打工姐妹花第一季 第213期:苏菲来吃蛋糕

 　　Organized, clean, perfect. Look. Just look at it. Look at it, Max. It won't bite.

　　有序，干净，完美，快看。快看呀。快看嘛，麦克斯，它不会咬人

　　Who are you, my mother's third boyfriend?

　　我妈的第三任男友才说这话

　　And truthfully, before I saw that check, I wasn't even going to file.

　　坦白说，在我看见那张支票之前，我没想过要报税

　　But now that our business is getting real, maybe I should start getting real about my finances¹.

　　但现在生意越来越像一回事，我才打算把我的财政状况当一回事

　　I mean, when we are two billionaire bitches,

　　等咱俩真的成了亿万富婊子

　　I don't want the government to swoop² in and Wesley snipe us for back taxes.

　　我可不想政府半路杀出来，然后韦斯利为了税务而狙击咱俩

　　Okay, great. We'll do it tomorrow. And I promise, no more purse slams starting now.

　　好吧，那明天帮你。我保证，从现在开始我再也不批评你包包了

　　Who is that?

　　谁呀

　　CNN. They found a 34th Chilean miner in your purse.

　　新闻台，他们在你包包发现第34名智利矿工

　　Okay, okay! Starting now. Who is it?

　　好啦，好啦，从现在正式开始。谁呀

　　Kim Kardashian. No. I'm not Kim Kardashian. No, I work for a living.

　　金·卡戴珊。不，我不是金·卡戴珊啦。老娘不靠作秀圈钱

　　Hey, Sophie, you come down for your cupcake nightcap?

　　苏菲，你是下来吃睡前小蛋糕的吗

　　Yeah, thank you, Max. But tonight I'm going to take two.

　　对，谢啦，麦克斯。不过今晚我要吃两个

　　'Cause I'm getting ready to date and I wanna get back to my fighting weight.

　　因为我得为约会做准备，我得回到我的"战斗体重"

　　Sophie, what do you mean you're getting ready to date again?

　　苏菲，你说准备跟人约会是什么意思

　　Oh, well, there's some really cute new guys down at the Polish club.

　　在波兰酒吧那，有几个真心不错的新帅哥

　　And... oh, my gosh, one in particular is like a cross between Vin Diesel³ and Viggo Mortensen.

　　而且，老天，还有一个长得特别像范·迪塞尔和维戈·莫特森的混合版

　　Yeah, so rich and handsome you almost don't notice the wheelchair.

　　没错，又富又帅，让人都快忘了他还坐着轮椅

　　Hard to resist a man in New York who's got his own ride.

　　在纽约有"车"的男人实在难以抗拒啊

　　I'm sorry, I don't mean to pry⁴. Oh, then don't.

　　抱歉，我不是故意要打听。那就闭嘴

1 finances   

n.(pl.)财源，资产

参考例句：

• I need a professional to sort out my finances. 我需要专业人士为我管理财务。
• The company's finances are looking a bIt'shaky. 这个公司的财政情况看来有点不稳定。

2 swoop   

n.俯冲，攫取；v.抓取，突然袭击

参考例句：

• The plane made a swoop over the city.那架飞机突然向这座城市猛降下来。
• We decided to swoop down upon the enemy there.我们决定突袭驻在那里的敌人。

3 diesel   

n.柴油发动机，内燃机

参考例句：

• We experimented with diesel engines to drive the pumps.我们试着用柴油机来带动水泵。
• My tractor operates on diesel oil.我的那台拖拉机用柴油开动。

4 pry   

vi.窥(刺)探，打听；vt.撬动(开，起)

参考例句：

• He's always ready to pry into other people's business.他总爱探听别人的事。
• We use an iron bar to pry open the box.我们用铁棍撬开箱子。