【电影预告片填空】泰迪熊2

Happily ever after only exist in fairy tales. 

Yet, a talking teddy bear is about to marry his girlfriend.

I now pronounce you teddy bear and wife.

You may kiss the bear.

Proving that Americans ________1________.

So I got some big news.

Tami-Lynn and I are gonna have a baby.

- That's awesome²! Wait, how do you guys... - We need a sperm³ donor⁴.

- What is that? What are you doing? - I'm getting ready to it.

What do you mean, "you're getting ready"? What are you doing with your hand?

I'm doing this for you so when I get in I can just bust⁵ it out.

What do you think, you're at a Red Lobster⁶?

- Hey, Johnny you did it! - Right there, buddy⁷!

- Catch! - What's the... Dude, that's somebody's kid!

Dude, it's in my eyes! _____2______!

Wait, wait, wait. I'm gonna take a picture and post it on Facebook!

What?!

- Hashtag "Grrrr monday". - Help me!

Oh my God, look at this! It says that if we want to have a baby you're gonna have to prove you're a person in a court of law!

- This is a nightmare! - We've got to fight this.

We'll get a lawyer, and we'll sue the government for your civil rights!

I'm Samantha Jackson. You must be Ted¹.

Huh, yeah, Samantha Jackson, what's you middle name?

- Leslie. - Oh my God! You're Sam L. Jackson!

That's great! I mean, it's just like Sam L. Jackson!

Who is that?

You have ever seen any movie ever? He's the black guy.

They denied you the same rights as everybody else just because you're different.

Can you get me my life back?

Ted, do you believe you have a soul?

"What did you think I would do at this moment?"

Objection!

Overruled!

You want to be human in the eyes of the law.

The important thing about being human is making a contribution to society.

Where the hell is my coffee?! You're not building rockets, figure it out!

What a prick⁸! 20 bucks⁹ I can ______3________ into that guy's ass¹⁰ crack.

- Do it! - I'm gonna do it.

- Oh my God! - Who did that?!

Sir, I apologize for my five year old child. Bad boy! You sit there and eat your fish nuggets!

Go! Go! Go!

All right, I'm gonna ask you a few test questions. Are you ready?

Do you consider yourself to be human?

- Objection! Sustained! - No the witness can't object.

- Overruled! Guilty! - Sidebar! Speculation¹¹!

- Hearsay¹²! Briefcase¹³! In my chamber¹⁴! - Bailiff! Disregard!

Stop beavering the witness!

- I rest. - We could totally be lawyers.

1 ted   

vt.翻晒，撒，撒开

参考例句：

• The invaders gut ted the village.侵略者把村中财物洗劫一空。
• She often teds the corn when it's sunny.天好的时候她就翻晒玉米。

2 awesome   

adj.令人惊叹的，难得吓人的，很好的

参考例句：

• The church in Ireland has always exercised an awesome power.爱尔兰的教堂一直掌握着令人敬畏的权力。
• That new white convertible is totally awesome.那辆新的白色折篷汽车简直棒极了.

3 sperm   

n.精子，精液

参考例句：

• Only one sperm fertilises an egg.只有一个精子使卵子受精。
• In human reproduction,one female egg is usually fertilized by one sperm.在人体生殖过程中，一个精子使一个卵子受精。

4 donor   

n.捐献者；赠送人；(组织、器官等的)供体

参考例句：

• In these cases,the recipient usually takes care of the donor afterwards.在这类情况下，接受捐献者以后通常会照顾捐赠者。
• The Doctor transplanted the donor's heart to Mike's chest cavity.医生将捐赠者的心脏移植进麦克的胸腔。

5 bust   

vt.打破；vi.爆裂；n.半身像；胸部

参考例句：

• I dropped my camera on the pavement and bust it. 我把照相机掉在人行道上摔坏了。
• She has worked up a lump of clay into a bust.她把一块黏土精心制作成一个半身像。

6 lobster   

n.龙虾，龙虾肉

参考例句：

• The lobster is a shellfish.龙虾是水生贝壳动物。
• I like lobster but it does not like me.我喜欢吃龙虾，但它不适宜于我的健康。

7 buddy   

n.（美口）密友，伙伴

参考例句：

• Calm down,buddy.What's the trouble?压压气，老兄。有什么麻烦吗？
• Get out of my way,buddy!别挡道了，你这家伙！

8 prick   

v.刺伤，刺痛，刺孔；n.刺伤，刺痛

参考例句：

• He felt a sharp prick when he stepped on an upturned nail.当他踩在一个尖朝上的钉子上时，他感到剧烈的疼痛。
• He burst the balloon with a prick of the pin.他用针一戳，气球就爆了。

9 bucks   

n.雄鹿( buck的名词复数 )；钱；（英国十九世纪初的）花花公子；（用于某些表达方式）责任v.（马等）猛然弓背跃起( buck的第三人称单数 )；抵制；猛然震荡；马等尥起后蹄跳跃

参考例句：

• They cost ten bucks. 这些值十元钱。
• They are hunting for bucks. 他们正在猎雄兔。 来自《简明英汉词典》

10 ass   

n.驴；傻瓜，蠢笨的人

参考例句：

• He is not an ass as they make him.他不象大家猜想的那样笨。
• An ass endures his burden but not more than his burden.驴能负重但不能超过它能力所负担的。

11 speculation   

n.思索，沉思；猜测；投机

参考例句：

• Her mind is occupied with speculation.她的头脑忙于思考。
• There is widespread speculation that he is going to resign.人们普遍推测他要辞职。

12 hearsay   

n.谣传，风闻

参考例句：

• They started to piece the story together from hearsay.他们开始根据传闻把事情的经过一点点拼湊起来。
• You are only supposing this on hearsay.You have no proof.你只是根据传闻想像而已，并没有证据。

13 briefcase   

n.手提箱，公事皮包

参考例句：

• He packed a briefcase with what might be required.他把所有可能需要的东西都装进公文包。
• He requested the old man to look after the briefcase.他请求那位老人照看这个公事包。

14 chamber   

n.房间，寝室；会议厅；议院；会所

参考例句：

• For many,the dentist's surgery remains a torture chamber.对许多人来说，牙医的治疗室一直是间受刑室。
• The chamber was ablaze with light.会议厅里灯火辉煌。