While on a trip, Mom realized that she had forgotten a present for Dad's birthday. "That's okay," he said, "The only thing I want is for you to love, honor and obey."

Mom pondered that idea and then replied, "I'd rather buy you a gift."

旅途中，妈妈想起她忘记给爸爸买一件生日礼物。“没关系，”他说，“我最想要的东西是你的爱、忠贞和温顺。”

妈妈沉思片刻后回答说，“我宁愿给你买一件礼物。”

英语笑话