Ben: See you later dad, I'm going to the movies with Kenny. Jason: Ben what did I tell you to do the last time you and I had a serious talk Ben: Hmm wait till I'm married. Jason: No!! Rake the leaves. Ben: Oh come on dad, Handy man Bob is guaranteed...
Carol: I can tell without seeing them, the new neighbors are stuck up and pretentious. Maggie: Carol, you can't judge them by their car, lots of people have BMW's. Carol: With a bumper sticker that says 'you couldn't afford my other car either'. Magg...
Luke: Ok, now hold this down and be careful, it those to wires touch you can get a nasty shock. Mike: Ben. Ben: Yow. Mike: Hold this down for me. Ben: Sure, aww. Luke: Got it yeah. Mike: Alright, alright, look at that this one cable, three sets diffe...
Nurse: Luke Power, the doctor will see you now. Luke: She looks sick, take her. Jason: Give us just a second. There is no reason to be scared. Luke: Oh yeah the last time I saw a doctor you went poking around like a Turkish drug enforcement officer w...
Nurse: For 2 months he's been lying here in a coma helpless. What are his chances doctor? Doctor: Not good. Nurse: We're still trying to locate his family. Doctor: Seeing him like this it just makes me realize I love you Deanndra. Director: And cut!!...
Tiffany: Tiffany Ching here at the Sufa county court house where the trial of Oliver Martin continues today. Martin the noted Jockey was sworn in then testified that he indeed throw the briskee handy ca, but only because his horse Bone Weary told him...
Mike: Ah Mr. Brower. Luke: Sorry I'm late Mr. Seaver Mike: That's the third time in a row Luke, maybe I should call 555-Deli and leave a wake up call? Luke: Don't worry I only sleep in class Mike: Hello, So ho Pete's? This is Francis X. Tedesco and I...
Jason: Freeze!!! Maggie: Jason, what are you doing? Jason: Me!?? Maggie what are you doing up!? It's 5:30 in the morning, I thought I heard a burglar. Maggie: So you grabbed a coat rack??? What were you going to do? Take his rack? Jason: If it came t...
Maggie: Hi honey. Jason: Oh you're backhave you seen my credit cards? Maggie: Oh yesDid you know that you could double a spending limit with just one call? Jason: You're kidding! You didn't. Maggie: Relax; we only shopped at the back to school sales....
