英文幽默笑话：我是司机

 I am the Driver 

　　The bus was crowded, and as one more man tried to get on, the passengers wouldn't let him aboard¹. 

　　It's too crowded, they shouted. What do you think you are? 

　　I'm the driver, he said. 

　　我是司机 

　　一辆公共汽车已经相当拥挤，还有一个人想挤进来，乘客不让他上去。 

　　太挤了，他们喊道，你以为你是谁？ 

　　我是司机。他回答说。 

1 aboard   

adv.在船上，在火车上，在飞机上；prep.在…之上

参考例句：

• They were all aboard the ship last night.昨天夜里他们都在船上。
• He checked their names off as they went aboard the plane.在他们登上飞机时，他登记上了他们的姓名。