《辣妹日记》精讲 02“草样人生”的五大理由!

Welcome to the tragic¹ universe that is my sad life.

欢迎到悲惨世界，那是我悲惨的生活

Why? I'll give you five major reasons why.

你问为什么？我给你五个理由

Number one,my parents are from the Stone Age.

第一，我父母来自石器时代

No us, no you.- God knows what you'd do.

没有我们那有你，上帝知道你们干了什么

You understand? You wouldn't exist.- Yeah.

你明白吗？你将不存在，耶！

Number two, they hate me having a life'cause theirs are practically² over

第二条，他们恨我拥有的生命，因为他们的生命快结束

and mine's just starting.

而我的才刚刚开始

And it's not good enough.- Honestly. Every year it's...

那不够好，说真的，每年...

Number three....a performance...

第三，一个演出

My little sister's bonkers. Poor Angus will need even more therapy³ than me.

我妹妹精神不正常，可怜的Angus（小猫），它比我需要治疗

A lot of trouble!...because of your fifteenth birthday...

太多麻烦！因为你的15岁生日

Number four......it's not good enough.

第四，还不够。

... my nose is the size of Jupiter⁴....so ungrateful.

我的超大号尺寸的鼻子。。这么不领情。。

I need to go into an ugly home.- Georgia,

我需要生在一个丑陋的家庭。Georgia

what have you gone and done now?

你现在要去那儿，你做了什么？

How did you manage to pluck⁵ them all so quickly?

怎么这么快眉毛就掉光了？

You haven't, have you?

不是你干的吧，是你自己吗？

Oh, crikey. Bob, she shaved them.

喔，真是，Bob，她把眉毛刮了

Number five, I'll never get a boyfriend.

第五，我永远找不到男朋友

What's the hurry with growing up so fast?

为什么这么快就长大了呢？

Why don't you just enjoy being 14?

为什么不一直在开心的14岁呢？

1 tragic   

adj.悲剧的，悲剧性的，悲惨的

参考例句：

• The effect of the pollution on the beaches is absolutely tragic.污染海滩后果可悲。
• Charles was a man doomed to tragic issues.查理是个注定不得善终的人。

2 practically   

adv.差不多；几乎；实际地，从实际角度

参考例句：

• He solved the problem very practically.他很实事求是地解决了这个问题。
• She's practically always late for school.她上学几乎总是迟到。

3 therapy   

n.治疗；疗法

参考例句：

• The doctor said she should be given a physical therapy.医生说她应该进行理疗。
• She will need to have the therapy repeated every few months.她将需要每隔几个月就进行一次治疗。

4 Jupiter   

n.木星

参考例句：

• Jupiter is unlike the Earth in almost every way.木星与地球几乎完全不同。
• The astronomers were taking an observation of Jupiter.天文学家们正在观测木星。

5 pluck   

v.摘，拔（毛）拨，弹奏，拉；n.勇气，决心

参考例句：

• He is full of pluck.他很有勇气。
• With a few pluck at the string of his banjo,everybody is singing along.他拨了拨班卓琴的琴弦，每个人就都跟著唱了起了。