打工姐妹花第一季 第255期:骑马遇警官

 　　You two look like two princesses in a fairy tale. 你们俩就像童话里的两位公主

　　Are you feeling safe? 你怕不怕

　　I couldn't feel any safer if we were riding a rubber into town. 如果我们骑的是塑胶小马，我就不怕

　　Here we go. Bye, guys. Bye. Go, Chestnut¹! 那我们走啦，再见，各位。再见，走吧，栗宝。

　　Oh, check it out. You see what I see? 快看，你也看见了吧

　　Hello, officers. We're on way to the ball down the street, 你好，警官大人。我们在去舞会的路上

　　and we were wondering if we could please leave our horse with your horses? 我们想问能不能请你们帮我看一下马

　　And I can save you the time on the breathalyzer test; 你们也不必浪费时间做酒精浓度测试

　　No, we are not drunk² or on some bachelorette party scavenger³ hunt. 我们没喝醉，也没在玩未婚女子派对的寻宝游戏。

　　Our car broke down in Brooklyn, so we rode over the Brooklyn bridge and up. 我们的车在布鲁克林坏了，我们是从布鲁克林大桥骑过来的。

　　You rode a horse across the Brooklyn bridge? That's badass. 你骑着马在布鲁克林大桥上跑啊。真是酷毙了

　　Yes... And illegal. 没错，同时也违法了

　　In that case, we took the tunnel. 其实我们走的是隧道

　　Well, I think we can help you two ladies. 没问题，我们可以帮忙

　　Not gonna happen, Dave. We're on duty. 不可能，戴夫，我们在值班呢

　　Officers, we're already a little late. 警官大人，我们已经迟到了

　　And with all due respect, we don't have time to play good cop⁴, bad cop. 恕我直言，我们真没时间玩好警察坏警察的游戏

　　Or in your cases, hot cop, hot cop. 不过你们俩是，帅警察超帅警察

　　Well, I think we can help you ladies. Let's get you down off of there. 没问题，我们可以帮忙。先扶你们俩下来吧。

　　I got the one in the low-cut. 裙子低胸那个我来扶

　　Thanks officer hot and officer hotter. 谢谢帅警官和超帅警官

　　You know I'm officer hotter, right? 你知道超帅警官说的是我吧

　　Oh, come on, man. Have you seen me in my sunglasses? No contest. 拜托，你见过哥戴墨镜的帅样吗？赢你几条街。

1 chestnut   

n.栗树，栗子

参考例句：

• We have a chestnut tree in the bottom of our garden.我们的花园尽头有一棵栗树。
• In summer we had tea outdoors,under the chestnut tree.夏天我们在室外栗树下喝茶。

2 drunk   

adj.醉酒的；(喻)陶醉的；n.酗酒者，醉汉

参考例句：

• People who drives when they are drunk should be heavily penalised.醉酒驾车的人应受重罚。
• She found him drunk when she came home at night.她晚上回家时，经常发现他醉醺醺的。

3 scavenger   

n.以腐尸为食的动物，清扫工

参考例句：

• He's just fit for a job as scavenger.他只配当个清道夫。
• He is not a scavenger nor just a moving appetite as some sharks are.它不是食腐动物，也不像有些鲨鱼那样，只知道游来游去满足食欲。

4 cop   

n.警察；vt.抓住

参考例句：

• The cop told him to button his lip.警察叫他闭嘴。
• The robber was overpowered by the cop.抢劫犯被警察制伏。