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MONICA: I wanna watch Entertainment Tonight.

我要看”今夜娱乐”。

ROSS: Tough noogies, we're watching Predators¹ of the Serengetti.

真不幸我们要看”瑟伦格提掠食者”。

RACHEL: Would you guys stop.

不要吵了，好不好?

MONICA: It's my TV.

这是我的电视。

ROSS: Wha-, oh, quit it.

你，住手。

MONICA: Bite me.

你咬我呀。

RACHEL: Oh my God.

我的天啊。

ROSS: Well, Monica keeps changin' the channel.

摩妮卡她一直在转台。

MONICA: Oh that's great, why don't you tell mommy on me.

棒透了你去跟妈咪打个小报告啊。

RACHEL: Now I'm mommy in this little play? Alright look, I refuse to get sucked into this like, weird² little Geller dimension thing OK. So I'm gonna go and take a nice long hot bubble bath because you kids are driving me crazy.

现在我变成妈咪了？好，听着，我拒绝卷入……这一类畸型的盖勒家庭纠纷，我现在要去洗个香啧啧热腾腾的泡泡浴……因为妈咪快要被你们这疯了。

MONICA: OK, what're we gonna do about this?

这件事我们怎么解决?

ROSS: Well, I guess we could tape Entertainment Tonight.

我们可以把”今夜娱乐”录下来。

MONICA: Not that, this, US. Oh my God, Ross, you-re, you're, it's jus-, you-, ever sin- you been here. You are driving me crazy.

不是那个，我是说这个，我们，天啊，罗斯，你...你只是你，从你到这儿开始我都快要被你这疯了…

ROSS: Ow, ow, OK. Alright, alright, Mon, Mon, you've gone ultrasonic³ again, alright.

好了，摩妮卡，你又开始高八度了。

MONICA: I just can't stand you being here all the time.

我受不了……你老是在这里!

ROSS: Why, why, why can't you stand me being here? I don't, I, we're just, ya know, we're just havin' fun.

为什么?你为什么受不了呢?我们只是在闹着玩而已。

MONICA: Fun? Fun, you think this is fun?

玩?这叫好玩吗?

ROSS: Yeah, c'mon I mean I though, you know, I thought we're just foolin' around. Like when, uh, when we were kids.

少来了，我以为我们只是在闹就像我们小时候一样。

MONICA: Ross, I hated you when we were kids.

罗斯，小时候我恨你耶。

1 predators   

n.食肉动物( predator的名词复数 )；奴役他人者（尤指在财务或性关系方面）

参考例句：

• birds and their earthbound predators 鸟和地面上捕食它们的动物
• The eyes of predators are highly sensitive to the slightest movement. 捕食性动物的眼睛能感觉到最细小的动静。 来自《简明英汉词典》

2 weird   

adj.古怪的，离奇的；怪诞的，神秘而可怕的

参考例句：

• From his weird behaviour,he seems a bit of an oddity.从他不寻常的行为看来，他好像有点怪。
• His weird clothes really gas me.他的怪衣裳简直笑死人。

3 ultrasonic   

adj.超声的；n.超声波

参考例句：

• It was very necessary for people to take type-B ultrasonic inspection regularly.定期进行B超检查是十分必要的。
• Sounds are classified into two kinds: sonic and ultrasonic.声波分为两类，即普通声波与超声波。