies evil is the essence of lawlessness. 肯定坏事的法律实质上等于无法。 来自互联网

19 mutual   

adj.相互的，彼此的；共同的，共有的

参考例句：

• We must pull together for mutual interest.我们必须为相互的利益而通力合作。
• Mutual interests tied us together.相互的利害关系把我们联系在一起。

20 perusing   

v.读（某篇文字）( peruse的现在分词 )；（尤指）细阅；审阅；匆匆读或心不在焉地浏览（某篇文字）

参考例句：

• She found the information while she was perusing a copy of Life magazine. 她在读《生活》杂志的时候看到了这个消息。 来自辞典例句
• Hence people who began by beholding him ended by perusing him. 所以人们从随便看一看他开始的，都要以仔细捉摸他而终结。 来自辞典例句

21 notary   

n.公证人，公证员

参考例句：

• She is the town clerk and a certified public accountant and notary public.她身兼城镇文书、执业会计师和公证人数职。
• That notary is authorised to perform the certain legal functions.公证人被授权执行某些法律职能。

22 hearty   

adj.热情友好的；衷心的；尽情的，纵情的

参考例句：

• After work they made a hearty meal in the worker's canteen.工作完了，他们在工人食堂饱餐了一顿。
• We accorded him a hearty welcome.我们给他热忱的欢迎。

23 limbo   

n.地狱的边缘；监狱

参考例句：

• His life seemed stuck in limbo and he could not go forward and he could not go back.他的生活好像陷入了不知所措的境地，进退两难。
• I didn't know whether my family was alive or dead.I felt as if I was in limbo.我不知道家人是生是死，感觉自己茫然无措。