Chandler: So how does it feel knowing you're about to die? Joey: Warden, in five minutes my pain will be over. But you'll have to live with the knowledge that you sent an honest man to die. Chandler: Hey, that was really good! Joey: Yeah! Let's keep...
文本： I've been listening in on Cashandra and her girlfriends' conversations, and I don't think she knows anything happened between you two. I also learned she's a dancer. Her lip gloss is from Kiehl's, and she's school chums with Adele. Not the...
M: Stay out of my room. A: You took things from Emily. You broke into Spencer's house. You stole from a blind girl! M: No, I didn't. A: This is from Jenna Marshall's. She makes these. M: I don't care what she makes, I didn't break into that house....
Gloria: Jay's very spontaneous. He's always surprising me with little presents, fun getaways. Jay: I wasn't the greatest husband the first time around, But I'm trying to do better this time. And maybe by my third marriage, I'll have it down pat. Yeah...
Elena: I'm sorry.I take it all back. You're completely right with Damon. Stefan: What did he do? Elena: There are bruises all over Caroline's body. Bite marks, and he has her all confused and messed up in the head....
D:Oh! oh, sorry, man. I'm sorry. Oh! oh, god. I'm -- I'm so sorry. Let me get those for you. A:Oh, thanks. Amanda. I just transferred in. D:I'm Dan. I - I just assaulted you. Welcome. S:I just hid there. How pathetic is that? No, don't answer that. B...
Phoebe: It's not mine, I didn't earn it, if I kept it, it would be like stealing Rachel: Yeah, but if you spent it, it would be like shopping! Phoebe: Okay. Okay, let's say I bought a really great pair of shoes. Do you know what I'd hear, with every...
-Thanksgiving is almost here, and as soon as people realize how much money they have to spend on holiday gifts, their wallets snap tighter than Kim Kardashian's legs after the wedding check cleared. -I've always loved this time of year spiced pumpkin...
文本： E: How can I have an ulcer? I thought I just pulled a muscle. C:They're caused by stress, hon. All right, and let's face it. You leaving home, your ma moving. Well, you've had your fair share. E: What am I supposed to do now? When can I swi...
文本： Cameron: There are so many things you do that I can't. You... you baby-proofed the entire house. You took care of all the adoption paperwork. Without you, we wouldn't even have a baby to injure. Mitchell:Just a couple of forms. Actually, th...
文本： Elena: You don't look surprised. Stefan: Um... I'm handling it. Elena: Handling it? Stefan, you should be having him arrested. Stefan: Elena, please. I... I don't expect you to understand. Elena: I don't understand anything, Stefan. So why...
D:So is this your great peace plan? You invite me out so you can rub lacrosse guy in my face? S:I didn't plan this. D:Yeah. uh-huh. I'm sure. S:What? I thought it was okay that we date other people. D:Well, you -- you certainly picked a winner. S:Wel...
All: Oh, hey, don't do that! Cut it out! Rachel: It's worse than the thumb! Chandler: Hey, this is so unfair! Monica: Oh, why is it unfair? Chandler: So I have a flaw! Big deal! Like Joey's constant knuckle-cracking isn't annoying? And Ross, with his...
文本： All right, so, what's the plan? What are we gonna do if it does snow? You're so white I'm worried we're gonna lose you. I love the snow. Opening my balcony doors and watching it fall like fresh white linen. And then running across the stre...
文本： A: I'm Ashley. E: This is Hanna's mom. This is Samara. A: Nice to meet you, Samara. S: Nice to meet you. E: Do you want to go inside? S: Actually, I can't stay long. I have to run to a Campus Pride meeting, but I wanted to tell you that Qui...
