Two guys were walking through the jungle. All of a sudden, a tiger appears from a distance, running towards them.

One of the guys takes out a pair of Nikes from his bag and starts to put them on. The other guy with a surprised look and exclaims, Do you think you will run faster than the tiger with those?

His friend replies: I don't have to out run it, I just have to run faster than you.

老虎来了

两个男人正在穿过丛林，突然，一只老虎出现在远处，向他们冲来。

当中的一个人从包里拿出一双耐克跑鞋，开始穿上。另一个人惊奇地看着他说，你以为穿上跑鞋就可以跑得过老虎吗？

他的朋友回答道：我不用跑得过它，我只要跑得比你快就行了。

英文笑话