520表白日：跟谢耳朵学英语撩妹技能

 　　《生活大爆炸》中“谢耳朵”的扮演者吉姆?帕森斯(Jim Parsons)和交往14年的设计师男友托德?史派威克(Todd Spiewak)在纽约的“彩虹屋”结婚啦!

　　而最巧的是，就在上周，《生活大爆炸》第十季最后一集里，谢耳朵也终于向艾米求婚，网友们都觉得这结局很圆满喜大普奔。但没想到几天之后，帕森斯在现实中也已完婚。

　　不过也有网友看到消息后表示很震惊：难道我是最后一个知道谢耳朵有男友的人?!但看谢耳朵在INS上如此公开地秀恩爱，很多谢耳朵粉不相信也得心痛地接受男神即将是别人的人这一事实。

　　#1.I was living like half a man.Then I couldn't love, but now I can. I love the way you soften¹ my life.

　　从前的我灵魂从未完整，从前的我不会爱，现在的我已会爱。我让我的心变得柔软，我爱你。

　　#2.I really did think you looked pretty. So much so that I started to panic.

　　我真心觉得你今天很美，惊艳到让我开始恐慌。

　　#3.There's no denying I have feelings for you that can't be explained in any other way. I briefly² considered that I had a brain paraite.But that seems more farfetched. The only conclusion was love.

　　我对你有不可否认又无法用其他途径解释的好感。我曾以为自己脑子里长了寄生虫，但那个理由更牵强。唯一的结论是，这就是爱。

　　#4.When I look in your eyes and you're looking back in mine, everything feels quite normal, because I feel stronger and weaker at the same time. I feel excited and, at the same time, terrified. The truth is,I don't know what I feel, except I know what kind of man I want to be.

　　当我看着你的眼睛，你也回望着我的眼睛时，一切变得不太一样了。因为我感到自己在这一刻变得既坚强又脆弱，既兴奋又害怕。事实上，我也不知道我到底是怎么想的，除了一点......我清楚的知道自己想成为什么样的一个男人。

　　#5.Amy, there was a song I couldn't get out of my head. Eventually, I realized the song was about you, and like that earworm, I can't get you out of my head. So ,what I'm trying to say is, you're my heartworm.

　　艾米，有首歌在我脑里挥之不去，最后我意识到这都是因为你。就像那段旋律一样，你一直萦绕在我心。我要说的是，你是我心里抹不掉的旋律(心虫)。

　　#6.Yeah, if I'm going to a barren, lifeless environment, where the chances of survival are slim to none, I wish you there with me.

　　如果我要前往一个贫瘠无生命生存几率近乎于零的地方，我希望你在我身旁。

　　#7.All relationships are diffcult. My point is, we're a couple. I like you for who you are. Quirks³ and all.

　　所有感情都不是一帆风顺的。我想说，我们是情侣。我喜欢的是真实的你，怪异什么的我都接受。

　　#8.I blame you. You distract me. I've been distracted me since the moment I met you.

　　这都怪你，你让我分心。从见到你的那一刻你就一直让我分心。

1 soften   

v.(使)变柔软；(使)变柔和

参考例句：

• Plastics will soften when exposed to heat.塑料适当加热就可以软化。
• This special cream will help to soften up our skin.这种特殊的护肤霜有助于使皮肤变得柔软。

2 briefly   

adv.简单地，简短地

参考例句：

• I want to touch briefly on another aspect of the problem.我想简单地谈一下这个问题的另一方面。
• He was kidnapped and briefly detained by a terrorist group.他被一个恐怖组织绑架并短暂拘禁。

3 quirks   

n.奇事，巧合( quirk的名词复数 )；怪癖

参考例句：

• One of his quirks is that he refuses to travel by train. 他的怪癖之一是不愿乘火车旅行。 来自《简明英汉词典》
• All men have their own quirks and twists. 人人都有他们自己的怪癖和奇想。 来自《现代英汉综合大词典》