《生活大爆炸》(The Big Bang Theory)

Our whole universe was in a hot dense¹ state,

宇宙一度又烫又稠密

Then nearly fourteen billion years ago expansion started. Wait...

140亿年前终于爆了炸 等着瞧...

The Earth began to cool,

地球开始降温

The autotrophs began to drool,

自养生物来起哄

Neanderthals developed tools,

穴居人发明工具


We built a wall (we built the pyramids),

我们建长城（我们建金字塔）

Math, science, history, unraveling the mysteries,

数学 自然科学 历史 揭开神秘

That all started with the big bang!

一切由大爆炸开始

"Since the dawn of man" is really not that long,

其实人类历史没有多久

As every galaxy² was formed in less time than it takes to sing this song.

星系形成时间比唱完这支歌还要短

A fraction of a second and the elements were made.

元素在微秒间便形成了

The bipeds stood up straight,

两足动物直立行走

The dinosaurs³ all met their fate,

恐龙都得认命了

They tried to leap but they were late

想要突变 没来得及

And they all died (they froze their asses⁴ off)

就死光光了（pp都冻成了化石）

The oceans and pangea

大洋和泛古陆

See ya, wouldn't wanna be ya

拜拜 才不想学你

Set in motion by the same big bang!

都是爆炸惹的祸

It all started with the big BANG!

一切从大爆炸开始

It's expanding ever outward but one day

宇宙向外膨胀 但有一天

It will cause the stars to go the other way,

星球会反方向运动

Collapsing⁵ ever inward, we won't be here, it wont⁶ be hurt

向内坍塌 反正我们不在了 不会觉得疼

Our best and brightest figure that it'll make an even bigger bang!

我们美好光辉的形象将引发一场更大的爆炸

Australopithecus would really have been sick of us

南方古猿肯定不爽我们

Debating out while here they're catching⁷ deer (we're catching viruses)

在他们捉鹿时唧唧歪歪 （我们现在捉电脑病毒了）

Religion or astronomy, Encarta, Deuteronomy

宗教 天文 e百科 旧约申命记

It all started with the big bang!

一切从大爆炸开始

Music and mythology⁸, Einstein and astrology

音乐 神话 爱因斯坦 占星术

It all started with the big bang!

一切从大爆炸开始

It all started with the big BANG!

一切从大爆炸开始

1 dense   

a.密集的，稠密的，浓密的；密度大的

参考例句：

• The general ambushed his troops in the dense woods. 将军把部队埋伏在浓密的树林里。
• The path was completely covered by the dense foliage. 小路被树叶厚厚地盖了一层。

2 galaxy   

n.星系；银河系；一群(杰出或著名的人物)

参考例句：

• The earth is one of the planets in the Galaxy.地球是银河系中的星球之一。
• The company has a galaxy of talent.该公司拥有一批优秀的人才。

3 dinosaurs   

n.恐龙( dinosaur的名词复数 )；守旧落伍的人，过时落后的东西

参考例句：

• The brontosaurus was one of the largest of all dinosaurs. 雷龙是所有恐龙中最大的一种。 来自《简明英汉词典》
• Dinosaurs have been extinct for millions of years. 恐龙绝种已有几百万年了。 来自《简明英汉词典》

4 asses   

n. 驴，愚蠢的人，臀部 adv. (常用作后置)用于贬损或骂人

参考例句：

• Sometimes I got to kick asses to make this place run right. 有时我为了把这个地方搞得像个样子，也不得不踢踢别人的屁股。 来自教父部分
• Those were wild asses maybe, or zebras flying around in herds. 那些也许是野驴或斑马在成群地奔跑。

5 collapsing   

压扁[平]，毁坏，断裂

参考例句：

• Rescuers used props to stop the roof of the tunnel collapsing. 救援人员用支柱防止隧道顶塌陷。
• The rocks were folded by collapsing into the center of the trough. 岩石由于坍陷进入凹槽的中心而发生褶皱。

6 wont   

adj.习惯于；v.习惯；n.习惯

参考例句：

• He was wont to say that children are lazy.他常常说小孩子们懒惰。
• It is his wont to get up early.早起是他的习惯。

7 catching   

adj.易传染的，有魅力的，迷人的，接住

参考例句：

• There are those who think eczema is catching.有人就是认为湿疹会传染。
• Enthusiasm is very catching.热情非常富有感染力。

8 mythology   

n.神话，神话学，神话集

参考例句：

• In Greek mythology,Zeus was the ruler of Gods and men.在希腊神话中，宙斯是众神和人类的统治者。
• He is the hero of Greek mythology.他是希腊民间传说中的英雄。