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新思路单项技能教材 口语(PETS)三级 13-18_new

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Thirteen  Pretty But Stuped
[00:05.09]A lady buys a coach ticket on a plane bound for New Orleans
[00:11.15]and proceeds to sit down in first class.
[00:16.12]A stewardess1 asks her to move back to coach,
[00:22.00]but the woman looks at the stewardess and just says,
[00:27.25]"I'm beautiful,and I'm riding in first class to New Orleans."
[00:34.22]Not sure just what to do,the stewardess tells the pilot about the matter.
[00:40.99]"Not to worry,"says the pilot,
[00:45.35]who gets up and walks to first class where the lady is seated.
[00:51.51]The pilot leans over and whispers in the lady's ear,
[00:57.57]upon which she stands up,collects her carry-ons,
[01:03.74]and goes and sits down in her coach section seat.
[01:08.57]Bewildered,the stewardess asks the pilot,
[01:14.32]"What did you say to her?"The pilot turns and says,
[01:20.80]"Oh,I just told her first class was not flying to New Orleans."
[01:27.75]Fourteen It's My Dinner
[01:33.31]One day,I went to the supermarket to buy some groceries and stopped on the way home
[01:40.28]at an art gallery where they were holding a pop-art exhibit.
[01:46.53]Unfortunately,the carton of groceries got heavy,and I left it on the floor.
[01:54.10]Then,being so moved by what I saw,I left the gallery and went home.
[02:02.25]"Where are the groceries?"My wife demanded.
[02:06.72]"Oh,my gosh,"I cried."I left them at the art show."
[02:12.28]I rushed back to the gallery,but I was too late.
[02:17.85]The groceries had been awarded first prize in the show.
[02:23.80]"We're been looking all over for you,"the owner said.
[02:29.66]"Why didn't you sign your work of art?""It's not art.It's my dinner."
[02:36.42]The gallery roared with appreciative2 laughter.
[02:42.06]"He's not only a great sculptor,but he has humor as well,"a judge said.
[02:48.91]"You can see that in his work,"another judge added.
[02:53.77]"Notice how the bottle of catsup is leaning against the can of pork and beans."
[03:00.53]"It's pure genius,"a lady said to her escort.
[03:05.57]"Notice the way the can of peaches is lying on its side.
[03:11.14]Even Warhol wouldn't have gone that far."
[03:16.18]Fifteen  Why Me,Officer?
[03:22.95]A man was speeding down the highway,
[03:28.88]feeling secure among other cars all traveling at the same speed.
[03:35.82]However,as they passed a speed trap,
[03:40.97]he got nailed with an infrared3 speed detector4 and was pulled over.
[03:48.41]The officer handed him a ticket,received his signature
[03:55.36]and was about to walk away when the man asked,
[04:00.22]"Officer,I know I was speeding,but I don't think it's fair.
[04:07.20]There were plenty of other cars around me going just as fast,
[04:14.04]so why did I get the ticket?"
[04:18.48]"Did you ever go fishing?"the policeman suddenly asked the man.
[04:25.61]"Ummm,yeah...so,"the startled man replied.
[04:33.55]The officer grinned and added,"Did you ever catch ALL the fish?"
[04:40.40]Sixteen   Two Drunks
[04:44.94]Jack5 and Frank were roommates in college.
[04:49.41]One night,they came back from the bar around the corner,and both of them were drunk.
[04:56.25]As they wobbled down the hall,Jack fumbled6 in his pocket for the room key.
[05:03.91]After he managed to unlock the door,
[05:08.35]both of them stumbed into the room and polpped down on the bed near the door.
[05:14.41]Jack took out his flashlight from under te pillow
[05:19.27]and shone the beam through the window and up toward the sky.
[05:24.55]"Climb that light beam,Frank,"Jack said."and reach the clouds."
[05:31.99]"Not a chance."said Frank."Why not?"Jack was Puzzled.
[05:38.83]"Because I wouldn't climb more than then feet up beam
[05:44.40]before you would turn off the flashingt."
[05:48.45]Seventeen  Two Drivers
[05:55.11]A guy driving a Toyota pulled up at a stoplight next to a BMW.
[06:03.96]The driver of the Toyota rolled down his window and shouted to the driver of the BMW,
[06:12.92]"Hey,buddy,that's a nice car.You got a phone in your BMW?I've got one in my Toyota!"
[06:22.77]The driver of the BMW looked over and said simply,"Yes,I have a phone."
[06:31.24]The driver of the Toyota said,"Gool!Hey,you got a fridge in there too?"
[06:40.09]I've got a fridge in the back seat of my Toyota!"
[06:44.85]The driver of the BMW,looking annoyed,said,"Yes,I have a refrigerator."
[06:53.20]The driver of teh Toyota said,"That's great,man!Hey,you got a TV in there,too?
[07:02.14]You know,I got a TV in the back seat of my Toyota!"
[07:07.28]The driver of the BMW,looking very annoyed by now,said,
[07:14.23]"Of course I have a television.A BMW is the finest luxury car in the world!"
[07:23.06]The driver of the Toyota said,"Very cool car!
[07:29.83]Hey,you got a bed in there,too?I got a bed in the back of my Toyota!"
[07:37.30]Upset that he did not have a bed,the driver of the BMW sped away,
[07:45.95]and went straight to the dealer7,
[07:49.92]where he promptly8 ordered that a bed be installed in the back of the car.
[07:55.98]The next morning,the driver of the BMW picked up the car,
[08:02.74]and the bed looked superb,complete with silk sheets and brass9 trim.
[08:11.21]It was clearly a bed fit for a BMW.
[08:16.85]So the driver of the BMW began searching for the Toyota,and he drove all day.
[08:25.31]Finally,late at night,he found the Toyota parked,
[08:31.87]with all the windows fogged up from the inside.
[08:37.33]The driver of the BMW got out and knocked on the Toyota.
[08:44.41]When there wasn't any answer,he knocked and knoced,
[08:51.17]and eventually the owner stuck his head out,soaking wet.
[08:57.34]"I now have a bed in the back of my BMW,"he stated arrogantly10.
[09:04.44]The driver of the Toyota looked at him and said,
[09:09.90]"You got me out of the shower to tell me THIS!"
[09:15.05]Eighteen  Mice Bragging11
[09:21.42]Three mice are sitting in a bar in a pretty rough neighborhood late at night
[09:28.97]trying to impress one another about how tough they are.
[09:33.94]The first mouse pounds his glass of Scotch12 to the bar,
[09:40.28]turns to the second mouse,and says,"When I see a mousetrap,
[09:46.84]I get on it,lie on my back,and set it off with my foot.
[09:52.72]When the bar comes down,I catch it in my teeth."
[09:58.78]The second mouse orders up two glasses of brandy.
[10:05.02]He grabs one in each paw and pounds the glasses to the bar.
[10:10.90]He turns to the other mice and replies,
[10:15.63]"Yeah,well when I see rat poison,I collect as much as I can and take it home.
[10:23.96]In the morning,I grind it up into a powder
[10:28.82]and put it in my coffee so I get a good buzz going for the rest of the day."
[10:34.98]The first mouse and the second mouse then turn to the third mouse.
[10:42.93]The third mouse lets out a long sigh and says to the first two,
[10:49.69]I don't have time for this bullshit.I gotta go home and feed the cat."


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1 stewardess BUkzw     
n.空中小姐,女乘务员
参考例句:
  • Please show your ticket to the stewardess when you board the plane.登机时请向空中小姐出示机票。
  • The stewardess hurried the passengers onto the plane.空中小姐催乘客赶快登机。
2 appreciative 9vDzr     
adj.有鉴赏力的,有眼力的;感激的
参考例句:
  • She was deeply appreciative of your help.她对你的帮助深表感激。
  • We are very appreciative of their support in this respect.我们十分感谢他们在这方面的支持。
3 infrared dx0yp     
adj./n.红外线(的)
参考例句:
  • Infrared is widely used in industry and medical science.红外线广泛应用于工业和医学科学。
  • Infrared radiation has wavelengths longer than those of visible light.红外辐射的波长比可见光的波长长。
4 detector svnxk     
n.发觉者,探测器
参考例句:
  • The detector is housed in a streamlined cylindrical container.探测器安装在流线型圆柱形容器内。
  • Please walk through the metal detector.请走过金属检测器。
5 jack 53Hxp     
n.插座,千斤顶,男人;v.抬起,提醒,扛举;n.(Jake)杰克
参考例句:
  • I am looking for the headphone jack.我正在找寻头戴式耳机插孔。
  • He lifted the car with a jack to change the flat tyre.他用千斤顶把车顶起来换下瘪轮胎。
6 fumbled 78441379bedbe3ea49c53fb90c34475f     
(笨拙地)摸索或处理(某事物)( fumble的过去式和过去分词 ); 乱摸,笨拙地弄; 使落下
参考例句:
  • She fumbled in her pocket for a handkerchief. 她在她口袋里胡乱摸找手帕。
  • He fumbled about in his pockets for the ticket. 他(瞎)摸着衣兜找票。
7 dealer GyNxT     
n.商人,贩子
参考例句:
  • The dealer spent hours bargaining for the painting.那个商人为购买那幅画花了几个小时讨价还价。
  • The dealer reduced the price for cash down.这家商店对付现金的人减价优惠。
8 promptly LRMxm     
adv.及时地,敏捷地
参考例句:
  • He paid the money back promptly.他立即还了钱。
  • She promptly seized the opportunity his absence gave her.她立即抓住了因他不在场给她创造的机会。
9 brass DWbzI     
n.黄铜;黄铜器,铜管乐器
参考例句:
  • Many of the workers play in the factory's brass band.许多工人都在工厂铜管乐队中演奏。
  • Brass is formed by the fusion of copper and zinc.黄铜是通过铜和锌的熔合而成的。
10 arrogantly bykztA     
adv.傲慢地
参考例句:
  • The consular porter strode arrogantly ahead with his light swinging. 领事馆的门房提着摇来晃去的灯,在前面大摇大摆地走着。
  • It made his great nose protrude more arrogantly. 这就使得他的大鼻子更加傲慢地翘起来。
11 bragging 4a422247fd139463c12f66057bbcffdf     
v.自夸,吹嘘( brag的现在分词 );大话
参考例句:
  • He's always bragging about his prowess as a cricketer. 他总是吹嘘自己板球水平高超。 来自辞典例句
  • Now you're bragging, darling. You know you don't need to brag. 这就是夸口,亲爱的。你明知道你不必吹。 来自辞典例句
12 scotch ZZ3x8     
n.伤口,刻痕;苏格兰威士忌酒;v.粉碎,消灭,阻止;adj.苏格兰(人)的
参考例句:
  • Facts will eventually scotch these rumours.这种谣言在事实面前将不攻自破。
  • Italy was full of fine views and virtually empty of Scotch whiskey.意大利多的是美景,真正缺的是苏格兰威士忌。
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