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The One Where Chandler Crosses a Line
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Written by: Adam Chase
Transcribed1 by: Eric Aasen
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[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, everyone except Joey and Chandler are there eating breakfast.]
Chandler: (entering in a bathrobe) I just walked in the bathroom and saw Kathy naked! It was like torture!
Ross: Y'know if we ever go to war and you抮e captured, you抮e in for a big surprise.
Chandler: It just keeps getting worse and worse! Y'know? I mean it抯 bad enough that I抦 in love with my roommates girlfriend梬hich by the way, I think she knows. Because every time we抮e in the room together there抯 this weird2 like energy between us. And call me crazy, but I think she likes me too. And now I have seen her naked. I mean at least when I抳e seen her with clothes on, I could imagine her body was like covered in boles or something. But there are no boles, she抯 smooth! Smooth! (leaves)
(Pause)
Phoebe: Wow! Could everyone totally see up his robe?
All: Yeah! Oh my God!
Opening Credits
[Scene: Central Perk3, Joey is getting a phone number from a woman (Casey) as Chandler watches from the doorway4.]
Casey: Here you go.
Joey: Great! All right, so I抣l call you later.
Casey: Great! (leaves)
Chandler: (rushing up) Hey-Hey-Hey! Who was that?
Joey: That would be Casey. We抮e going out tonight.
Chandler: Goin?out, huh? Wow! Wow! (Does a little celebration dance) So things didn抰 work out with Kathy, huh? Bummer.
Joey: No, things are fine with Kathy. I抦 having a late dinner with her tonight, right after my early dinner with Casey.
Chandler: (shocked) What?
Joey: Yeah-yeah. And the craziest thing is that I just ate a whole pizza by myself! (Laughs)
Chandler: Wait! You抮e going out with Kathy!
Joey: Yeah. Why are you getting so upset?
Chandler: Well, I抦 upset梖or you. I mean, having sex with an endless line of beautiful women must be very unfulfilling for you. (He can抰 believe he just sad that.)
Joey: What is the big deal? It抯 not like we抮e exclusive.
Chandler: Look, Joey, Kathy is clearly not fulfilling your emotional needs. But Casey, I mean granted I only saw the back of her head, but I got this sense that she抯-she抯 smart, and funny, and gets you.
Joey: You got all that from the back of her head?
Chandler: All right look, I think it抯 time for you to settle down. Y'know? Make a choice, pick a lane.
Joey: Who抯 Elaine?
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Ross and Monica are sitting on the couch playing cards, and Phoebe is working on a new song.]
Phoebe: (singing) "Little, tiny Tarzan, swinging on a nose hair. Swinging with the greatest of ease? Darn it! Now, I don抰 know who to get to the next verse.
Ross: Oh, you could just go uh, "greatest of ease?(plays air guitar) BAH-bah-bha-bhannn." Then go right into it.
Phoebe: Yeah, ooh, I like that! Yeah. Wait! How do you know about 慴ah-bah-bha-bhan??
Ross: Well umm, y択now, I used to play.
Phoebe: Oh yeah, that抯 right, the keyboards, huh?
Ross: Yeah, just a little in high school, but then I really got into it in college. I mean that抯-that抯 when I really found my sound.
(Monica is taking a drink as Ross says that, laughs, and snorts her drink.)
Monica: Oh God! Orange juice just came out of my nose, but it was totally worth it. Oh my God, I completely forgot about your sound.
Ross: Yeah.
Monica: He used to lock himself in the basement for hours. No one was every allowed to hear, "The Sound."
Phoebe: I wanna hear "The Sound."
Ross: Really? No. I mean, nah, I haven5抰 played in so long, and-and, well it抯-it抯 really personal stuff, y択now?
Phoebe: Come on, play that funky6 music white boy.
Monica: Yeah!
Ross: No, you guys, I mean my keyboards are all the way up in桸o, yeah, okay. (Runs out.)
[Cut to later that same day, Ross has retrieved7 his keyboard and is about to debut8, "The Sound."]
Ross: Okay, guys.
Chandler: All right! Bring it on, you?
Ross: Here we go. (Plays one note) Y択now, I抳e-I抳e never played my stuff for anyone before, so it抯 important that-that you understand it抯 about communicating very private emotions. (Plays another note) Y択now, umm, you should-you should think of umm, my work as wordless sound poems. That抯 what I抦?
Chandler: (interrupting) Oh my God! Play!
(Ross starts to play. He plays a key that has a back beat sound attached to it. Over the background music he plays the sound of a barking dog, a mooing cow, a laser beam, someone coughing, a jackhammer, a doorbell, a police siren, a ray gun, breaking dishes, and for a closer he plays the sound of a loud crash. Basically, the music sucks.)
Monica: (At a loss for words) Boy, that was-that was, umm?terrific.
Chandler: Really, bitchin?
Phoebe: Wow, it was so梬ow!
Ross: Really?! I mean, really?!!
Rachel: Yeah, I mean, you should play in public!
Ross: Wow! Thanks, you guys. That抯 uh梠hhh, I wanna, I wanna play you another piece! Umm! Uh-oh! I left my uh, helicopter sounds on another disk. I抣l be right back! Okay? (Runs to fetch them) This is so nice, I抦桰 am so?(starts to break up and leaves)
Monica: Oh God bless my dad sound proofing the basement!
Rachel: Oh, I can抰 believe I ever let him touch me with those fingers.
Phoebe: What are you guys talking about, I loved it! It was soo moving. Oh, plus it抯 just, it抯 so different from the stuff you usually hear.
Chandler: You mean like, music?
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Chandler is watching Yasmein Bleeth running on TV, and the duck starts quacking9.]
Chandler: Yeah, I know what you抮e thinkin? Yes, yes, your breasts are just as firm and juicy.
(There抯 a knock on the door.)
Chandler: Come in!
Kathy: (entering) Hey! (sees what抯 on TV) Oh God, is that Baywatch?
Chandler: Uh yes, but uh, I just watch it for the articles.
Kathy: So is Joey around?
Chandler: No-no, he抯 not back yet, but he抣l be here any minute. So uh, come on in. Have a seat. Bow or stern?
Kathy: I uh, don抰 really have a preference. You?
Chandler: I like it in the stern. (Realizes what he just said.) 卭f the boat. (The phone rings, and he answers it.) (on phone) Hello.
Joey: (on the other end at a pay phone) Hey, it抯 me. Listen Casey and I were on our way back and had a little car trouble.
Chandler: What happened?
Joey: We broke down on the Parkway, so I have to walk back and get some transmission fluid. And hey, listen could you please tell Kathy that I抣l be there as soon as I can.
Chandler: Why can抰 you tell her?
Joey: 慍ause I only have one quarter, and I think my time is about to?he stops talking suddenly)
Chandler: Joey! Joey!!
Joey: Yeah?
Chandler: I thought your time ran out.
Joey: Me too, but I guess I do have a couple of more?his time runs out for real)
Chandler: (to Kathy) Uhh, that was Joey. He抯 running a little late, he says he抯 sorry.
Kathy: Oh.
Chandler: So I guess it抯 just uh, you and me then.
Kathy: Oh, okay.
Chandler: Yeah, I think it is!
Kathy: So what did you do today?
Chandler: Oh, I had an appointment to get my haircut?
Kathy: (interrupting) Oh, it looks great!
Chandler: 卆nd then it got canceled.
Kathy: Well, I could cut it.
Chandler: Really?! You do that?
Kathy: Yeah, I do. Of course, I learned at my aunt抯 dog grooming10 shop, but hey, what do you say?
Chandler: Dog grooming huh? Okay, just don抰 make my tail too poofy.
[Cut to later, Kathy is cutting Chandler抯 hair.]
Kathy: You have really great hair.
Chandler: Well, thanks. I grow it myself. (Kathy is running her fingers through his hair, and Chandler catches himself enjoying it too much.) Y択now who also has great hair is Joey!
Kathy: Yes! Yeah! Joey has great hair! Umm, I抦 basically done here. Just let me get this off your neck.
(Kathy leans in really close and Chandler mouths "Oh my God." She moves around in front of him and kneels at his feet.)
Chandler: What-what 慶ha doin?
Kathy: Checking to see if it抯 even.
Chandler: 慘ay.
Kathy: Looks good.
(They lean in to kiss and are interrupted by the phone.)
Chandler: (jumping up to answer the phone) Oh the phone! The phone抯 making sounds! (On phone) Hello!
Joey: (on phone) Hey dude, it抯 me.
Chandler: Hey it抯 Joey!
Joey: Listen uh, I抦 really sorry, it looks like I抦 gonna be stuck here for a while. I got the transmission fluid, but when I went to put it in the car, the transmission wasn抰 there!
Chandler: What?
Joey: Yeah, it must抳e fallen out a few blocks back. I just figured we hit a dog.
Chandler: Okay.
Joey: Listen uh, could you put Kathy on, I wanna apologize.
Chandler: Oh yeah man. (to Kathy) Joey. (Hands her the phone.)
Kathy: (on phone) Hey. (listens) Oh no it抯 fine, don抰 worry about it. (listens) Yeah-no, stop apologizing, it抯 okay. (listens) Yeah! I抣l talk to you tomorrow. (hangs up) (to Chandler) I should uh, probably go.
Chandler: Yeah. Yes! Yeah.
(Kathy leaves and Chandler groans11 in agony. Kathy knocks on the door and Chandler opens it.)
Kathy: I forgot my purse.
Chandler: Oh.
(They kiss, passionately12.)
Kathy: No, I really did forget my purse.
(They kiss again.)
Commercial Break
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, continued from earlier. Chandler and Kathy are still kissing, then they stop suddenly.]
Chandler: No-no-no-no, this is bad! It抯 bad! This is bad!
Kathy: Horrible!
Chandler: Wait the uh, the kiss or the situation?
Kathy: No-no-no, the kiss was good.
Chandler: Okay!
Kathy: No, but that抯 bad!
Chandler: Ooh! Yes! Okay! Here抯 what we do, we-we forget it happened.
Kathy: What?!
Chandler: Okay, we-we swallow our feelings. Even if it means we抮e unhappy forever. Sound good?
Kathy: Can you really do that?
Chandler: I have to; he抯 my best friend, and you抮e seeing him.
Kathy: Chandler, I like Joey a lot, but with you?
Chandler: (interrupting) Oh-no-no-no! Don抰! Don抰! See-see, you抮e getting me confused, I抦 starting to urn13.
Kathy: I抦 sorry. If you wanna pretend that nothing happened, I can try.
Chandler: I-I think we have too.
Kathy: Okay. Bye.
Chandler: Bye. (Kathy leaves and Chandler wonders over to and leans up against the door.) Are you still out there?
Kathy: (outside the door) No. (Chandler opens the door and they kiss again.)
[Scene: Central Perk, Ross is performing, his music hasn抰 improved.]
Ross: (His voice is altered to sound like a computer.) Electrifying14. (He plays the sound of a ticking clock.) Emphatic15 time-time-time?
Monica: (to Rachel and Phoebe) Y'know, there抯 a Starbucks about three blocks down.
Phoebe: (pushing Monica back onto the couch) It抯 so inspired! Look at him! Look at him go!
[cut back to Ross who finally finishes his so-called song with the same crash from before. He gets some applause, mainly 慶ause he抯 done.]
Ross: (with the altered voice) Thank you guys-guys-guys?
Monica: (to Phoebe) Hey, aren抰 you up next?
Phoebe: Oh no, I抦 not playing tonight.
Rachel: Why not?
Phoebe: I can抰 follow Ross! It抎 be like those bicycle ridding chimps16 that followed The Beetles17. No.
Monica: Phoebe, Ross sucks!
Rachel: Phoebe, the place has emptied because of him.
Phoebe: Oh my God, he抯 not even appreciated in his own time. I would give anything to not be appreciated in my own time!
(Rachel and Monica look at each other, and agree on something without saying anything.)
Monica: Okay. Umm, Phoebe, you suck too.
Rachel: Yeah, Phoebe you抮e?awful!
Phoebe: You guys. You suck too. (She hugs them both.)
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Joey is opening the door, but Chandler has the chain on it.]
Joey: Aww man! I can抰 believe I locked myself out again! (He knocks on the door.)
Chandler: Hang on buddy18! (He goes over and unlocks the door and opens it to reveal a fully19 furnished apartment.)
Joey: (rushing in) Oh my God! What happened here? Did you do all this?
Chandler: I sure did.
Joey: Why?
Chandler: Well, I just thought it抎 make me feel good to do something nice for my friend.
Joey: Well, you抮e amazing.
Chandler: Oh no-no-no. This is amazing. (He goes over and presses a button on a remote control that opens the entertainment center doors revealing the TV.)
Joey: (very excited) A TV as if it appears from nowhere! That抯 the dream! Man, how did you afford this stuff?
Chandler: Well, y択now I抦 29. I mean who needs a savings20 account.
Joey: Oh, you are the best friends anyone has ever had.
Chandler: Oh, I don抰 know.
Joey: Oh-no-no-no, you are! You do this, you give me the great advice, and hey listen, I was thinking about what you said yesterday about focusing on one woman, I抦 gonna do that.
Chandler: You mean with Casey.
Joey: No-no-no, I think I抦 gonna see how things go with Kathy. She抯 pretty cool.
Chandler: Or Casey.
Joey: No-no, Kathy.
Chandler: Could be Casey.
Joey: No. No, Kathy.
Chandler: Consider Casey.
Joey: Y択now what I think? I think somebody抯 got a little crush on Casey. How 慴out I fix you two up? What do you think?
Chandler: That all the pieces of my life are falling right into place!
[Scene: Central Perk, Ross has just finished playing.]
Ross: (to Phoebe) Hey!
Phoebe: Hey! You were really great! You were really, really great!
Ross: Oh, thanks, thanks. So Monica tells me that uh, you don抰 want to play anymore because me and y'know my talent. Is that true?
Phoebe: Well, kinda. Yeah. Yeah.
Ross: Pheebs?
Phoebe: Yeah, I-I can抰桰 mean y択now I was trying to be really y'know okay and upbeat about it, I just桰 feel so dwarfed21 by your musical gift. I?
Ross: See but, Pheebs that-that is the exact opposite intent of my music. Y択now my music is-is meant to inspire, and if it bothers you this much, then I?I won抰 play anymore.
Phoebe: Oh no. No-no-no, don抰 do that! How could I live with myself if I knew I was depriving the world of your music.
Ross: Yeah, okay.
[Scene: Central Perk, Rachel and Monica are sitting on the couch and Phoebe is getting coffee as Chandler enters. Ross is also there.]
Ross: Hey Chandler! Saw the new furniture. Very nice.
Monica: Yeah! Joey has the best boyfriend ever!
Chandler: I kissed Kathy.
Ross: What?
Monica: Are you serious?
Phoebe: Does Joey know?
Chandler: No. Is there anyway, anyway you think he抣l understand this?
Monica: You obviously haven抰 screwed over a lot of your friends. (They all look at her) Which we all appreciate.
Ross: No the-the sad thing is, if you had told him how you felt before you kissed her, knowing Joey, he probably just would抳e just stepped aside.
Chandler: Oh, don抰 say that! Don抰 say that. That抯 not true. Is it?
Phoebe: I think maybe, yeah.
Monica: He loves you.
Chandler: Then why didn抰 you tell me to do that?!!
Ross: Well, I said-I said something to Phoebe.
Phoebe: Yeah! No, that抯 right. And I thought it was a really good idea.
Rachel: I know, I remember that!
Monica: I remember you did.
Chandler: God!! (Sits down in disgust.) What am I gonna do?!
Rachel: Well, Chandler, you抮e gonna have to tell him.
Chandler: Why?! Why do I have to tell him?!
Rachel: Because you do.
Chandler: Yeah, I know.
Ross: Hey, would it be okay if I wrote a song about this.
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Joey is watching TV as Chandler enters.]
Chandler: Hey!
Joey: Hey! Samboucha Margarita?
Chandler: Is that a real thing?
Joey: Well, we only had samboucha, so it is now.
Chandler: Listen ah, Joe, I-I need to, I need to talk to you about something.
Joey: What抯 up?
Chandler: It抯-it抯 about Kathy. Umm, uh, I like her. I like her a lot actually.
Joey: You do?
Chandler: Yeah.
Joey: Well, you抮e timing22 couldn抰 be better. She抯 not my girlfriend anymore.
Chandler: What?
Joey: Yeah, she broke up with me.
Chandler: Oh uh, when?
Joey: Just now, after acting23 class. At first I thought she was doing some kind of scene, that抯 why I let people watch.
Chandler: Oh man, I am so sorry. Are, are you okay?
Joey: Well, I抳e been better. But, I抦 all right. So you like her huh?
Chandler: Yes, but I-I uh, don抰 have too.
Joey: No-no-no, no it抯 uh, it抯 okay.
Chandler: Yeah?
Joey: Yeah. You know why? 慍ause you came to me first.
Chandler: Well, I thought that would be the best thing to do.
Joey: But hey, listen just so you know, you might have you抮e work cut out for you. 慍ause when I talked to her, I kinda got the feeling that she抯 into some other guy. So?
Chandler: See uh, that抯-that抯 actually what I wanted to talk to you about. I-I think I know who the other guy is.
Joey: Who?
Chandler: It抯 me. I抦 the other guy.
Joey: What?
Chandler: Yeah, I mean when you were late last night, Kathy and I got to talking, and one thing to another and?
Joey: And what?! Did you sleep with her?!
Chandler: No! No! No! I just kissed her.
Joey: What?!! That抯 even worse!!
Chandler: How is that worse?!
Joey: I don抰 know! But it抯 the same!
Chandler: Look, I抦 sorry! But there抯 nothing I can do, I think I抦 in love with her!
Joey: Who cares?! You went behind my back! I would never do that to you!
Chandler: You抮e right, I have no excuses! I was totally over the line.
Joey: Over the line?! You-you抮e-you抮e so far past the line, that you-you can抰 even see the line! The line is a dot to you!
Chandler: Yes. Yes! Right! And I feel horrible. You have to believe me!
Joey: Is that why you bought all this stuff?! (Chandler makes a face like "Well, kinda.") Well, y択now what I will not watch your TV, I will not listen to your stereo, and there抯 a cinnamon raisin24 loaf in the new bread maker25 that I抦 not gonna eat! You know why?!
Chandler: Probably because?
Joey: Because it抯 all tainted26 with your betrayal. From now on this apartment is empty for me! And I抦 not happy about you either. (The bread maker dings) Oh, and just so you know, I made that bread for you. (Joey walks into his bedroom and slams the door.)
Closing Credits
[Scene: Central Perk, Ross is playing his music. Monica, Phoebe, and Rachel are sitting on the couch.]
Phoebe: Oh my God, he抯 lost it. He抯 totally lost it.
Monica: (removing ear plugs) What?
Rachel: Phoebe, his music could not get any worse. There are rats in the basement that are hanging themselves.
(Ross finally finishes with the same crash, and gets some applause.)
Ross: Thank you, thanks. (Sits down next to the girls) Yeah, I lost it. Y択now, I抦 not gonna play anymore, (to Phoebe) would you, can you finish my set?
Phoebe: After that? Yeah! No, I mean if I can help.
(Phoebe gets up and goes to play, Ross goes over and sits down next to Monica and Rachel.)
Ross: Yeah, like I could lose it.
Rachel: What?
Ross: I played bad on purpose guys.
(Both Monica and Rachel laugh.)
Monica: Okay, so you were trying to play bad this whole time.
Ross: Yeah梟o, just that last song.
End
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