看老友记学英语 这个笑话不怎么好笑，是吧！

EDDIE: That's good, that's good. So, so, so who broke up with who?

好笑…谁甩了谁啊?

CHANDLER: What're you kidding? I broke up with her. She actually thought that Sean Penn was the capital of Cambodia.

你开什么玩笑？我甩了她呀。她真的以为西恩潘是高棉的首都。

EDDIE: That's good man, when everybody knows that the uh, the capital of Cambodia is uh...

有没有搞错?大家都知道高棉的首都是…

CHANDLER: Well it's not Sean Penn.

不是西恩潘

EDDIE: Alright, I, I've got a funny one, alright. My last girlfriend Tilly. Ok, we're eating breakfast, right, and I made all these pancakes, there was like 50 pancakes right. And all of the sudden she turns to me, alright, and she says, 'Eddie.' I say, 'yeah,' she says, 'Eddie, I don't want to see you anymore.' And it was literally¹ like she had reached into my chest, ripped out my heart, and smeared² it all over my life, ya know. And now there's like this incredible abyss, ya know, and I'm falling and I keep falling and I don't think I'm ever gonna stop.That uh, wasn't such a funny story, was it?

好，我有个好笑的。好，我前任的女友叫提莉我们在吃早餐，我做了很多薄松饼大概有五十多个吧。突然间她转过来她就说”艾迪…我不想再跟你见面了”。那就好像是她把手伸进我的胸膛里…挖出了我的心把我的生活搞得乱七八糟的，那就像我面前有一个深渊我就一直往下掉，我就一直往下掉永无止境地往下掉。这个故事不太好笑，是不是

1 literally   

adv.照字面意义，逐字地；确实

参考例句：

• He translated the passage literally.他逐字逐句地翻译这段文字。
• Sometimes she would not sit down till she was literally faint.有时候，她不走到真正要昏厥了，决不肯坐下来。

2 smeared   

弄脏； 玷污； 涂抹； 擦上

参考例句：

• The children had smeared mud on the walls. 那几个孩子往墙上抹了泥巴。
• A few words were smeared. 有写字被涂模糊了。