打工姐妹花第一季 第187期:家用式桑拿

 　　This is so cool. I'm hot like I'm at the beach, but I'm not stepping in any used condoms.

　　这也太酷了。就像置身在海滩上一样热，又不用担心踩到用过的保险套

　　Yeah, these are great. My friend Candice Travelstead used one to make weight for prom.

　　是啊，这是挺不错的。我以前有个朋友坎迪丝，靠这个为毕业舞会瘦身

　　Are you done with that? Yeah, switch?

　　你看完了吗？看完了，交换吧

　　On spring break, I always loved spending the day at the beach.

　　以前春假，我很喜欢在海滩上赖一整天

　　Just the chilling and the girl talk.

　　沐浴着春风，跟闺蜜聊天

　　Yeah. Tell me again, about the sound the anal gland¹ made when you squeezed it.

　　那你再跟我形容一下刚才挤肛门腺时发出的声响吧

　　Please, stop. I already told you twice. And now, Wynonna Judd won't even look at me.

　　求你别问了。我都说过两次了。维诺娜·贾德现在都不愿意看我一眼了

　　Well, not without her lawyer in the room. I'm hungry. What do you eat on vacation?

　　她律师不在场，哪敢靠近你啊。我饿了，你假期都吃什么的啊

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　　Anything we want. Let's see.

　　爱吃什么吃什么。来看看吧

　　I bet their refrigerator is stocked with all kinds of pates² and cheeses and those parm crisp things.

　　他们的冰箱应该装满了各种意大利面，起司和起司脆饼之类的吧

　　By the way, nice suit. You look like someone should be pouring a 40 on you in a rap video.

　　泳衣挺好看的啊。你看起来像饶舌MV里全身被人淋满酒的浪妹子

　　Thanks. There's nothing. I mean, come on, what kind of gays are they?

　　多谢夸奖。里面没吃的。不是吧，他俩当基怎么当的这么失败

　　All anal gland and no cheese.

　　只有肛腺，其余免谈

1 gland   

n.腺体，(机)密封压盖，填料盖

参考例句：

• This is a snake's poison gland.这就是蛇的毒腺。
• Her mother has an underactive adrenal gland.她的母亲肾上腺机能不全。

2 pates   

n.头顶，（尤指）秃顶，光顶( pate的名词复数 )

参考例句：

• Fat paunches have lean pates. 大腹便便，头脑空空。 来自《简明英汉词典》
• Whether the therapy works on human pates remains to be seen. 这种疗法是否对人的头部有效，尚待进一步观察。 来自互联网