-
英语笑话听力+文本：Catholic Priests 天主教神父
HowmanyCatholicpriestsarerequiredtoscrewalightbulbintoitssocket? Two.Onetodothescrewing,andonetoheartheconfession. Notes: 1.HowmanyCatholicpriestsarerequiredtoscrewalightbulbintoitssocket? 把电灯泡转入灯座需要几个天主教神职人员？ 美
-
英语笑话听力+文本：Ivy League Graduates 常春藤毕业生
HowmanyIvyLeaguegraduatesdoesittaketoscrewinalightbulb? Onlyone.Heorshegrabsthebulbandwaitsfortheworldtorevolvearoundhimorher. Notes: 1.HowmanyIvyLeaguegraduatesdoesittaketoscrewinalightbulb? 换灯泡需要几个常春藤联盟的毕业生？ 常春藤
-
英语笑话听力+文本：Drive-by Shooting 飞车射击
You'llneverguesswhatmakesaclip-clop ， clip-clop ， bang,bang,clip-clop,clip-clop,clip-clopnoise. AnAmishdrive-byshooting. Notes: 1.You'llneverguesswhatmakesaclip-clop ， clip-clop ， bang,bang,clip-clop,clip-clop,clip-clopnoise. 你一定猜不到
-
英语笑话听力+文本：A Blonde 金发美女
Doyouknowwhattodoifablondethrowsagrenadeatyou? First,pulloutthepin.Then ， throwitback. Notes: 1.Doyouknowwhattodoifablondethrowsagrenadeatyou? 如果有一个金发美女向你扔了一顆手榴弹，你知道该怎么办吗？ 瑪？ blonde 也可以
-
英语笑话听力+文本：Black and White and Red 又黑又红又白
Whattwothingsareblackandwhiteandredallover? Anunfallingdownthestairs.Asunburnedzebra. Notes: 1.Whattwothingsareblackandwhiteandredallover? 哪两样东西全身是又黑又白又红？ 这种模式的笑话类似脑筋急转弯，答案很出人意料。
-
英语笑话听力+文本：Donkey 驴子
Whatcanapersonsaytocomplimentadonkey? Hey,niceass! Notes: 1.Whatcanapersonsaytocomlimentadonkey? 可以用什么样的语言来称赞一头驴呢？ complimemt 是指一种社交上的赞词、恭维的。但是如果太过分的话，就变成了巴结
-
英语笑话听力+文本：Morality 道德
Twoministerswerediscussingmorality. Onewasconvincedthemodernworldwasdeclining. Hesaid,Premaritalsexisthereasonforourdownfall. Heproudlysaid,Ididn'tsleepwithmywifebeforemarriage,didyou? Theotherreplied,Ican'tremember.Whatwasyourwife'smaidenname? Notes
-
英语笑话听力+文本：Three nuns 三个尼姑
Threenunsweretalkingabouttheirparishpriest. Theywerediscussinghisroom,whichtheytookturnscleaningeveryweek.Theyweresurprisedbysomethingstheyhadfound! Onesaid,IfoundsomepornomagazinesandIthrewthemaway. Anothersaid,IfoundsomecondomsandIpokedholesinthem.
-
英语笑话听力+文本：Jesus 耶稣
JesuswalkedintoaHiltonHotel. Hetossedthreenailsonthecounterandasked,Canyouputmeupforthenight? Theclerkanswered,Sorry ， novacancies,butwehaveamangeroutback. Notes: 1.JesuswalkedintoaHiltonHotel. 耶稣走进一家希尔顿饭店。 Jesus[ ˈ dʒi:zə
-
英语笑话听力+文本：Good Girl 好女孩
Aministeraskedalittleonethisquestion.Whatdoesyourmotherdoforyouwhenyou'vebeenagoodgirl? Shereplied,Sheletsmestayhomefromchurch. Notes: 1.Aministeraskedalittleonethisquestion. 有一个牧师问一个小朋友这样一个问題。 little 除了可以表
-
英语笑话听力+文本：Quietness 安静
ASundayschoolteacheraskedherstudentsjustbeforeshedismissedthemtogotochurch,Whyisitnecessarytobequietinchurch? Aboyyelled ， Becausepeoplearesleeping. Notes: 1.ASundayschoolteacheraskedherstudentsjustbeforeshedismissedthemtogotochurch, 一个主日学校
-
英语笑话听力+文本：Sermon 布道
Apreacheraskedhiswife,HowcanImakemycongregationpayattentiontomeduringmysermon? Sheanswered,Puttheclockrightbehindyouonthewall. Notes: 1.Apreacheraskedhiswife,HowcanImakemycongregationpayattentiontomeduringmysermon? 一个传教士问他的妻子：我该
-
英语笑话听力+文本：Cross the Road 过马路
Doyouknowwhythechickencrossedtheroad? EithertoescapeKentuckyFriedChickenorjusttogettotheotherside. Notes: 1.Doyouknowwhythechickencrossedtheroad? 你知道为什么鸡要过马路吗？ 这是 - 个美国很典型的冷笑话（ StupidJoke). 很简单，
-
英语笑话听力+文本：Guess 猜测
Aguywascarryingaboxwhenhemethisfriend. Hesaid ， GuesshowmanycakesIhaveinthisbox. Headded,GuesscorrectlyandI'llgiveyoubothofthem! Notes: 1.Aguywascarryingaboxwhenhemethisfriend. 一个男人遇到他朋友时正巧拿着一个盒子。 2.Hesaid ，
-
英语笑话听力+文本：French fries 炸薯条
Acultleaderclaimedthathesurvivedonair. Adoubtersaid,IsawyoueatingFrenchfriesatMcDonald'syesterday. Thegurureplied,Youcan'tcallthatfood. Notes: 1.Acultleaderclaimedthathesurvivedonair. 有一个教派的领导者宣称，他靠空气就能存活。 su
共 34页496条 - 首页
- 上一页
- 1
- 2
- 3
- 4
- 5
- 6
- 7
- 8
- 9
- 10
- 11
- 下一页
- 末页
