万花筒 2008-11-28&11-29 马桶盖的艺术

I’m Barney Smith, I live here now in Alamo Heights, Texas, and I have got a toilet seat art museum, I have got 857 toilet seats in here, I want you to see them, I want you to come and visit.

 

I’ve got all 51 license¹ plates and whenever a person comes in from a different state, they will find that license plate is on their plat. And I’ll take it down, lay it down and they will get to put their name on it and a dot to the city is from where they are there and their state. I have a lot of history here on this thing, I have got the Berlin Wall a pair and a piece of bob were from Auschwike, a rock and a nail from Darkar and I have got all of my trips up to Leningrad, Russia. We were at, on my own goal passion play in 1980 and I have got a lot of our trips. 

 

They are all fabrics² but I have got one especially and it’s hanging up over here with a bunch of blur³ communion cups on them, and, my granddaughter printed out the poem that was said by a little 12-year-old boy in the fifth grade and I, let's have got a artist pallet and I have got that poem and they offered tubes and brushes and they paint around it. I was that little poor 12-year-old boy in the fifth grade. That was a long time ago. If my teachers could just hear me now.

 

1 license   

n.执照，许可证，特许；v.许可，特许

参考例句：

• The foreign guest has a license on the person.这个外国客人随身携带执照。
• The driver was arrested for having false license plates on his car.司机由于使用假车牌而被捕。

2 fabrics   

织物( fabric的名词复数 )； 布； 构造； （建筑物的）结构（如墙、地面、屋顶）：质地

参考例句：

• cotton fabrics and synthetics 棉织物与合成织物
• The fabrics are merchandised through a network of dealers. 通过经销网点销售纺织品。

3 blur   

n.模糊不清的事物；vt.使模糊，使看不清楚

参考例句：

• The houses appeared as a blur in the mist.房子在薄雾中隐隐约约看不清。
• If you move your eyes and your head,the picture will blur.如果你的眼睛或头动了，图像就会变得模糊不清。