Did you guys see that adorable dog? The one leaking rabies all over the table while people are trying to eat? she said he's allowed to be in here. He's her registered emotional companion. Her registered full-of-crap what? He's got one of those offic...
文本： S: God, it's so weird seeing Ali with dark hair. I can't even look at that anymore. E: Sorry, guys, I gotta go. I'm meeting up with Maya, but I'll see you tomorrow. S: Bye, Em. A: Bye. S: Wait, do you have to go, too? I was hoping that you...
Cameron: Oh This place brings back so many memories. Sal: Woo my god!Get in here! Big bear! And my baby cub! Oh, my God! You guys! Mitchell: Look at you! Sal: You guys notice anything different? Mitchell: Your hair's longer, right? Sal: No. Cameron:...
Elena: What are you? Stefan: I'm a vampire. Elena: I shouldnt have come. Stefan: No. Please. Elena: No, No. Elena: How did you do that? Stefan: Please dont be afraid of me. Elena: Let me go. Stefan: Elena, there's things that you have(get) to know a...
B: What are you doing? J: My dad and I got in a fight. I was crashing at Eric's, and he finally chased me down. B: You're lucky. You have a family who fights for you. Mine doesn't even care if I'm there. J: Your mom loves you in her own way, Blair. B...
Chandler: Huh. Did, uh... any of the rest of you guys think that when you first met me? Monica: I did. Phoebe: Yeah, I think so, yeah. Joey: Not me. Ross: Nono, me neither. Although, uh, y'know, back in college, Susan Sallidor did. Chandler: You're k...
Max, do you have any gum? My breath tastes like someone else's breath. You're asking me if I have any gum? That's like asking New Jersey if it has any sluts. Great. There were onions in my street meat. Listen to me, onions in my street meat. Last ye...
Max, do you have any gum? My breath tastes like someone else's breath. You're asking me if I have any gum? That's like asking New Jersey if it has any sluts. Great. There were onions in my street meat. Listen to me, onions in my street meat. Last yea...
文本： H: Come in. A: Doing your homework? H: Yeah. What's up? A: I was just reading some material on this truth up day. Figure if I'm going to supervise, I... H: You really don't have to go. I mean, it sounds pathetic. A: No, I want to go. I need...
Claire: Phil loves Spandau Ballet. That song True was playing in the car the first time we kissed. It's our song. So I did some research, found out that the lead guitarist lives like 40 miles from here. He was in the phone book. How 80s' is that?...
Stefan: I would never hurt you. You're safe with me. Elena: All those animal attacks, those people who died... Stefan: No. That was Damon. Elena: Damon? Stefan: Yes. I don't drink human blood. That's not how I choose to survive, but Damon does. I'll...
L:Tell me something, Rufus. R:What? L:Something you shouldn't. R:I never wanted to weigh in about your relationship with Bart. I was..afriad of what I might say. L:Which was? R:I let you go on your wedding day because... I was afriad I couldnt give y...
Ross: (holding a dress out from inside the closet) This one? Aunt Lillian: No. Ross: I have shown you every dress we have. Unless you want your mother to spend eternity in a lemon yellow pant-suit,go with the burgundy. Aunt Lillian: You know, whateve...
Before I forget,I printed up more of our cupcake business cards. So we can hand them out tomorrow at the Williamsburg crafts fair. Ooh, can't wait. Me and you handing out free cupcakes... ...stuck in between hipsters selling crocheted iPad sleeves......
文本： A: Holden, I told you. I can't cover for you unless I know what it is that you're doing and why it involves these baggies filled with-- H: I do Tang Soo Do. A: What? H: It's a martial art. It's Korean. I compete, and my parents don't like...
