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The One With The Truth About London
Teleplay by: Zachary Rosenblatt
Story by: Brian Buckner & Sebastian Jones
Directed by: David Schwimmer
Transcribed1 by: Eric Aasen
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Rachel is filing her nails as Ross and Ben enter.]
Ross: Hi.
Rachel: Hi! Hi Ben!
Ben: Hi.
Ross: Hi, we have a little bathroom emergency.
Rachel: Oh, yeah go ahead.
(Ben starts to go, but Ross stops him.)
Ross: Uh, before we do uh, are any of Joey抯 special romance magazines in there?
Rachel: No. No.
Ross: (to Ben) Okay! All clear!
Ben: (running to the bathroom) Thanks Phoebe!
Rachel: Ben, it's Rachel! (He closes the door.) But whatever.
Ross: (to Ben) Everything okay in there?
Ben: Don抰 talk to me now!
Rachel: Awww, just like his daddy.
Ross: Hey listen can you do me a big favor? The dean抯 office just called and said there was an urgent meeting. Can you watch Ben for like an hour?
Rachel: What-what about Monica?
Ross: Oh, she isn抰 home.
Rachel: (nervous) So it would just be me alone?
Ross: Well, Ben would be there.
Rachel: Huh umm?
Ross: What抯 the matter?
Rachel: Well that梱択now it抯 just uh, I抳e never done that before. Me and him alone.
Ross: Rach, he抯 not an ex-con.
Rachel: Okay. Okay. Okay. Uh, what do I, what do I do with him?
Ross: I don抰 know! Just-just talk to him-entertain him and keep him alive.
Rachel: Okay.
Ross: Okay. (Ben enters) Ben? Come here. All right, I抦 gonna leave you here with Aunt Rachel for about an hour. Okay? Are you gonna be okay?
Rachel: Yeah I think so.
Ross: (To Rachel) I wasn抰 talking to you.
Ben: I抣l be okay.
Ross: Okay, I抣l see you soon buddy2. (He hugs and kisses him.) Be back in an hour.
Ben: Bye dad.
Rachel: Bye. (Ross exits.) Ahhh?(Silence) So this is fun, huh?
Ben: Not really.
Rachel: Okay. Uh, want something-want something to drink?
Ben: Okay.
Rachel: Uh great! How do you feel about Diet Coke?
Ben: I抦 not allowed to have soda3.
Rachel: Okay. Well that抯 pretty much all that we have桹h! Oh! Have you ever had a virgin4 margarita? (Holds up a bottle of margarita mix.)
Ben: What抯 a virgin?
Rachel: Water it is.
Opening Credits
[Scene: Central Perk5, Monica and Chandler are talking. Joey and Phoebe are getting coffee.]
Monica: What about the second minister we met with? I kinda liked him.
Chandler: You mean the spitter?
Monica: Come on! It wasn抰 that bad!
Chandler: Easy for you to say; you抣l be wearing a veil.
Monica: All right, what about the third guy?
Chandler: You mean the guy who kept staring at your chest?
Monica: Can you blame him?
Chandler: Sorry, I just don抰 like the idea of when I say "I do," he抯 thinking, "Yeah, I抎 do her too!"
Monica: Well then we still have a problem.
Chandler: Yeah!
Phoebe: (returning with Joey) With what?
Monica: Well, we抮e trying to find someone to perform our wedding and they抮e all either boring or annoying or y択now, can抰 stop staring at the ladies. (Points to her chest.)
(Joey nods his approval.)
Phoebe: Oo! You should have one of us do it!
Monica: Phoebe, we抮e getting married, married; not sixth grade married.
Phoebe: No! No! It抯-it抯 uh a real thing! Anyone can get ordained6 on the Internet and perform like weddings and stuff!
Monica: Are you serious?
Phoebe: Yes! A friend of mine did it and it抯 totally legal!
Joey: I call it!!
Phoebe: What?! No! It was my idea!
Chandler: Guys thank you very much but neither of you is marrying us.
Joey: Does calling it not mean anything anymore?!
Chandler: We are going to have a legitimate7 member of the clergy8! And when I say legitimate I mean, gay and in control of his saliva9!
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Rachel and Ben are sitting on the couch bored out of their minds.]
Rachel: Ben y択now when uh, when you were a baby, you and I used to hang out all the time. 慍ause I was, I was your daddy抯 girlfriend.
Ben: But you抮e not anymore!
Rachel: No, I抦 not.
Ben: 慍ause you guys were on a break.
Rachel: Hey! We were not on a桹kay. That抯 fine! Fine. Y択now what Ben? One day when you are a lot older I am going to tell you that entire story over a pitcher10 of real margaritas, okay?
Ben: When抯 my daddy coming back?
Rachel: (checks her watch) Fifty-two minutes. (Pause) So no-no brothers and sisters, huh? That must be nice. You don抰 have to share stuff.
Ben: Sharing is good.
Rachel: Oh, you抮e one of those. But y択now what? I have two sisters of my own and we just-just tortured each other.
Ben: Really? Like how?
Rachel: Well y択now, we would umm, repeat everything the other said, or uh, we抎 jump out of closets to scare each other, or switch the sugar for the salt so they抎 put salt on their cereal.
Ben: (laughs) That抯 a good one.
Rachel: Yeah? You like that one?
Ben: Yeah, you抮e funny.
Rachel: I抦 funny? Oh thank God! Well hey, I抳e got a ton of these! Umm, oh here桪o you want a good one? Here抯 a good one. Umm, you uh, you take a quarter, take a quarter and, and you blacken the edge. Right? (Does so.) And then you say to person, I bet you can抰 roll this quarter from your forehead to your chin without it leaving your face. And then when they do it, they抮e left with a big black pencil line right down the center of their face.
Ben: Can I do it to you?
Rachel: Yeah, I-I-I-I抦 funny Ben, but I抦 not stupid. Okay?
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Monica and Chandler are eating lunch as Joey enters.]
Joey: So, did you uh, find anyone to marry you guys yet?
Chandler: No, but Horny for Monica Minister called, wanting to know if we were still together.
Monica: We抮e never gonna find anybody.
Joey: Well then let me do it!
Chandler: Joe?
Joey: No-no-no! Look, I抳e been thinking about it. I抦 an actor right? So I won抰 get nervous talking in front of people.
Monica: Joey look it抯 really sweet?
Joey: No-no-no-no look no! I won抰 spit, and I won抰 stare at Monica抯 breasts! Y択now? Everyone knows I抦 an ass11 man!
Monica: That is true.
Joey: Yeah and the most important thing is that it won抰 be some like, stranger up there who barely knows you. It抣l be me! And I swear I抣l do a really good job. Plus, y択now I love you guys and-and it would really mean a lot to me.
Chandler: (To Monica) Y択now, we haven12抰 found anybody else.
Monica: It might be kinda cool.
Joey: So I can do it?
Chandler: Yeah you can do it.
Joey: All right!!! Okay!! All right! Okay-okay, I gotta get started on my speech! Oh, wait a minute, Internet ministers can still have sex right?
Chandler: Yeah.
Joey: Okay.
(Phoebe enters slowly.)
Monica: Hey Pheebs, how抯 it going?
Phoebe: Oh, I have a headache. A horrible headache!
Monica: Oh, I抦 sorry. Can I get you something?
Phoebe: Oh my God, you抳e got to stop chattering13!
Monica: Here, take a couple of these. (She gets up to grab a couple of pills.)
Phoebe: What is it?
Monica: It抯 Hexadrin.
Phoebe: Oh no, I don抰 believe in Western medicine. No, if you just apply pressure to these points right here. (She抯 pinching the bit of skin between her right thumb and forefinger14 with her left hand.) Then your hand starts to hurt and you still have a headache, so thanks. (Takes the pills.)
Monica: Okay, while we抮e waiting for these pills to kick in, I抦 gonna sit you down on the couch. Come on. (Phoebe gets up and goes with her.) Get some nice soft pillows under your head, I抦 gonna turn the TV on and you can watch whatever you want. And I抦桽it down?She sits down on the couch)梘onna make you some tea. And then, I抦 gonna rub your feet.
Phoebe: Oh.
Joey: Oh! My head! Oh! (He抯 sitting on the chair, lies back, and puts his feet up for Monica to rub.) Oh!
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Rachel is reading and there is knock on the door which she answers.]
Rachel: Coming.
(She opens the door to reveal Ross with a pencil mark from his forehead to his chin.)
Ross: I have a bone to pick with you.
Rachel: Uh-oh.
Ross: Yes! Ben learned a little trick.
Rachel: Oh yeah? Did he pull the old?(She is waving her hand up and down her face. She抯 thinking about the pencil mark.)
Ross: That抯 right! That抯 right! Saran Wrap on the toilet seat so the pee goes everywhere!
Rachel: Oh that.
Ross: Yeah that! You know I hate practical jokes! They抮e mean and they抮e stupid and-and I don抰 want my son learning them!
Rachel: Oh, come on! Saran Wrap on the toilet seat, you don抰 think that抯 just a little funny?!
Ross: I was barefoot. Now tell me, the toilet thing is the only thing you taught him right?
Rachel: (looking at his mark) Yes.
[Scene: Central Perk, Phoebe, Chandler, and Monica are there.]
Phoebe: It抯 amazing! My headache is completely gone! What are those pills called?
Monica: Hexadrin. (She gets the box out of her purse.)
Phoebe: Oh, I love you Hexadrin! (She kisses the box.) Oh look! It comes with a story! (She pulls out the instructions and side effects paper.)
Monica: No Phoebe, those are like the side effects and stuff.
Phoebe: Say what?
Monica: Y択now, the possible side effects.
Phoebe: Oh my God! (Starts reading them.) Dizziness, nervousness, drowsiness15, facial swelling16, nausea17, headache桯eadache. Vomiting18, stomach bleeding, liver damage! Now okay, I don抰 recall any of this coming up when you gave me these little death capsules! Oh I抦 sorry, extra strength death capsules!
Monica: Phoebe, relax none of that stuff ever happens! They just put it on there for legal reasons!
Phoebe: Why?
Monica: In case it happens.
Joey: (entering) Hey!
Chandler: Hey!
Joey: Say hello to Reverend Joey Tribbiani! (Holds up the piece of paper bearing the proof of his ordination19.)
Chandler: Hey!
Monica: You did it! You got ordained?!
Joey: Yeah, I just got off the Internet! Man, there is a lot of porn out there!
Chandler: Our minister?
Phoebe: I have liver damage. Ow! Oh! (She grabs the left side of her torso.)
Monica: Phoebe, your liver is right here. (She points to the right side of her torso.)
Phoebe: Okay, then I must be disoriented.
Joey: Anyway, I started working on what I抦 going to say for the ceremony, do you wanna hear it?
Chandler: Okay.
Monica: Yeah!
Joey: Now-now, listen this is just a first draft so?(Starts to read the piece of paper he brought.) "We are gathered here today on this joyous20 occasion to celebrate the special love that Monica and Chandler share." (Monica and Chandler like it so far.) Eh? (He continues reading.) "It is a love based on giving and receiving. As well as having and sharing. And the love that they give and have is shared and received. And through this having and giving and sharing and receiving." (Phoebe nods her approval.) "We too can share and love and have and receive."
Chandler: (To Monica) Should we call the spitter?
Commercial Break
[Scene: Carol and Susan抯, there is a knock on the door and Carol opens it to reveal Rachel.]
Carol: Hey Rachel! (The camera cuts to her face and we see that Ben pulled the quarter trick with her as well.)
Rachel: Hi!
Carol: What a nice surprise! What are you doing here?
Rachel: Well y択now I was just in the neighborhood and I passed by your building and I thought to myself, "What抯 up with Carol and sweet, little Ben?"
Carol: Can I ask what桟ome on in.
Rachel: Okay.
Carol: Umm uh, I抣l make some coffee and we can uh, chat.
Rachel: I抎 love that. I would loooove?(Carol goes to make the coffee and she sits down.) So uh, so where is sweet little Ben? I would love to have a little...
Ben: (jumping up from behind her chair) Gotcha!! (Rachel jumps up startled.)
Rachel: I found him! (To Ben) Very funny, come here! (She sits down on the coffee table and Ben walks up.) That is exactly why I抳e come here to talk to you okay?
Carol: (from the kitchen) Rach, do you want some sugar in your coffee?
Rachel: Yes oh?To Ben)桪o I want sugar in my coffee? (Ben nods no.) No, just some milk would be good Carol. Thanks. (To Ben) Okay, do you remember all that stuff I taught you yesterday?
Ben: (mimicking her) Remember all that stuff I taught you yesterday?
Rachel: Don抰 do that.
Ben: Don抰 do that.
Rachel: Seriously, your dad doesn抰 like pranks21.
Ben: Seriously, your dad doesn抰 like pranks.
Rachel: Oh damnit!
Ben: Oh damnit!
Rachel: No! Don抰 say that! Don抰 say that!
Ben: Damnit!
Rachel: No don抰! Go back to repeating!
Ben: Damnit!
Rachel: Oh crap!
Ben: Oh crap!
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Phoebe, Joey, Chandler, and Monica are returning from Central Perk.]
Phoebe: I feel like my face is swelling. (To Monica) Is my face swelling?
Monica: Phoebe, your face is fine! Come on, none of this stuff is going to happen to you! Stop being such a baby!
Phoebe: Oh, interesting you should call me that! Now that I may never have one! (Holds up the warning label.)
Joey: Okay you guys, I got a little more written. Are you ready?
Chandler: Yeah. O-okay.
Joey: (reading) "When I think of the love that these two givers and receivers share, I can not help but envy the lifetime ahead of having and loving and giving and? And then I can抰 think of a good word for right here. (He points to the stop on the paper where he left off.)
Monica: How about receiving?
Joey: Yes!
Chandler: See Joe, not that that抯 not grrreat! But, one of the cool things about having somebody we know perform the ceremony is that it can be about us! Y択now, it can be more personal. You can tell stories about us!
Joey: Ooh, like the time you and I went to Atlantic City and I made you laugh so hard you threw up your whole steak?! Remember?
Chandler: No, not us?(Motions Joey and him.) Us! (Motions Monica and him.)
Joey: I gotcha. Sorry. (To Monica) So, did you ever make him throw up a whole anything?
Phoebe: Did you ever feed him a poison capsule that made him bleed from the eyes?
Monica: It doesn抰 say that!
Phoebe: Oh! Suddenly somebody knows all about the side effects!
Chandler: See Joe, we want you to tell stories but y択now, romantic stories. Nice stories.
Joey: Oh. Okay. Ooh! Ooh! Okay, maybe I抣l talk about London! Y択now when you two hooked up! Only, only I won抰 say hooked up. I抣l say, "Began their beautiful journey?
Monica: There you go!
Joey: "卋y doin?it."
Chandler: Joe?
Joey: Okay. All right. Umm, so uh, so how did it happen? Did your eyes meet across the room? And then the next thing y択now you抮e in the bathtub together and she抯 feeding you strawberries?
Chandler: Isn抰 that what happened with you and the bridesmaid?
Joey: Yeah!! I call that London style.
Monica: No that is not what happened with us. Well, I was umm, I was really sad that night because this guy thought that I was Ross抯 mom.
Joey: Oh.
Monica: And then Chandler was, was really sweet and he consoled me. And well we drank too much?
Joey: Yeah baby!
Chandler: And I was a perfect gentleman and I walked her to her hotel room and said goodnight.
Joey: Oh.
Chandler: But then later that night?
Joey: Yeah baby!
[Cut to London, Chandler抯 hotel room. He is getting ready for bed by doing push-ups. One push-up. Just as he gets under the covers, there抯 a knock on the door.]
Chandler: (answering the door) Hey!
Monica: (standing22 outside) Cute PJ抯! You抮e really livin?it up here in London huh?
Chandler: Well I was?I wasn't exactly expecting company after?He looks at his watch.) 9:15.
Monica: (entering) Is Joey here?
Chandler: Well, last time I saw him he was heading out the door with the bridesmaid and a bucket of strawberries. So uh, you抮e not still upset about what that guy told ya are ya?
Monica: Wouldn抰 you be?
Chandler: Well, look it抯 been a really emotional time y択now, and you抳e had a lot to drink. And you抳e just got to let that go okay? I mean you were the most beautiful woman in the room tonight!
Monica: Really?
Chandler: You kidding? You抮e the most beautiful woman in most rooms?(She jumps up and kisses him.) (Breaking the kiss.) Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! What抯 going on? You and I just made out! You and I are making out?
Monica: Well, not anymore.
Chandler: But we don抰 do that.
Monica: I know, I just thought it would be fun.
Chandler: How drunk are you?
Monica: Drunk enough to know that I want to do this. Not so drunk that you should feel guilty about taking advantage.
Chandler: (thinks) That抯 the perfect amount!
Monica: Okay!
(They run to the bed, sit down, and start making out again.)
Monica: (breaking the kiss) Y択now what抯 weird23?
Chandler: What?
Monica: This doesn抰 feel weird!
Chandler: I know.
Monica: You抮e a really good kisser.
Chandler: Well, I have kissed over four women. (They kiss again.) Do you wanna get under the covers?
Monica: Hm-hmm!
Chandler: Okay!
(They do so and they take off their clothes.)
Monica: Wow! You are really fast!
Chandler: It bodes24 well for me that speed impresses you.
Monica: We抮e gonna see each other naked.
Chandler: Yep!
Monica: Do you wanna do it at the same time?
Chandler: Count of three?
Monica: One!
Chandler: Two!
Monica: Two!
Monica and Chandler: Three! (They lift up the covers and check each other out, then come back up with silly grins on their faces.)
Chandler: Well I think it抯 safe to say that our friendship is effectively ruined.
Monica: Eh, we weren抰 that close anyway!
Chandler: Eh!
(They start making out again, and it takes Joey trying to enter to stop them.)
Chandler: Joey! Joey! Joey! J-J-Joey-Joey-J-Joey! (Monica hides under the covers as Joey enters. Remember?)
Joey: Hey!
Chandler: Hey Joe! I was just watching a movie-e-e?(Notices that the TV is turned off.)
Joey: Oh, dude I抦 so sorry!
Chandler: No! No! No!
Joey: Hey no-no-no-no! It抯 cool! It抯 cool! I-I抣l only be a second, I抦 still with my bridesmaid, I just梂here are those condoms you brought?
Chandler: They抮e in my bag over there. (Points.)
Joey: Ah. (Joey walks to Chandler抯 bag by getting as far away from Chandler抯 bed as possible.)
Chandler: Uh, could you leave me one?
Joey: (pause) For just you?
Chandler: Yeah.
Joey: Hey listen, why don抰 you come downstairs with me? There抯 some really nice girls down there.
Chandler: No I-I-I抦 fine.
Joey: All right, here you go buddy. (He tosses him one.) Go nuts. (Exits.)
[Cut back to Monica and Chandler telling Phoebe and Joey the story.]
Joey: That抯 what that was?! 慍ause that other thing? I thought you were on to something, but it did nothing for me.
Monica: Okay, can we change the topic? Because it抯 really doing nothing for me.
Joey: Oh?(To Chandler) Can you imagine if I hadn抰 left you that last one? You two might抳e never gotten together. Ooh-ooh! Could you imagine if I sent that hooker up to the room like I was gonna?! It抯 like it was in the stars!
Phoebe: Yeah, it抯 totally meant to be. (To Monica) Tell him who you originally wanted to hook up with that night.
Monica: What?!
Chandler: What?
Phoebe: (To Joey) What?!
Chandler: Who did you originally want to hook up with?
Monica: Okay, fine but please don抰 be upset! Okay? I was really depressed25 okay? And really drunk! I just wanted something stupid and meaningless. I just wanted卝ust sex. So, when I厀ent to your room that night匢 was actually looking協or Joey. (Joey smiles.)
Joey: Yeah baby! (Chandler glares at him.) No baby!
Commercial Break
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, scene continued from earlier.]
Chandler: (To Monica) So you came to the room looking for Joey? Did you ever in-intend on telling me about this?
Monica: No, because it-it didn抰 seem important.
Chandler: Oh, it抯 not important? It抯 not important?! If it wasn抰 for a bridesmaid you抎 be marrying him (Points to Joey) not me!
Monica: Noo!! The point is that is was you that was there that night! It is you that I am marrying! It is you that I fell in love with!
Joey: And it is a love that is based on having and giving and receiv?Shuts up on Monica抯 glare.)
Chandler: I don抰 believe it. The most romantic night of my life and I抦 runner up.
Monica: Chandler, please! Do you know how unbelievably glad I am that Joey was not there that night?!
Joey: Hey! (Monica turns and looks at him) Now I抦 a man of the cloth, but I still have feelings!
Chandler: (To Joey) Look there is no way you抮e doing this wedding now. Okay?
Joey: What?! That抯 not fair! It抯 not my fault! I was off with my bridesmaid! And who抯 to say I would抳e even said yes?! (To Monica) I mean I would抳e said yes. Chandler look y-y-you are making way too big a deal out of this, all right? Look, everything worked out okay!
Chandler: Okay, it抯 just weird! Okay? I don抰 want to be standing their saying my vows26 and then having the mental image of you and Monica! I-I-I need匢 don抰 know what I need. I need a walk.
Monica: Wait Chandler come on, let抯梚t抯 not a big deal!
Chandler: It is to me. You wanted to sleep with Batman, and instead you had to settle for Robin27. (Walks out and slams the door.)
Joey: This is crazy.
Phoebe: I know! Robin is so gay!
[Scene: Carol and Susan抯, Rachel is talking with Ben.]
Rachel: So now what have we agreed?
Ben: No more pranks.
Rachel: And-and what else?
Ben: That you and daddy were not on a break.
Rachel: Very good.
(There抯 a knock on the door and Ross enters.)
Ross: Rachel! What are you doing here?
Rachel: I抦 just visiting my good friend Carol.
Ross: Your good friend?
Rachel: Yeah!
Ross: What抯 her last name?
Rachel: Carol匧esbian?
Ross: Nice. And by the way that uh, that line down my face?
Rachel: What line?
Ross: Wh-wh-what line? The line that prompted a student in my last class of the day to say uh, (In a college frat boy voice) "Dude, don抰 you ever wash your face?"
Rachel: All right, I抦 sorry. I抦 sorry I didn抰 tell you but you were so mad already!
Ross: Of course I was mad! I told you I-I hate this stuff! Okay? It-it抯 not funny!
Carol: (entering from the kitchen) Hey Ross!
Ross: Hi.
Carol: What抯 not funny?
Ross: Practical jokes.
Carol: Oh I匢 think they抮e funny.
Ross: You have a line down your face.
Carol: What? (Goes and checks.)
Rachel: Okay, maybe they are not funny to you?
Carol: (yelling from the bathroom) Oh my God!
Rachel: Or Carol! But they抮e funny to kids and who is it hurting?!
Ross: Uh, y択now what? I抣l tell you who it hurts! It hurts the kid who has all his clothes stolen in gym class so he has to go to the principal抯 office wearing nothing but a catcher抯 mitt29!
Rachel: That was you?! We heard about you in Junior High! Did you really just shake your fist in the air and shout, "I will be revenged?!"
Ross: I will be! Listen, I don抰 want you teaching my son that stuff anymore. Okay?
Rachel: Fine. Fine, but I抣l have you know that once I taught him that stuff he called me Fun Aunt Rachel. And I loved being Fun Aunt Rachel but I抣l go back to being Boring and Uncomfortable Aunt Rachel if that抯 what you want!
Ross: No that抯 not what I want. Uh, I抦 glad you guys were bonding but I?
Rachel: Look he doesn抰 have any brothers or sisters, somebody抯 gonna have to teach him this stuff! And I haven抰 taught him anything that a normal 6-year-old doesn抰 know anyway!
Ben: (yelling from off camera) Crap!!
Rachel: I gotta go! (Runs out.)
[Scene: Central Perk, Chandler is sulking on the couch as Joey enters to talk with him.]
Joey: Hey.
Chandler: Hey. Do you want this scone30? (Holds up his plate) It came for me but it would probably rather sleep with you!
Joey: Chandler, come on nothing even happened!
Chandler: Look Joe, I know you wanted to do the wedding?
Joey: No-hey-no! If you don抰 want me to do it, I accept that. I don抰 care about that. I just匢 don抰 want you to be upset.
Chandler: How can I not be upset? Okay? I finally fall in love with this fantastic woman and it turns out that she wanted you first!
Joey: Yeah for like a half an hour one night! Chandler, she wants you for the rest of her life! You抮e so lucky! Look what I missed out on by not being there! Although you know what? It could never have worked like you guys did, 慶ause you guys are perfect for each other. Y択now, we look at you and-and we see you together and it just卛t-it fits. Y択now? And you just know it抯 gonna last forever.
Chandler: That抯 what you should say.
Joey: What?
Chandler: When you抮e marrying us; that抯 what you should say.
Joey: Really? I can do it?
Chandler: I抎 love it if you would do it.
Joey: Hey! (They hug.)
Chandler: But those are the words! Those exact words!
Joey: Well I don抰 know if I remember exactly but, it抯-it抯 pretty much about having and giving and sharing and receiving.
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Rachel is in the kitchen as Ross and Ben are entering.]
Ross: Hey!
Rachel: Hey!
Ross: Hey I抦 sorry to do this to you again but uh, is there any way you can look after Ben for a little bit? I-I抳e got this meeting at school. And-and he-he asked for his uh, 慒un Aunt?Rachel, so?
Rachel: Ohhh! Well of course I will watch him! We have fun, don抰 we Ben? (He nods yes.)
Ross: Okay, I抣l see you later pal28.
(Ross turns to leave.)
Rachel: Ohh, okay. (Ross has a sign on his back that reads 慞oop.? Wh桝h-ha! (Ross stops and turns.) Wait a minute. Uh Ben, I can抰 do it.
Ross: What?
Rachel: I can抰 let him go out that way, he抯 got a meeting. (To Ross) You抳e got something here on your back.
Ross: What? (She takes the sign off and hands it to him.) That抯 great. That is great. (Crumples up the paper and throws it down in anger.) What did we just finish talking about Ben?!
Rachel: Oh I?
Ben: What did we just finish talking about Ben?!
Ross: All right, that抯 it! (He runs over to Ben, who runs past him and out the door.) Come梱ou梟o! You are in big trouble young man!
Rachel: No! Wait! Come on!
[Cut to the hallway, Ben runs upstairs with Ross in pursuit.]
Ross: Wait! No! Ben, come here! I am not kidding!
Rachel: No you guys?(She walks out into the hallway.)
Ross: I-I-am?Suddenly Ross starts screaming and comes falling down the stairs landing just in front of Rachel.)
Rachel: EHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! My God!!!!!!!!!!! Oh my God!!!!!!! (She runs over to him and finds that it was a dummy31 and that she had been had.)
[Scene: Central Perk, Chandler and Monica are entering. Phoebe and Joey are sitting on the couch.]
Joey: Hey!
Monica: Hey-hey.
Joey: So are guys doing okay?
Chandler: Yeah, we talked and Monica made me see that I over reacted a little bit and some things in life are more important.
Monica: Yeah baby! (Phoebe and Joey nod.)
Phoebe: I抦 really glad you guys are okay but, I just keep thinking what would happen if-if you two (Points to Monica and Joey) actually had hooked up.
[Scene: Monica and Joey抯, Monica is cooking.]
Monica: Honey! Dinner抯 ready!
(Joey, whose new diet is working out great, he looks like he only weighs 375 down from 420 enters from the bedroom.)
Fat Joey: What抯 my little chef got for me tonight?
Monica: Your favorite!
Joey: Ho-ho-ho, (pausing for a rest next to the fridge) fried stuff with cheese!
Monica: Yep! And lot抯 of it!
Fat Joey: Thanks sweetheart. Give me a little sugar here. (They kiss.) Okay.
(Joey sits down.)
Monica: Okay, in we go.
(Monica gets behind him and in combination with his sliding the chair forward and her pushing with her leg manages to get up to the table.)
Fat Joey: Here we go! Here we go! Here we go! (Groans and picks up a piece of food.) How you doin?
Ending Credits
[Scene: Central Perk, Joey is getting Phoebe some coffee.]
Joey: Here you go.
Phoebe: (still reading the label) Oh my God! This is a six-hour pill! (Checks her watch) That抯 it! I抦 out of the woods! Ohh! What a relief!
Joey: Good for you!
Phoebe: Oh, it抯 like a huge weight has been lifted! 慍ause look, (reads the side effects) no hair loss, not a rash, no hives, I抦 just so happy! Because no shortness of breath, no temporary euphoria桹h.
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