英语笑话听力+文本：谁觉得自己很愚蠢?

[00:13.68]Substitute Teacher
[00:15.92]代课教师
[00:19.13]A substitute teacher
[00:20.73]was trying to make use
[00:22.68]of her psychology¹ background.
[00:25.29]She began her class by saying,
[00:28.78]"Everyone who thinks you're stupid,
[00:32.38]please stand up."
[00:34.92]Right away, Little Johnny stood up.
[00:38.34]The teacher said,
[00:40.23]"Why do you think you're stupid, Little Johnny?"
[00:44.51]"I don't, ma'am,
[00:46.18]but I hate to see you standing² there all by yourself!"
[00:52.69]中文大意
[01:21.96]语言点
[01:23.75]substitute 代替的
[01:29.86]substitute teacher 代课教师
[01:34.47]make use of 利用
[01:37.81]We will make good use of our time.
[01:44.42]psychology 心理学
[01:50.97]right away 立刻，马上
[01:54.96]right off
[01:56.33]immediately
[01:59.68]ma'am
[02:01.90]madam
[02:04.27]I hate to see you standing there all by yourself.
[02:08.51]all by yourself
[02:15.29]yourself
[02:19.02]alone

1 psychology   

n.心理，心理学，心理状态

参考例句：

• She has a background in child psychology.她受过儿童心理学的教育。
• He studied philosophy and psychology at Cambridge.他在剑桥大学学习哲学和心理学。

2 standing   

n.持续，地位；adj.永久的，不动的，直立的，不流动的

参考例句：

• After the earthquake only a few houses were left standing.地震过后只有几幢房屋还立着。
• They're standing out against any change in the law.他们坚决反对对法律做任何修改。