Keys

    One day a husband was chiding¹ (斥责）his beautiful blonde wife about leavingher keys in the ignition （点火处）of her car.
    "If I take them out of the car I lose them," she reasoned.
    "Yes dear, but what if someone steals your car?" the husband countered.
    "Oh that's okay," the wife chirped² （吱喳而鸣, 尖声地说）happily, "I keep a spare key in the glove box!"

1 chiding   

v.责骂，责备( chide的现在分词 )

参考例句：

• She was chiding her son for not being more dutiful to her. 她在责骂她儿子对她不够孝尽。 来自《简明英汉词典》
• She called back her scattered maidens, chiding their alarm. 她把受惊的少女们召唤回来，对她们的惊惶之状加以指责。 来自辞典例句

2 chirped   

鸟叫，虫鸣( chirp的过去式 )

参考例句：

• So chirped fiber gratings have broad reflection bandwidth. 所以chirped光纤光栅具有宽的反射带宽，在反射带宽内具有渐变的群时延等其它类型的光纤光栅所不具备的特点。
• The crickets chirped faster and louder. 蟋蟀叫得更欢了。